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The worst day I ever had with my daughter | David Drake | Cracked Comedy Club
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11/1/2024
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I am a father who probably shouldn't be. I have a three-year-old daughter. I had arguably the worst
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moment of my life spending time with her.
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Yeah, I got food poisoning in public because she like she touches all she just touched all my food
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with her like gross toddler hands, and then I ate it because it's it's my food and
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And then I was out and
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I of course had crippling stomach pains
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and so I had to go into a public restroom, and then I just put her in the corner of the stall and
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She just had to scream and watch
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