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My parents met in a mental institution | Carly Ballerini | Cracked Comedy Club
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10/23/2024
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My mom met my dad in a mental institution and neither are doctors so
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and then my mom went to clown college so they just dropped me off in therapy. She also like
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didn't tell us she was going to class. She didn't go like how people like pursue their dreams. She
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kind of went like how construction workers just get a job. So the way that I found out was one
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day I like came home from school and there was just like a full clown in my kitchen but she was
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it was the back of her because she was doing the dishes in her whole outfit. So like I walked in
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and I was like hello and then she like turned around and was like I graduated so I was like
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from where? She was like college and I was like I'm not going there and now I do this.
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