Dating musician dudes in NYC | Denise Taylor | Cracked Comedy Club - video Dailymotion

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00:00I am bad at flirting because now I live in New York and I go on dates with these really cool guys

00:04Right, and yeah, these guys are really cool. Um, I

00:09Don't know if you like they text in all lowercase and everything like

00:13You're like, well, I didn't know I was dealing with a man tonight. That's crazy. You know, I was on a date with this guy

00:19He was a musician and he was like, yeah, my band's getting like a lot of traction with the Japanese right now

00:25And I was like, whoa, wait a minute. Did you just tell me that you're big in Japan?

00:31And he was like, yeah, I was like, that's crazy cuz I'm fat in Europe

00:38And he didn't like that for some reason he didn't know what to say back to that

00:43These guys aren't really funny either believe it or not. So when they tell a story it's like beginning

00:49middle middle

00:51Middle, you know like it kind of just goes on

00:53So lately what I've been doing is I pretend like I'm asking like thoughtful follow-up questions

00:58But really I'm just trying to skip ahead in the story, you know

01:02Like that same guy was like you won't believe what happened on tour last weekend. I was like, oh, whoa, that's crazy

01:07So, how was the drive back? You know, I'm always trying to

01:10Get to that next part. It's a it's a good tool. You can use it