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Famous New Jerseyan, Ariana Grande | Akshay Sampath | Cracked Comedy Club
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12/1/2024
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I'm from New Jersey.
00:01
I did a show recently, I told the host I was from New Jersey
00:04
and he introduced me to everyone by going,
00:06
this guy says he's from New Jersey,
00:08
doesn't really look like it, but here we go.
00:10
Which is crazy, right?
00:14
Because it means he doesn't know anything about New Jersey.
00:17
If you know anything about New Jersey,
00:18
you know everyone from New Jersey either looks like me
00:22
or is Italian-American, that's all we have.
00:25
We have one person who's doing both, it's Ariana Grande.
00:30
Congratulations to her.
00:34
I'm glad you guys like that,
00:35
because I have been like, does that joke work
00:37
now that she's white again?
00:40
That's a big concern.
00:43
I don't know, because I'll be honest, as a brown man,
00:45
it was weird when she was brown, right?
00:48
But then she went back to being white
00:50
and it was like, did we do something to you?
00:52
Are you not cool anymore?
00:54
What's going on?
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