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If you met Sandra Bullock's character in real life... | Akshay Sampath | Cracked Comedy Club
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12/3/2024
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I was a kid when we moved here, and I spent my whole childhood, like, studying movies to try to fit in.
00:05
I would get, like, really into whatever movie I'd just seen.
00:08
So, like, I saw Rudy, and I got really into football for a week.
00:12
And then I saw The Blind Side, and I got really into white people for a week.
00:17
And then I saw Harriet and Kumar, and I was like,
00:18
this is my Black Panther, actually, how I need to live the rest of my life.
00:23
I did that because I was a dumb kid, right?
00:26
Like, I didn't realize that the main character in a movie is only cool in the context of the movie.
00:32
Do you know what I mean?
00:33
If The Blind Side happened in your town,
00:35
you wouldn't be like, Sandra Bullock, what a cool lady.
00:39
You'd be like, did you hear Sandra Bullock stole a Black kid?
00:44
And we'd be like, what? Why?
00:46
For her high school's offensive line, dude, it's not even a good reason.
00:50
It's crazy.
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