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You only need to know one song on guitar | Akshay Sampath | Cracked Comedy Club
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12/5/2024
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I do think it's funny the things that dudes do to be attractive to women.
00:04
Because, like, we're dumb, so we pick something dumb, like flying a kite.
00:08
But then, like, occasionally you meet a guy who picks right,
00:11
and it's the scariest guy in the world.
00:13
Have we ever seen this?
00:15
No, no one in this room has ever seen a man successfully hit on a woman.
00:20
All right, all right.
00:21
I don't know, I saw it once.
00:22
I was with a bunch of friends.
00:24
We went over to this guy we know's place, and he had a guitar on the wall.
00:27
And I was like, oh, dude, can you play something on that guitar?
00:30
He's like, yeah, of course.
00:32
And he picks it up, and he starts playing that song from A Star is Born.
00:36
You know?
00:37
The, I'm on the deep end.
00:39
The Lady Gaga song, yeah.
00:41
He starts playing that.
00:42
Every woman in the room starts singing along.
00:44
He finishes the song, and I was like, oh, dude, can you play a second song on the guitar?
00:53
I swear to God, he said, I don't need to learn a second song.
00:57
That's the scariest man in the world.
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