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I'm trying this new thing called being middle aged | Mike Lebovitz | Cracked Comedy Club
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10/23/2024
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I've been going through some changes. I don't know if you guys probably stay the same forever, but I've been changing.
00:06
Here's a change I made lately. I've been putting it off for a while, but I'm glad I went for it.
00:09
I became middle-aged. Anyone else?
00:12
It kind of rips. I put it off for a long time.
00:15
And uh, it's really like I thought it would I thought it was like this scary thing.
00:19
All it is you just like wake up one morning
00:22
and you're thirst for cocaine.
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Uh
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It's weird it's like it's it's gets replaced with a fascination for interest rates and that's
00:33
That's basically I mean don't get me wrong you you still do cocaine, you know, you're just you're not quite so thirsty for it anymore and
00:40
You start to believe in yourself a little more. You're just like, you know what I bet I can watch everything on netflix, you know
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