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My friend's son is dating an older woman | Jared Waters | Cracked Comedy Club
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1/28/2025
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My best friend had a baby when he was 13 and he passed away when he was 25 years old.
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So his son, I helped raise him, you know, his son is 21 years old and he's crashing
00:09
out in life and I can't intervene because he's a man, he has to learn from his mistakes.
00:13
But his mother's jumping in when she shouldn't be.
00:15
She broke into his phone and found out he's dating a woman 47 with three kids.
00:21
And she's ghetto.
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So she contacted the woman on Facebook, stay away from my son, told him, you stay away
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from her.
00:27
The only thing you're doing is bringing them closer together, man, and now it's like the
00:30
garden of Eden.
00:31
It's forbidden fruit.
00:32
You've got to let them dissolve on their own.
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She goes, you've got to talk to him.
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His dad's not here.
00:35
You've got to say something to him.
00:36
I was like, all right, I'll talk to him.
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I say, man, not to get inside your business, man, but I heard that you're 21 dating a woman
00:41
47 with three kids.
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Is that true?
00:43
He goes, yeah.
00:44
What do you have to say about it?
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I said, your daddy be so proud of you right now.
00:48
Oh, you're a dog just like your dad, man.
00:51
Oh, you're a savage.
00:52
Take me off speakerphone.
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I think your mom's listening.
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