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  • 1/28/2025
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00:00i was reading this news story the other day about a lady who poisoned her husband
00:04i can never do that poison my spouse just because i'm too excitable like she would be going to eat
00:09the food and i would just be like all right just poison like i was i was trying to surprise you
00:14baby i love you

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