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Preach, George W. Bush! - Dina Hashem
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4/29/2025
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00:00
I grew up in a very strict Muslim family. Any other Arabs in the house? Muzzi's? Arabs?
00:04
Yeah.
00:05
Oh.
00:07
That's the right tone for...
00:10
Well, I grew up in a strict, very strict family. I grew up kind of resenting my parents,
00:14
because it's a rules-based vibe in the Muzzi house.
00:18
And I was just like a young girl in New Jersey. I just wanted to have fun.
00:21
But there were so many rules. But then when I was in seventh grade, 9-11 happened.
00:25
Do you guys remember 9-11?
00:27
Yeah.
00:29
And every day on the news, George W. Bush would go on TV and be like,
00:36
those people did this because they hate our freedom. Do you remember that?
00:41
Every day, he was like, those people hate our freedom.
00:45
But I was watching that as a seventh grade girl. Like, preach George W. Bush!
00:53
They don't want us to date boys.
00:56
They don't want us to have sleepovers.
00:59
Why do they hate freedom?
01:03
And like, obviously I was too young to like, get 9-11 and you know, like, oh, the military
01:15
industrial complex, proliferating the Middle East for resources under the guise of spreading democracy.
01:19
But I think it's really nice that I was probably the one Muslim in the world after 9-11 that was like,
01:26
George Bush gets me.
01:28
Um, I was a big bush head back then.
01:35
But I was just like, oh, no, no, no, no.
01:36
I'm not kidding.
01:38
No.
01:39
Yes.
01:40
Well, here in the movie, it was so funny that I had this one the whole group of people who
01:41
did some of the lads last year before the interview with the whale.
01:44
Come on.
01:45
Yeah.
01:46
And so I found this one.
01:48
Yeah.
01:49
Yeah.
01:50
That's true.
01:51
Yes.
01:52
That's true.
01:53
You're gonna make it back then.
01:54
I'm gonna be a good man.
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