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Now I know why my dad left - Aminah Imani
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6/9/2025
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Kids these days, they different too. They want to eat every day, wear shoes. I'm like, wow.
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Look at you knowing your worth. That's a lot.
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No, I'm trying to be a good mom. Trying to break generational trauma. I want to make sure my son
00:15
has a better life growing up than I did. And I just want to let y'all know it's not working out
00:19
at all. I feel like as soon as you have kids, that's when you realize why the generational
00:24
curses are in your family. Yeah, as soon as my son was born, I was like, oh, okay.
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Okay. That's why my dad left. All right. That's why my mom robbed me. Okay. Checks out.
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I feel like this is a good time to let y'all know I love my son and he's safe.
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I feel the tension in the room. Yeah, he's standing right outside. I told him to give me 15. Okay.
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