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"We never though it'd be you" - @ambdotcom
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7/16/2025
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00:00
I'm in an interracial relationship, so my children will have aunts and aunts.
00:07
I don't know what's up with y'all in that.
00:09
I don't get it, I don't get it.
00:11
But my friends, when they met my boyfriend, they were like,
00:13
oh, we never thought it'd be you.
00:16
I was like, that's what you say when somebody shoots up to school.
00:23
I didn't shoot up to school, right?
00:25
He did, right? And I picked him.
00:30
I'm just kidding, I never asked.
00:33
Pretty nice, pretty nice.
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