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Anyone else get intrusive thoughts? | Carmen Lagala | Cracked Comedy Club
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11/17/2024
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Side note on intrusive thoughts sounds like you guys get them the thoughts ideas images that pop into your head
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They're usually very disturbing. You don't want them there. I was reading that. I was like are people having other thoughts
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Whoo every day. I'm like do not let that cop get too close to me today's the day
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We steal the gun and put the pal pal pal pal pal, you know
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Every toddler every toddler. I'm like my god, it'd be so easy to just pop
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They're so top-heavy, you know
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