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Edibles are an instant panic attack | Mike Lebovitz | CStandup Comedy
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3/11/2025
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I had an edible yesterday, so I think it is starting to kick in.
00:09
Those are crazy, man. I think that's the wrong way to take a drug that makes you anxious anyway,
00:14
right? Like, by wondering how much you just took. Like, they got a label on it, but you're like,
00:19
oh cool, 20 milligrams. Let's see what that means this time. You know, it's just,
00:24
oh cool, the drug that caused four of my last five panic attacks? Nice.
00:30
You know what I think would be good? A mystery dose. How about that?
00:34
We'll just walk into the gutter, try and guess why everyone's looking at me. What could go wrong?
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