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Going to the movies solo is humiliating | Django Gold | Cracked Comedy Club
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10/23/2024
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I'm single, ladies!
00:03
And middle school and old leather boxing gloves.
00:13
I'm single.
00:16
It stinks. It's terrible.
00:18
Don't believe what those Cathy comic strips have to tell you.
00:25
Being single's awful.
00:27
No silver lining.
00:30
Yeah, go to the movies by yourself.
00:33
Which means you gotta walk up to the box office
00:36
and say the saddest sentence
00:39
that's ever been uttered in the English language.
00:44
One ticket for Ant-Man, please!
00:54
And your smallest conceivable popcorn.
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