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  • 7/5/2025
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00:00I'm not a very good Asian person. I'm not a very good Asian person because I don't speak the language.
00:05I don't speak Vietnamese. And it's a bummer because we're not supposed to tell you this,
00:09but when we don't want to talk to white people, we just pretend to speak the other language.
00:14Asian people do that. All right? And I can't do that, right?
00:17So I do the next best thing. I speak the language I can kind of speak,
00:20which is the language of the Jabba the Hutt speaks in Star Wars.
00:24Yeah, if somebody starts messing with me on the subway, I'm just like,
00:27Nejjava Nobada.
00:31Ah, Kachon Kawawuki.

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