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Don't blame me, blame Elon! | Rob Haze | Standup Comedy
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3/17/2025
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I drive a Tesla, I didn't know, I didn't know I've had my Tesla for years, I didn't know I had to
00:09
look up the head of the company. Before that I had a Prius, I never looked up Dr. Toyota.
00:17
Whatever he does in the comfort of his own home, that's his business,
00:21
he don't be on CNN giving speeches. I don't know what he's up to.
00:30
The other day somebody egged my Tesla. That wasn't for me, that was for Elon.
00:37
I didn't cut anybody off. Now I gotta clean it up, Elon ain't gonna come clean this up.
00:46
It's messed up, eggs are expensive, you know how expensive eggs are right now?
00:51
Some rich person mad at me.
00:55
I didn't do it.
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