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Those guys that know more about the law than cops | Tim Smith | Cracked Comedy Club
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1/14/2025
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00:00
I did have a big day today, though.
00:01
I spent 11 consecutive hours on TikTok.
00:03
That's not bad.
00:05
Those are strong numbers.
00:07
I have a favorite genre of TikTok video.
00:08
I love the videos where a cop pulls a guy over
00:12
and the guy that he pulls over
00:13
knows more about the law than the cop does.
00:16
Have we seen these vids?
00:17
Oh, a little brick of gold, folks.
00:20
I love these.
00:21
Because the cops really show you
00:22
who they are in those videos.
00:24
They walk up to a guy's window,
00:25
and they're like,
00:26
hey, buddy, why don't you step out of the car?
00:27
And the guy's like,
00:28
actually, according to the Constitution,
00:30
I don't have to do anything.
00:32
And the cop's like,
00:33
hey, buddy, I'll kill ya, okay?
00:35
You think I care about the Constitution, dude?
00:40
Two more murders, and I'm running for sheriff, okay?
00:45
That joke should do better in Brooklyn.
00:48
Just saying.
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