Can you imagine if I asked for butter? - Tommy McNamara - video Dailymotion

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00:00I almost died on stage recently.

00:05I was very tired before a show, and I chugged a Red Bull right before the show,

00:10and then I thought, that's not enough, so I chugged another Red Bull right before the show.

00:14And I got on stage, and my heart was doing things the human heart was not designed to do, you know?

00:18It was just pounding in such a way that I was like, I'm gonna die on stage.

00:22I am not the headliner.

00:25They might keep doing the show.

00:27Like, there's a chance that the show will still go on if I collapse on stage.

00:32This is what's going through my head.

00:33And I kind of keep breathing.

00:35I breathe my way out of it.

00:36And I told my friend after, and I go, oh, I thought I was gonna have a heart attack and die on stage.

00:40He goes, well, if you have too much energy drink, you need to cut it with dairy.

00:46You need to have milk or butter.

00:48And I was like, can you imagine a guy that looks like I look,

00:53clutching his heart,

00:55asking for butter.

01:01Lando Lakes now.

01:03Two spoons.

01:09He'd be like, does he want us to finish the job?

01:11What does he do?

01:12I don't know.

01:27I don't know.

01:31I don't know.