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Let's make therapy police | Alex Kumin | Cracked Comedy Club
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3/12/2025
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We're all in need of therapy right now, I think.
00:02
Does anyone here go to therapy?
00:03
Okay, I love that. I love that.
00:06
I think therapy should be free and mandated, to be honest.
00:10
Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:13
But I do think we need to get creative in how we implement that.
00:18
People talk about defunding the police.
00:20
I don't know if we need to defund the police,
00:22
but I do think every police officer needs to get their master's in counseling.
00:27
Therapy police? Are you kidding me?
00:29
You get pulled over for speeding?
00:32
You have any idea how fast you were going?
00:35
What are you running from?
00:43
When's the last time you made eye contact with your dad?
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