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  • 5/18/2025
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00:00Parents in the 80s were concerned with two things, PCP and satanic cults, that's it.
00:06Like my dad one time, I swear to God, he goes, Jeannie, you stay away from that kid down the block.
00:12I saw him coming out of his house, he was wearing all black and he had a pentagram around his neck.
00:18I said, Dad, that's Larry Horowitz, that's the Star of David around his neck.
00:24He's a Jew.

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