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  • 6/21/2025
Varning för Jönssonligan är en svensk komedifilm från 1981 i regi av Jonas Cornell. Filmen är en svensk version av den danska filmen Olsen-bandens sidste bedrifter från 1974. Det är den första av åtta ursprungliga filmer om Jönssonligan. I huvudrollerna ses Gösta Ekman, Ulf Brunnberg, Nils Brandt och Siw Malmkvist.

Filmen är en av titlarna i boken Tusen svenska klassiker (2009).

Det kriminella geniet Charles-Ingvar "Sickan" Jönsson (Gösta Ekman) och hans kumpaner Ragnar Vanheden (Ulf Brunnberg) och Rocky (Nils Brandt) har en stor kupp i sikte, men något går snett och Sickan åker fast. Vid frisläppandet från fängelset lockar den skumme finanskungen Wall-Enberg (Per Grundén) till sig Sickan med ett uppdrag i Schweiz. Han lämnar alltså sina gamla kumpaner.

Sickan inser att han har blivit lurad och återvänder till Sverige. Under tiden har Vanheden och Rocky försökt sig på ett litet inbrott i en pressbyrå, men med klent resultat. När Sickan har kommit tillbaka tänker han utkräva hämnd på Wall-Enberg och utarbetar därför en plan.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Gummihandskar.
00:00:44Aftar.
00:00:47Talket.
00:00:51Ficklampan.
00:00:54Semskinnet.
00:00:57Stetoskopet.
00:01:00Vad är det där?
00:01:05Reservbitar.
00:01:10Ja.
00:01:12Dyrkarna.
00:01:15Grädsprayen.
00:01:23Lillasprayen.
00:01:27Korven.
00:01:30Maskerna.
00:01:38Det är väl inte farligt det här.
00:01:40Det är vattentät vet du.
00:01:43Självklart.
00:01:44Vad är Jönsson-ligan kommissarien?
00:01:56Inte nu igen.
00:01:58Jag fick ett tips av en av våra kontakter.
00:02:01Unge man.
00:02:02Det här är Jönsson-ligan.
00:02:05Ouppklarat.
00:02:06Men nu kan vi knipa dem kommissarien.
00:02:09Jag fick ett tips.
00:02:11Jönsson-ligan slår till ikväll.
00:02:13Ikväll.
00:02:14Ja.
00:02:14Vi har årsmöt med fiskeklubben ikväll.
00:02:16Var?
00:02:17Det här är exakt.
00:02:19Sugar två och sugar sex.
00:02:21Sugar sex.
00:02:22Sugar sex.
00:02:22Självklart är.
00:02:23Och upprafenen är exakt.
00:02:25Sugar två och trettjå åtta.
00:02:26Och åtta över halv.
00:02:47Självklart är exakt.
00:03:17Självklart är exakt.
00:03:47Självklart är exakt.
00:03:58Självklart är exakt.
00:03:59Självklart är exakt.
00:04:02It's a routine control. Can I see on the court court?
00:04:21What are you doing? I'm a criminal commissioner. I'm Svensson.
00:04:31Do you have any legitimation I can see?
00:04:44This is Holm from Kriminalen.
00:04:46No, I don't have a legitimation.
00:04:48But Jönsson-ligan, Jönsson-ligan...
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00:14:28I don't want to be ohimmel.
00:14:32I'm going from full discretion from your side.
00:14:36Discretion.
00:14:38Hedershaken.
00:14:41Look, grabbar, it's rough on you there.
00:14:44What kind of type.
00:14:47But then you have to be stuck there inside.
00:14:50Come, so stick.
00:14:51Do you think it can be far?
00:14:53No, but I fix it. Let me do it.
00:14:58Yeah, I'm looking for Charles Ingmar Jönsson.
00:15:14I'm calling you from Vanheden.
00:15:19By the way, take American Express here.
00:15:23Herr Jönsson takes a boat in Solariet.
00:15:26Rocky Solariet.
00:15:41Well, what a surprise.
00:15:43What a surprise.
00:15:44Charles Ingmar.
00:15:46Welcome to Charles Ingmar.
00:15:48Welcome to Charles Ingmar Jönsson.
00:15:51Körp nåt roligt.
00:15:57Nej, men slå er ner.
00:15:59How are you living in your tracks today?
00:16:02Thank you very much.
00:16:03And Eivor.
00:16:04Eivor.
00:16:05Eivor.
00:16:06Eivor.
00:16:07Eivor.
00:16:08Eivor.
00:16:09Eivor.
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00:16:53Eivor.
00:16:54Eivor.
00:16:55Eivor.
00:16:56Eivor.
00:16:57Do you have anything to do with anything?
00:16:59No.
00:17:01What you two have already understood
00:17:05is that when it comes to the real big money,
00:17:09millions, billions,
00:17:11it actually means nothing
00:17:13in the multinational
00:17:17financial networks.
00:17:19What does it mean in the networks?
00:17:27Yeah, but he's a complete idiot.
00:17:31He can't even open a cashier.
00:17:33No, we can't be alone.
00:17:35He's a perfect relationship.
00:17:39Do you know what?
00:17:41He has a tongue to be 25%.
00:17:43Yes, it's true.
00:17:4525%!
00:17:47It's written!
00:17:49Hahaha!
00:17:51He's gone from us.
00:17:53He's working with others.
00:17:55We don't die anymore.
00:17:57We're over the world.
00:17:59He's just...
00:18:01He's just...
00:18:03He's just...
00:18:05He's like...
00:18:07He's done.
00:18:09He's done.
00:18:11He's done.
00:18:13He's done.
00:18:15He's done.
00:18:17He's done.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20What is it?
00:18:21I've been in the morning air.
00:18:23Yeah, but it's a drink.
00:18:24I can't open the door.
00:18:25No, no, no.
00:18:26Ligan.
00:18:27What is it with it?
00:18:28We, you and I.
00:18:30Ligan.
00:18:31We're going out now.
00:18:32We?
00:18:33What do?
00:18:34We build a company.
00:18:36Start a real estate.
00:18:37We've never talked about it.
00:18:38It's a company.
00:18:39It's a company.
00:18:40It's a company.
00:18:41What do you say about it?
00:18:43What do we do?
00:18:47What do we do?
00:18:48Yeah, what do we do?
00:18:49Herregud, människa.
00:18:50Marknaden ligger uppfläckt som en...
00:18:51Som en?
00:18:53Ja, som en...
00:18:54...mussla.
00:18:55Ja, du vet det.
00:18:56Bara gripa...
00:18:57...perlan i flykten.
00:18:59Hajar röd.
00:19:00What do we do?
00:19:02What do we do?
00:19:03Checker carbonpapper, människa.
00:19:04We do what we've always done.
00:19:06We don't wait on sickan.
00:19:07Nej, we don't wait on sickan.
00:19:08We don't wait on sickan.
00:19:09We don't wait.
00:19:10Stora stöta.
00:19:11Lysande stöta.
00:19:12Stockholm är ju full utav...
00:19:14...av...
00:19:15...av...
00:19:16...av, vadå?
00:19:17Ja, du vet det.
00:19:18Ni är full utav glassbilar.
00:19:19Tidningsbud.
00:19:20Pension.
00:19:21Jag har det.
00:19:22Jag har det.
00:19:23Jag har en plan.
00:19:24En plan.
00:19:25Jag har en lysande plan.
00:19:26En kanonstöt, vet du?
00:19:28Kronjevelerna.
00:19:29Bättre uppgång, människa.
00:19:30Det är jag snackar om i superklippet.
00:19:32Biljetterna.
00:19:34Vår man i Schweiz heter doktor Karl Schmetterling.
00:19:38Han möter vi flygplatsen och sen går resten av försök.
00:19:41I see.
00:19:42I see.
00:19:43I see.
00:19:44Ja, det är ju jättelikt inget verkvärdigt.
00:19:46Det är fråga om knappast ens oblagligt.
00:19:49Hahaha.
00:20:02Superklippet, va?
00:20:04Ja, visst.
00:20:05Rena drömstöten, vet du.
00:20:06Skattkammare, det där.
00:20:07Jag tycker att det närmast ser ut som en pressbyrå, ja.
00:20:10Felet med dig är att du saknar fantasi.
00:20:13Vad är det här frågan om?
00:20:14Kan du, Charino, Charibani?
00:20:15Låt dig ha smitar och smitar.
00:20:16Stolpa dig, stoppa dig, stoppa dig.
00:20:17Stolpa dig, stoppa dig.
00:20:18Stolpa dig.
00:20:19Stolpa dig.
00:20:20Stolpa dig.
00:20:21Stolpa dig.
00:20:23Stolpa dig.
00:20:24Det är ju frågan om, den förrna.
00:20:26Kan du, Charino, så erzähl jag erbani.
00:20:28Låt dig ha acompå dig, och sprayt det.
00:20:29Stolpa dig.
00:20:30Stoppa dig.
00:20:31Stoppa dig, Charibani.
00:20:32Stoppa dig.
00:20:33Stolpa dig.
00:20:34Stolpa dig.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:21:05Very nice.
00:21:35Me?
00:21:37Oh, yeah, let's see if I...
00:22:05Okay.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:57There.
00:23:05Good, so.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:19Ah.
00:23:21There.
00:23:26Uh-uh!
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Bitte!
00:23:35Komm.
00:23:36Danke.
00:23:37Dankeschön.
00:23:46Bitte!
00:23:48Nicht...
00:23:49Nicht klicken.
00:23:50Bitte.
00:24:04Puh!
00:24:05Dish.
00:24:06Dish.
00:24:07Dish.
00:24:13Dish.
00:24:16Dish.
00:24:17Dish.
00:24:18Let's go.
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