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I liked hitting him - Kate Willett
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2 days ago
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I dated this guy that was really annoying during COVID, and we were in a small room together.
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He'd be like, yeah, you know, I just really feel like monogamy is such a patriarchal and capitalist institution.
00:11
And I would be like, did you cheat on me?
00:15
And he would be like, yeah, in a feminist way.
00:20
But he had a redeeming quality, which is that he loved to be dominated in bed, and I was really into it.
00:27
I loved hitting him.
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I'm not sure it was in any way sexual for me.
00:35
I loved shoving a gag in his mouth.
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I don't know if it was more of a fetish or a service to my country.
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