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Max goes undercover at the CONTROL spy school to find an undercover KAOS spy.
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00Incidentally, Chief, I'd like to compliment you and the security boys.
01:03This place is a brilliant front.
01:05Good morning.
01:18When the moon is full, the tide is high.
01:26You must want the spy school.
01:27That's next door.
01:28Good morning.
01:30Good morning.
01:32Good morning.
01:35¡Gracias!
02:05¡Gracias!
02:35¡Gracias!
03:05¡Gracias, Instagram!
03:06¡Gracias!
03:08Paran�
03:10What's he doing here?
03:12He's back for a refresher course.
03:14Now, now listen, Fang.
03:16I'm here as a new trainee, and I'm going under the cover name Loomis
03:20So, try and act like you don't know me
03:23Good boy.
03:24We're doing the training art for classes.
03:25Until you're cleared, the school's going to be under maximum security
03:27What does that mean?
03:29You'll see.
03:30You stay here, Morris.
03:32Bye, Morris.
03:34Morris.
03:36That's his cover.
03:43¿Cone of our new trainee?
03:45Yes.
03:45Loomis.
03:47Alexander.
03:48I'm Mr. Watson, dean of the school,
03:50and this is Hillary Gainsborough
03:51from Control's London section.
03:52Delighted to meet you, Loomis.
03:54As a matter of fact, I'm new here myself.
03:55I'm just in to give you chaps some instructions
03:57in the new special weapons.
03:59New, eh?
03:59And British.
04:01What was Mickey Mantle's batting average in 1961?
04:04I, uh, I don't know.
04:06Correct.
04:07Because if you did know,
04:08you'd be American, not British.
04:10A new trainee can't be too careful.
04:12Smart.
04:13No, Loomis.
04:13Now, would you introduce the new man
04:15to our other trainee?
04:16Yes, I will, sir.
04:19All right.
04:20He's one of the new trainees.
04:34Not bad.
04:50Are you familiar with karate?
04:52Are you kidding?
04:53Why, karate happens to be one of my favorite hobbies.
04:55Why, with one perfectly timed chop of my hand,
04:58I can break eight boards this thick.
05:01Would you believe it?
05:01Eight.
05:02Yeah, I find it very difficult to believe.
05:04Would you believe seven?
05:06I don't think so.
05:07How about a loaf of bread?
05:09Excuse me.
05:10I must rejoin my class.
05:11Ninety-nine, I want a complete rundown
05:17on the rest of the new trainees.
05:18Okay.
05:19Their names are Dimitri, Zukor, and Gwilak.
05:23They've all been sent here by our European bureau.
05:26Mm-hmm.
05:27I have a theory that it's one of these three.
05:30The minute I see them,
05:31I'll be able to pick out the enemy agent.
05:33Um, you're going to get your chance right away.
05:35They're, uh, all right over there together.
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:44Okay, now let's test my theory.
05:47That's Gwilak.
05:49That's Dimitri.
05:50That's Zukor.
05:52Prepare to throw.
05:54Throw!
05:56I have another theory.
05:57All right, gentlemen, let's go around the table here.
06:00Oh, uh, Loomis, would you join us, please?
06:03Uh, what I would like to show you, first of all,
06:04is one of Control's latest weapons.
06:07This is a multi-part automatic machine pistol,
06:10which can be put together in precisely three seconds.
06:14Now, you'll see that all the parts fit very neatly
06:16into this compact little case.
06:18Well, you'll all get a chance to work with that later.
06:20But first of all, let's have a practical demonstration
06:22of an entirely new weapon.
06:25That is the wristwatch strangling wire.
06:28Now, we've all gone into this in theory.
06:30Let's see how you work with it.
06:31Now, Gwilak and Dimitri, hmm?
06:33And here's one for you, Loomis.
06:35Watch them very careful,
06:37because you're going to be next, hmm?
06:43Ready.
06:46Fine.
06:48Now then, Zuko and Loomis.
06:49Well, what happened, Loomis?
07:02I pulled out the watch spring.
07:06All right, let's finish with the hats.
07:09Now, remember, gentlemen,
07:13that these hats have a razor-sharp edge,
07:16that they can be a deadly weapon
07:18when they are properly handled.
07:20Right, Zuko, you're first.
07:23Zuko, let's see who take the head off the dummy.
07:30Good, Zuko.
07:31Now, Loomis.
07:32And remember, Loomis,
07:36nice, easy action.
07:38Yes, just a quick flick of the wrist
07:40and a full follow-through.
07:42I've warned you people long enough.
07:58This time, you don't get the hat back.
08:00One of those three trainees is the imposter,
08:15I'm sure of it.
08:16But how could an imposter
08:17have gotten into the school?
08:18But the same way that I did.
08:20Remember, I'm not really Alexander Loomis.
08:22Oh, you mean that Chaos
08:23could have substituted one of their agents
08:25for the real Dimitri Zuko or Grilak.
08:28Exactly.
08:28Now, I have here the original control files.
08:31Now, if any of those three
08:33don't match the school files
08:35and that safe,
08:36we've got our imposter.
08:38I brought the plastic impact bomb you wanted.
08:40Good.
08:41Be careful.
08:44Now, this will open the safe
08:46without destroying control property.
08:48I would have asked the dean for the combination,
08:51but I would have had to reveal my own identity.
08:53Now, the bomb is perfectly harmless,
08:55but the impact will open anything.
08:59Five, four, three, two, one.
09:06Down.
09:15It opened everything but the safe.
09:17Let me read those instructions again.
09:20Max, we'd better hurry.
09:21There's no need to hurry, Miss,
09:22whatever your name is,
09:23as you'll both be spending
09:24the rest of your lives in prison.
09:25Max, you better tell him the truth.
09:28I'm Maxwell Smart, Agent 86.
09:31That's a likely story.
09:32You can call control headquarters
09:33and the chief will identify him.
09:35Does he have to?
09:37Why, are you afraid I'll find out that you're lying?
09:39No, I'm afraid you'll tell him
09:40I'm flunking weapons class.
09:42Yes, sir.
09:42I'm afraid I may be afraid...
09:43Listen...
09:43Yes, sir.
09:44Don't add...
09:44Come on.
09:46You can call it church.
09:46Yes, sir.
09:47Sure.
09:54Sure.
10:07Sure.
10:07Well, if you haven't,
10:08there's the case.
10:10Yes, sir.
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12:13Ok, so much for Grelick, now for Dimitri.
12:30There's Dimitri.
12:31Oh, good.
12:32Now you can check on his rare East Himalayan dialect.
12:35Yes, and I know exactly how to do it.
12:37As a matter of fact, I heard a very funny East Himalayan joke the other day.
12:40Oh.
12:41I'll tell it to Dimitri.
12:42Okay.
12:43Hi, Dimitri.
12:48Uh, Dimitri, you look like a fellow with a sense of humor.
12:52Want to hear a good joke?
12:53If you wish.
12:55Yes.
12:55Well, there was this East Himalayan traveling salesman, see?
12:59And his ox cart broke down in front of a farmhouse.
13:02Well, he went up and he knocked on the door and the farmer opened the door.
13:05And the traveling salesman said,
13:07Oh, oh, oh, hey, mahu, sabali, nane.
13:10And the farmer replied,
13:12Akamaka Susu.
13:19Isn't that a scream?
13:24He didn't laugh.
13:26Yes.
13:26He must be the imposter.
13:27Well, maybe he heard the joke before.
13:29Oh.
13:29On the other hand, I may have told it wrong.
13:32All right, gentlemen.
13:33In this class, we're going to practice sending secret messages to our contacts.
13:37Uh, Zukor, why don't you work with Loomis here?
13:39Now, I'd like you to write a secret message here.
13:42Execute Blue Plan and sign it, Zukor.
13:46Uh, Zukor, why don't you write on my back?
13:48It'll be a lot easier.
13:49If his handwriting doesn't match the handwriting in the control room file, he's our man.
14:05And one for you.
14:13Now, let's take our starting positions.
14:15Ready and go.
14:27Very good, Zukor.
14:29Uh, we'll practice that again tomorrow.
14:30Is it not proper procedure for an agent who's received a message to memorize and destroy it?
14:39Um, well, yes.
14:53We've got him.
14:54An example of his handwriting and signature.
14:57Thanks to my special jacket with the carbon paper lining.
15:03Good work, 86.
15:05Thank you, 99.
15:07Thank you.
15:18We still have no proof whether Dimitri or Zukor is the real imposter.
15:23Yes, but we haven't quite finished checking out that baby yet.
15:26Grillak?
15:27Yes, I feel I should take another crack at him.
15:30Just remember, Max, the real Grillak has a heart-shaped birthmark on his right knee.
15:35Hmm.
15:35And if he doesn't have it, then he's the imposter.
15:38Right.
15:41Hi-ya!
15:42Hi-ya!
15:43Hi-ya!
15:44Hi-ya!
15:44Hi-ya!
15:44Hi-ya!
15:44Hi-ya!
15:44Hi-ya!
15:45Hi-ya!
15:46Hi-ya!
15:46Hi-ya!
15:46Hi-ya!
15:46Hi-ya!
15:47Hi-ya!
15:48Hi-ya!
15:49Hi-ya!
15:50Hi-ya!
15:51Hi-ya!
15:52Hi-ya!
15:53Hi-ya!
15:54Hi-ya!
15:55Hi-ya!
15:56Hi-ya!
15:56Hi-ya!
15:57Hi-ya!
15:58Hi-ya!
15:58Hi-ya!
16:02Alright, Grillak, get up!
16:06Well, Grillak, you had me fooled for a while.
16:10La primera vez que me dejó mi pierna, sabía que estaba bien.
16:22¿Cuándo fue Gainsborough?
16:23¿Quién me va a encontrar aquí?
16:24Max, no me gusta tu plan.
16:25¿Quién se puede matar?
16:26Sí, sé, pero tenemos que dejar que el caos infiltrador de la abierta.
16:30Pero tú estás preparando a ti mismo como el target.
16:33Te estará en peligro cada vez más.
16:36Y lo haré.
16:40Ahí está Gainsborough ahora.
16:4299, tú lo haré.
16:43Voy a ir a hablar y hablar de todos los que todos los suspechos no pierdan una palabra que estoy diciendo.
16:47Ok.
16:48Bien.
16:51Ahora, señores, como saben, en ocasión, un agente puede ser llamado a leer lipsos de distancia.
16:57Por eso, por supuesto, usamos tus altísimos binoculados.
17:00¿Podemos que eso le damos?
17:02Oh, mira, ahí está Loomis hablando con Mr. Gainsborough.
17:05Si se puede ver lo que están diciendo.
17:06Bueno, me gustaría que el director y el director y el demás de la reunión de la reunión en una hora.
17:13Es 5.30.
17:14Bueno, el director y el director y el director y el director y el director y el director.
17:16Pero creo que podemos verlo.
17:17Ahora, ¿qué es lo que está todo?
17:18Ah, sí.
17:19Well, I'm going to reveal the fact that I am Control Agent 86.
17:27And that I know the identity of the Chaos Infiltrator.
17:34And that I am going to name the Impostor.
17:39And that I am going to name theлюч.
17:53And that I know the Hat of the
17:54I know the proof.
17:59¿Has visto él?
18:15No, pero debe estar alrededor de aquí.
18:18Voy a tratar de arreglarlo.
18:19Sí, voy a abrir este cajón y voy a tener esta arma en tres segundos y voy a estar listo.
18:23Oh, Max, si algo debería suceder.
18:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:59¿Has visto quién fue, 99?
19:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:03¡Ell!
19:04No es no que se llama 99.
19:06Estamos escogiendo nuestros caballos por 15 minutos.
19:08Es evident que no se puede escuchar.
19:10¡Ell!
19:13Max, ¿cómo vamos a conseguir ayuda?
19:14Este dynamite va a ir a un minuto.
19:16I know, cuando esa flamea da la luz, nos hagan.
19:19Oh.
19:20I know
19:21What?
19:21Fang
19:21Agent K-13
19:23Of course
19:24Why, he'll hear my signal no matter where he is
19:26Oh
19:26I don't hear anything
19:29Of course not 99
19:30Only dogs can hear that
19:32Good boy, Fang
19:37Good boy, Fang
19:38Fang, blow out the candle
19:40No, no, don't yell, Fang
19:42Blow out the candle
19:43Go on
19:44Blow out the candle, Fang
19:47Come on, Fang
19:47Come on, boy
19:48Blow it out
19:49Blow out the candle, Fang
19:50Quick, Fang
19:50Please blow out the candle
19:52Oh
19:53Oh, it looks hopeless
19:54Wait a minute
19:55I've got an idea
19:55Happy birthday to you
19:59Happy birthday to you
20:01Happy birthday, dear Fang
20:04Happy birthday to you
20:06I don't think he's going to show up
20:13Maybe he's tied up someplace
20:17Well, let's give him a few more minutes
20:19It's vital to discover the name of the Chaos Infiltrator
20:22I certainly hope it is not me
20:24Well, gentlemen, I'm sure that one of you was surprised to see us here
20:30The man who tried to blow us up just 15 minutes ago
20:33Luckily, I've had my eye on one suspect from the very beginning
20:37Zucker
20:37Write your name on that pad
20:4099
20:41Check his signature with the handwriting of the real Zucker in the control files
20:45If it doesn't match, he's our man
20:46They match
20:48It matches
20:49Okay, that brings us to Dimitri
20:51Now, according to the control files, Dimitri, you speak a rare East Himalayan dialect
20:57Yet when I told you an East Himalayan joke, you didn't laugh
21:00Well, this is a joke book
21:02With every East Himalayan joke
21:05All six of them
21:06Now, let's see if you really know the language
21:09If you don't, you're the imposter
21:11An East Himalayan bum walked up to me on the street one day
21:15And said
21:16And I said
21:20What's the punchline?
21:21I said
21:22That's very funny, Dimitri
21:35Here's a good one
21:37Two Scotchmen were walking down the street one day
21:40Relax
21:41Oh, that leaves us with just one suspect
21:45Grilich
21:46Grilich, I want to see your right thing
21:48The only thing that can save you
21:50Is if you have a heart-shaped birthmark on your right knee
21:54Uh-huh
21:55Just as I thought
21:57A heart-shaped birthmark on your right knee
22:00Well, there you have it, gentlemen
22:02Another wonderful theory down the drain
22:04However, I think I'm entitled to one free guess
22:08And my guess is that it's
22:11Hillary Gainsborough
22:13Don't be ridiculous, Smart
22:16I know what Hillary Gainsborough looks like
22:18And haven't you ever heard of plastic surgery?
22:20You can't prove that
22:21And in any case, for the past 15 minutes
22:22I was with Dean Watson
22:23At, uh, 5.15
22:25Just the time you say somebody tried to blow you up
22:27Yes, well, I checked that candle
22:29That was supposed to burn down
22:30And set off the dynamite
22:31And that candle was set for 5.20
22:34Which would have given you a perfect alibi
22:36And you accuse me on this flimsy evidence?
22:38No, I have some more flimsy evidence
22:40Aha!
22:42Notice, Gainsborough, that you caught it with your left hand
22:44And the first attempt on my life was made by a left-handed knife thrower
22:48Well, Grilax, Zuko, and Dimitri are all left-handed
22:50Yes, but they had no reason to suspect me then
22:53You were the only one who knew that I was Maxwell Smart
22:56Oh, I'm smart
22:57You've outsmarted me
22:59I, I confess
23:00On the other hand, the Dean
23:02To what?
23:04I confess
23:05Oh
23:06To what?
23:09Max, he's the imposter
23:10Oh, yes, of course
23:12All right, Ben, get him out of here
23:14Marvelous piece of deduction, Smart
23:16Amazing how you got Hillary to confess
23:18Yes, and it's a good thing for you, Dean, that I did
23:21Oh, why is that?
23:21Because you and I were the only suspects left
23:23And I was fairly certain about I
23:25Me?
23:26You?
23:27Why, I never suspected you for a moment, 99
23:29Oh, I didn't mean that since, Max
23:31Oh, she meant I and me
23:32You, too?
23:37Well, you really did a marvelous job, Max
23:40Well, thank you, 99
23:41Go on, Fang, get in there
23:43I think the chief will be particularly pleased
23:47Because we captured the chaos infiltrator
23:49Uh, I'll drive, Fang, thank you
23:52Come on
23:54And best of all, Max
23:58The security of our espionage school hasn't been violated
24:01That's right, 99
24:02And there's nothing more important than security
24:04Nothing
24:05Why, without security, none of us would be safe
24:08Excuse me
24:09Is this Mrs. Green's house?
24:11No, that's the spy school
24:12Mrs. Green's house is over there
24:14Cause the newspaper doesn't matter
24:15Whee
24:17Ah, whoa
24:18There's nothing, man
24:20That's what?
24:20But it wouldn't be nice
24:22The bar
24:23It's beautiful
24:24Um, itentleman
24:26But in the back
24:27The clip
24:28Well, we're back
24:29Well, as of cosa
24:31That's what?
24:32There's nothing
24:32What?
24:33The news
24:33The MCU
24:34What?
24:34What?
24:34What?
24:35I see
24:36What?
24:36The mirror
24:37The camera
24:38を
24:38See
24:39horsepower
24:40When
24:41mustache
24:42¡Gracias!
25:12¡Gracias!
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