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Maxwell Smart must defeat the sinister Mr. Big, who is using a device called the Inthermo to threaten New York City. Michael Dunn, who would go on to star as The Wild Wild West's Dr. Miguelito Loveless, stars as KAOS's Mr. Big. This pilot episode introduced a running gag of a captured Maxwell Smart trying to bluff his way out by claiming that an overwhelming force is going to rescue him starting with "Would you believe..." and those who capture him saying either "I find that hard to believe " or "I don't think so...".
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00:00This is Washington DC. Somewhere in this city is the headquarters of a top-secret organization
00:08known as Control. Its business is counter-espionage. This is Symphony Hall in Washington. Somewhere
00:18in this audience is one of Control's top employees. A man who lives a life of danger
00:23and intrigue. A man who's been carefully trained never to disclose the fact that he is a secret
00:28agent.
00:58This is Smart. Maxwell Smart, Agent 86. Hello, Chief? Max. What's up? Chaos, eh? Yes, sir? I'll be right over.
01:14Uh, I may be a few minutes late, Chief.
01:30It's late, Chief.
01:32Alright, Chief.
01:36Oh, my God.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:36Oh, my God.
03:06Hello, Max.
03:11Hi, Chief.
03:19Good to see you again.
03:20Good to see you, Chief.
03:20Well, Chief, what's all the excitement about?
03:25Max, this is a big one.
03:27The fate of our entire nation may depend on it.
03:31As you know, you're at control.
03:32It's policy to assign cases in rotation.
03:35Well, it's your turn at bat.
03:40Right.
03:40Oh, I'm sorry.
03:41I'm terribly sorry, sir.
03:43It's just that I'm raring to go.
03:51Max, let me give you a quick briefing.
03:54First of all, do you know what this is?
03:58I believe it's a photograph.
04:01It's a machine called the Inthermo, and it's capable of converting heat waves into immense destructive power.
04:08Now, Max, it's been stolen.
04:09And it's inventor, Professor Hugo Dante, kidnapped from his Long Island laboratory.
04:14Sounds like the chaos organization is back in action, Chief.
04:18Right.
04:19And there Mr. Big, whoever he is, has broadcast a demand for $100 million ransom.
04:24Or he'll use the Inthermo against our cities.
04:28Mr. Big must be stopped before he goes any further.
04:31Now, Max, it seems to me that...
04:32Just a minute, Chief.
04:33Isn't this top security?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Well, shouldn't we activate the cone of silence?
04:38The cone of silence?
04:40Yes.
04:41All right, Max.
04:43Hodgkins.
04:44Yes, sir.
04:45Activate the cone of silence.
04:47The cone of silence?
04:54First of all, how much...
04:56How much do you know about chaos?
05:04What did you say, sir?
05:06Chaos.
05:07What?
05:08Chaos.
05:09Oh, chaos.
05:11Yes, of course.
05:12Well, that's an international criminal organization that was founded...
05:16Oh, I think in 1957.
05:19How's that?
05:21What?
05:2357.
05:24Agent 57 is in Hong Kong.
05:27Hong Kong.
05:29What about Hong Kong?
05:31What?
05:32Hong Kong.
05:34Why are we talking about Hong Kong?
05:38Hong...
05:38Hodgkins.
05:43Raise the cone of silence.
05:46What?
05:47Raise the cone of silence!
05:49Perhaps we could just talk softly, sir.
05:59Max, let's get you set up with some special equipment.
06:02Would you please?
06:05What do you think you'll need?
06:07Well, Chief, this looks like a heavy case, but I think I'll just take the bare necessities.
06:11My vinyl specs, my locker key, and my Beretta.
06:19Max, take the inflato coat with you.
06:21Oh, Chief, it's the middle of summer.
06:23Besides, that's not even my size.
06:26Hodgkins will issue one in your size.
06:28I want you to have one with you.
06:29Well, okay, Chief, if you say so.
06:32Anything else?
06:33Well, I think I'd like to take K-13 with me on this one.
06:36We've worked together before, and he's proved useful.
06:42Hodgkins, send in K-13.
06:44Yes, sir.
06:49How are you?
06:49How are you, boy?
06:50Well, you ready for another one?
06:52Ah, this may be a tough one, fella.
06:54Think we can handle it?
06:56Now, remember, we're dealing with chaos.
06:58And if we fall into their hands, they'll show us no mercy.
07:01You think we can face excruciating torture?
07:06Agent 99 will meet you at the airport.
07:08Good.
07:09Uh, how will I know 99, Chief?
07:12Well, 99 will find you and use the following phrase.
07:15New York Mets win doubleheader.
07:17Hey, I like that.
07:19New York Mets win doubleheader.
07:21That's very good.
07:2286, your mission is simple.
07:24Find chaos and destroy it.
07:26Get Mr. Big.
07:27Rescue Professor Dottie and bring back the Inthermo.
07:30This may run into a little overtime, Chief.
07:33Max, you realize you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable.
07:40And loving it.
07:43Yes.
07:44Max, we're trained not to have any personal feelings.
07:57But I think you know that if I had any children, I'd like them to be like you and Fang.
08:04Thank you, Chief.
08:06Good hunting, Max.
08:07And remember the code.
08:09New York Mets win doubleheader.
08:12That I'd like to see.
08:16Flight 32, transcoming to the air load.
08:19Now departing, K-7.
08:21Sit, boy.
08:22Sit.
08:23Come on.
08:23Sit.
08:24Sit.
08:26Good boy.
08:27Stay here.
08:27New York Mets win doubleheader.
08:44You wait here.
08:45Mother will go check on our tickets.
08:46Okay.
08:51New York Mets win doubleheader.
08:53Any new developments from chaos?
08:58What about Dante and the Inthermo?
09:01Are you 99?
09:03No.
09:03I'm six and a half.
09:05No.
09:05I'm six and a half.
09:07New York Mets win doubleheader.
09:25I know.
09:26I know.
09:32But you don't understand.
09:33The score was 99 to 86.
09:41Are you 99?
09:42Uh-huh.
09:4386?
09:44Yes.
09:45I, um, thought you'd want to get right out to Professor Dante's laboratory at Cravehaven.
09:49Good.
09:50I spoke to Zalinka.
09:51That's his assistant.
09:52She's expecting us.
09:54Thanks.
09:55I have the car outside.
09:57Follow me.
09:59Hold it.
10:01I think I'm being followed.
10:03There's a man right behind you.
10:05Oh, where?
10:06Don't turn around, but you can see him through my mirrored cufflinks.
10:10Uh-huh.
10:12Who's he?
10:13Probably a reception committee from chaos.
10:16You wait here.
10:18What are you going to do?
10:19I'm going to use my locker key.
10:20Uh-huh.
10:2934?
10:30Yes, 86.
10:31Man behind me.
10:36Gun under his raincoat.
10:38Probably chaos agent.
10:40Put plan Y-14 into effect.
10:4399 and I are locked as decoys.
10:45All right?
10:46All right.
10:46All right.
10:54The plan is Y-14.
10:56Let's go.
10:56Let's go.
10:56Let's go.
10:57Let's go.
10:58Let's go.
11:21Let's go.
11:23This is one of the best experimental laboratories in the world.
11:33We have all the finest equipment.
11:36Oh, try it again at 700 ccm.
11:39Say, isn't this the inthermo?
11:41Oh, no, that's only a dummy model of the stolen inthermo.
11:44But it can be used to demonstrate how the basic principle of thermal concentricity holds true.
11:50Actually, the dynamics of the catalytic phenomena is expressed in direct ratio to its initial molecular conclusion.
11:56Yes. Well, perhaps we'd better get on to something else.
11:59I'd like to know exactly where you were when the professor was abducted.
12:04If you don't mind, 99, I'd like to handle this myself.
12:07Right.
12:09I'd like to know exactly where you were when Professor Dante was abducted.
12:16Came outside and you saw them struggling with Professor Dante.
12:19Exactly where did that take place?
12:21The car was over there by the bushes.
12:24Look, he's found something.
12:26Come here, Frank. Come here, boy.
12:27What have you got, boy? Come here.
12:30Oh, it's only an old banana peel.
12:32Why don't you give it to me? I'll throw it away.
12:34Wait a minute.
12:37That's funny.
12:39It's made of rubber.
12:40Here, let me see that.
12:42A rubber banana peel.
12:44Hmm.
12:46A rubber banana.
12:49Now, that's strange.
12:51Ah, wait a minute.
12:53There's something written on this.
12:56Su-s-cret-nuff.
12:59What could that mean?
13:01South...
13:03...Street...
13:05...Novelty.
13:08Ink.
13:09South Street.
13:12That's down by the waterfront.
13:13You know something?
13:15They could very easily have dropped this when they abducted the Professor.
13:1899 better get the car.
13:20I think we should follow this up.
13:21Right.
13:22Hmm.
13:24You know,
13:25this may be our first real lead.
13:28But why a rubber banana?
13:31Thank you, Zalinka.
13:32Thank you, Zalinka.
13:32But why a rubber banana peel?
13:41Sorry, Fang.
13:4326, quick.
13:44Chaos is broadcasting again.
13:46We will offer a practical demonstration of the Enthermo's enormous power.
13:50At 4 o'clock this afternoon, in full view of downtown Manhattan,
13:54we will destroy a great public figure.
13:57This is K-A-O-S, Chaos.
14:00Signing off.
14:00Great public figure, 4 o'clock this afternoon.
14:03What time is it now?
14:042.20.
14:052.20.
14:05That gives us exactly one hour and 40 minutes,
14:08and nothing to go on but a rubber banana peel.
14:11Step on.
14:12Here, boys.
14:12Here.
14:30He's all set.
14:49Smart's on his way up.
14:51Move into position.
14:52Kids.
15:14I believe this is one of your rubber banana peels.
15:21I'd like to know when it was purchased and by whom.
15:24I'd appreciate it if you'd make it snappy.
15:25We're in kind of a hurry.
15:26Ah, this looks like it.
15:39You'll probably find what you're looking for on page 8.
15:47I don't see anything here.
15:49Here.
15:50Where?
15:52Here.
15:53Here.
15:53are you all right 99 uh-huh how about you yes fortunately
16:22fang knocked me out of the way just in time that was a close one yes now we've got exactly
16:2910. well you're a girl
16:41he's right i suppose so we've got exactly 10 minutes to stop them from using that at thermo
16:47again well the beam must have come from somewhere out in the harbor be careful yes well i don't
16:52seem to see anything down there there's nothing out there except that old garbage scow but there's
16:57something funny about that old scow i've got it seagulls oh but there are no seagulls exactly did
17:06you ever see an old garbage scow without seagulls hovering over it better take a closer look
17:11of course that's it rubber trash they're using it for camouflage professor dante and
17:27the unthermal are on that boat or i'm not smart 99. oh we've got to get down there grab one of those
17:34dinghies and get on board that boat before they use that darn thing again come on
17:41good they're below down keep low and keep quiet
17:44the old garbage trick eh that's the second time it's been pulled on me this year mr big wants to see you
18:04so you're mr big so you're maxwell smart face to face please make yourselves comfortable
18:23what an unexpected and delightful pleasure to have the illustrious maxwell smart as my guest
18:35will you have a drink oh uh no no or perhaps a cigarette
18:42truly magnificent lens specially imported for me from heidelberg very good
18:58i see that what your organization lacks in strategy it more than makes up in loveliness thank you
19:04below and make them as uncomfortable as possible
19:07now wait a minute i have an alternate plan zelenka of course that explains why it was so easy for them
19:18to kidnap the professor is there anything else you wish to say you're very clever my charming little
19:24friend but not clever enough you see the moment i suspected there was something wrong with this old
19:31scow i immediately telephoned headquarters and i happen to know that at this very minute
19:37seven coast guard cutters are converging on this boat would you believe it seven i find that pretty hard
19:44to believe would you believe six i don't think so how about two cops in a rowboat you're stalling mr smart
19:57take them below
20:02no
20:04all right smart get your hands up up
20:16that'll hold you
20:16are they going
20:24well the chief was right about the inflato
20:26they've got professor dotty tied up in the other room so here's what we'll do
20:32wait a minute what's that they must be warming up the inthermo
20:36so that's their target what miss liberty herself
20:43okay 99 here's the plan i'll untie fang and release the professor you knock over the guard and take
20:49his gun right max well it's just that i'm so good at knots
20:59excellent we're right on target
21:11okay
21:19so
21:21so
21:23It's jammed.
21:38Okay, Professor, now let's deactivate that in thermo.
21:43It's smart, you fools!
21:46It's smart, you fools!
21:56It's smart, you fools!
22:01Help!
22:16Maxwell, help!
22:30Flash, look out!
22:45Did you deactivate the in thermo?
22:47Well, I couldn't do it.
22:48You see, the nuclear pile was frozen.
22:51I've got to stop that madman.
22:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:54When I could not deactivate it, I reversed it to self-destruction.
22:58So when the man would press the button, this ship would become one big blazing inferno.
23:02Ah!
23:03That's what I meant to call it!
23:05Dante's Inverno!
23:06Can you swim, Professor?
23:08No, but I am familiar with the argument's principle of displacement of water.
23:12English and you pay for all the-
23:14Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:35Oh!
23:36Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:38Oh!
23:39Oh!
23:40And I turned his evil genius into niceness.
23:44Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:49Well, I better let the chief know.
23:51Smart here. Maxwell Smart. Mission accomplished. Professor Dante rescued. Chaos destroyed.
24:10And I take great pride in saying that the forces of evil have once again been foiled in their attempt to extinguish the torch of liberty.
24:18What? Oh, sorry. Wrong number.
24:48What? Oh, sorry. Wrong number.
25:18What? Oh, sorry. Wrong number.
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