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Alexi Sebastian, a master impersonator, attempts to kill someone who was about to reveal the secret of the KAOS coding system. Alexi disguises himself as the Chief to confuse the situation even more. The title is from the common expression, "Too many chefs spoil the broth."
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00:00Max, I want to show you something.
00:22Don't act surprised.
00:25Oh, no, it's her!
00:30What is it, Max?
00:31It's Tanya.
00:32They've got your picture plastered all over the early morning paper.
00:35Oh, you see.
00:37That's your glorious free press you're always boasting about.
00:40Where's your maximum security now, Mr. Smart?
00:43She's right, Max.
00:43We cannot adequately protect Ms. Lepescu in a public hotel.
00:46Don't be ridiculous, Chief.
00:47I've checked this hotel a dozen times.
00:49I'm telling you, it's absolutely safe.
00:51Come on.
00:55We'd like to register, please.
00:57Don't move.
00:58He has a gun.
01:00What do we do now, Mr. Smart?
01:02It's all right.
01:03He won't shoot.
01:03Not as long as the cashier, who was one of our men, has a gun trained on his back.
01:08I know that, but the bellboy has a gun leveled at the cashier.
01:13It's all right, because Agent 41, the chambermaid, has the drop on the bellboy.
01:17Since I have never trusted the chambermaid, Agent 48, the elevator operator, has the chambermaid
01:24covered.
01:25It's a standoff.
01:26What is that?
01:27Everybody's afraid to shoot for fear he himself will be shot.
01:30Consequently, no one gets hurt.
01:31Let's get Ms. Lopescu out of here.
01:44Of course, in a situation like this, all it takes is one wise guy.
01:50Let's get up.
01:51Let's get up.
01:58Let's get up.
02:59The liquidation of Tanya Lepescu.
03:02So far, you have failed miserably.
03:06She is still alive and in custody of the control organization.
03:11If she is allowed to live, she will be able to identify in court several of our top executives.
03:18Since you are all such bunglers, I have sent for one of our most talented agents to perform the delicate task of eliminating Ms. Lepescu.
03:28That man is Alexei Sebastian.
03:33In fact, our experience this morning proves one thing.
03:39It's just too difficult to protect Ms. Lepescu in a public hotel.
03:42It takes too many agents.
03:43You're right, Chief.
03:44We've got more men in hotels than Conrad Hilton.
03:46I think I've got something worked out.
03:51You see this location I have marked off?
03:54It has front, back and side exits for extreme mobility.
03:57A minimum number of agents can be planted to give it maximum security.
04:00It's two minutes from the courthouse and it's got a communication set up directly to control headquarters.
04:04That's perfect.
04:07Where is it, Chief?
04:08It's your apartment.
04:09My apartment?
04:10My apartment?
04:14Chief, I can't take a girl to my apartment.
04:16What would the neighbors say?
04:17There's no alternative, Max.
04:19Besides, it's so obvious it's the last place chaos would think of looking.
04:23But, Chief, it's a bachelor apartment.
04:25Do you know what it's like to have stockings all over the shower rod and clothes all over the floor?
04:30This is an Order 86.
04:32Well, all right, Chief.
04:35But you better give me an hour or so.
04:37What for?
04:38Well, I've got to get my stockings off the shower rod and my clothes off the floor.
04:42Max, you've got to gain Tanya Lopescu's confidence.
04:45First of all, you've got to impress her with the fact that until she testifies, her life is in great danger.
04:50Also, you've got to find out anything else she knows about chaos.
04:53Now, here's our procedure.
04:54Wait a minute, Chief.
04:57Isn't this top security?
05:01Yes.
05:02Well, shouldn't we activate the cone of silence?
05:06Max, I've been having a little mechanical difficulty with it lately, and I...
05:09Don't be ridiculous, Chief.
05:11The whole thing is so simple.
05:13All you have to do is press this button and turn this lever all the way to the right.
05:17Now, here's our plan.
05:19Hold it, Chief.
05:19Okay, go ahead.
05:23First, you take Tanya to your apartment.
05:26Make sure you're not being followed, except, of course, by our own men.
05:30Meanwhile, I will take 99 disguises Tanya to a commercial hotel.
05:38We'll register 99, and we'll sneak her out of the hotel, making sure that some men stay behind to guard her room as a decoy.
05:46Have you any questions?
05:47Snow, Chief?
05:48I think that just about covers everything.
05:57All right, Tanya.
06:03I think we can relax now.
06:06This apartment is perfectly safe.
06:08It's under maximum security.
06:10Who's that?
06:13I don't know.
06:14How do you do?
06:18I'm your mutual insurance agent.
06:20Oh, come right in.
06:26Who is he?
06:27Well, I'm not quite sure yet.
06:30Uh-huh.
06:31Just as I thought.
06:33He's my mutual insurance agent.
06:38All right, fella, come on.
06:39Let's go.
06:40You've probably got a lot of calls to make.
06:43I'm sorry about that.
06:45That's okay.
06:46A lot of people feel that way about insurance.
06:52Well, Tanya, why don't you just sit down and relax for a while?
06:58Now, Tanya, I'm wondering, can you give me any information that might help us in trying to protect you?
07:04What do you mean?
07:05When our men rescued you in Europe and brought you over here, how long were you a prisoner of chaos?
07:10Almost a week.
07:11Now, during that time, did you notice anything about their method of operation that might help us?
07:17Yes.
07:18They left me alone in one of their offices for an hour one day.
07:22I found their code book and was able to memorize their coding system.
07:26Do you consider that important?
07:28Important?
07:29Are you kidding?
07:30Why have we been trying to break their code for years?
07:33I don't suppose you still remember it.
07:36Of course I do.
07:37The first vowel after every second consonant is superimposed on the vowel immediately preceding it in the alphabet.
07:43The first word after every preposition, if it is not introduced by an article or a personal pronoun, is inverted.
07:49The letter T stands for F, except after E, J's count for double.
07:53The first number after every second adverb is the third digit after a modifying adjective.
07:58Proper names and countries equal the word marmalade.
08:01Is that it?
08:05It's so simple.
08:07No wonder we were never able to crack that code.
08:10That's the way it always is.
08:11It's right there under your nose and you never see it.
08:14Marmalade.
08:15Of course.
08:17And for two years we've been working on jelly.
08:20If that's all for now, Mr. Smart.
08:24Uh, Maxwell.
08:25Maxwell, I do think I would like to get some rest.
08:27Oh, well, certainly, Tanya.
08:28Uh, but one thing first.
08:30Uh, now, I don't want to alarm you, but just in case anybody happens to break in here,
08:35I'd like to show you a few tricks in self-defense.
08:37Oh.
08:38Now, the first thing is this.
08:40A telephone.
08:41Watch very carefully.
08:42You see this trigger here?
08:43You merely press this and then you dial one, one, seven.
08:50You're very ingenious.
08:54Now I'm going to attack you.
08:57What?
08:58Nothing to worry about, just a little judo.
09:01Nobody will get hurt.
09:05Except me.
09:08Well, I hope you remember what you did, Tanya.
09:11Are you all right?
09:12Oh, yes, of course.
09:13We're trained to take balls.
09:15You know, most of you Americans are so soft.
09:17That's because you put such unnecessary emphasis on the physical comfort, like luxury or love.
09:25Love?
09:26Yes, love.
09:27That's all you seem to talk about, about glamour, sex appeal, about hugging and kissing.
09:33Well, that's not true, Tanya.
09:34I hardly ever talk about those things.
09:36Why I haven't talked about hugging or kissing in weeks.
09:39Mr. Smart.
09:40Maxwell.
09:41Maxwell.
09:42Max.
09:42Max, could you honestly tell me that you don't think about that right now?
09:48That you would not like to kiss me?
09:51Well, uh...
09:52Well, let's do it and get it over with.
09:54I will show you how little it means.
09:55Well, I think I'd like to unpack my room if you'll just show me to my back.
10:11Okay, Max, everything's going according to plan.
10:23I'm going to relieve you now and you're to report to the chief immediately.
10:27It's...
10:27It's an emergency.
10:33Oh, this.
10:35Uh, well, it's really nothing, 99.
10:36Uh, I was just showing Tanya a little, uh, judo.
10:41It, um, must have been pretty rough.
10:43I think she broke your lip.
10:46That'll be all for now, Keith.
10:4813, stand by for further orders.
10:52What's up, chief?
10:54Thank you, Fang.
10:57It's trouble.
10:58We've just found out where the threat to Tanya Lopescu's life will come from.
11:01Alexi Sebastian, the master executioner of chaos, is reported in this country.
11:05Alexi Sebastian?
11:07Yes.
11:08The man has never failed an assignment.
11:10No matter how closely guarded a subject may be,
11:13Sebastian has always managed to get to him through one of his extraordinary disguises.
11:17Come with me.
11:20I want to show you some slides, Max.
11:22Gee, chief, I hope it's not your Cumberland Gap trip again.
11:25I just saw that last week.
11:29Max.
11:29Thanks.
11:35Do you know who that is?
11:38Of course.
11:39That's Senator Farfan.
11:40Wrong.
11:41That's Alexi Sebastian.
11:44Isn't that Fred Giles, the tennis champion?
11:46Nope.
11:47Sebastian again.
11:48Hmm.
11:48Nice forehand.
11:51Max, Sebastian is so dangerous.
11:53We consider him to be a 101.
11:54A 101?
11:56Shoot on recognition?
11:57Right.
11:57I know him.
12:03That's Johnny Carson.
12:03I watch his show all the time.
12:05Sebastian, he did the Tonight Show for two weeks before they found out.
12:13Oh, no, chief.
12:15Not my Aunt Rose.
12:16That's him again.
12:17Because you're quite a shock, doesn't it?
12:18Not half as much of a shock as it's going to give Harry.
12:21Who's Harry?
12:22My uncle.
12:22My uncle.
12:22My uncle.
12:27Which one of them is Sebastian?
12:29We still don't know.
12:32Chief, that man is absolutely fantastic.
12:34How are we ever going to trap him?
12:36Well, he has one physical characteristic that he can't conceal.
12:39Weak eyes.
12:40Weak eyes?
12:41Yes.
12:41When exposed to bright lights, he blinks excessively.
12:45But if Sebastian can be all of those people, then he can be anybody.
12:48Why, he could be one of us.
12:50Gentlemen, as we suspected, they have taken Miss Lopescu to Maxwell Smart's apartment.
12:57The other girl was just a decoy.
13:01Now I have the pleasure of introducing the man who will be able to penetrate their defenses and kill Miss Lopescu.
13:08Gentlemen, the world's foremost master in disguise, Alexei Sebastian.
13:16Well, anyway, Chief, I think we should strengthen our security measures.
13:32Absolutely.
13:32But we'll need a countersign so that when I come to your apartment later to question Tanya, we'll know we're not speaking to imposters.
13:37Just to be on the safe side, Chief, why don't we use a double countersign?
13:41Good idea.
13:42Oh, here's a good one.
13:47I'll say the migrating birds fly low over the sea.
13:50You say shadeless windows admit no light.
13:52Then I'll say the wingless dove protects his nest.
13:54And you say the toothless tiger rules a restless jungle.
13:56Have you got that?
13:57Right, Chief.
13:58All right, let's try it.
13:59The migrating birds fly low over the sea.
14:02The restless jungle admits no shade.
14:04No, Max.
14:05No, I have the restless jungle.
14:06You have the shadeless windows and the wingless doves.
14:08Oh, I thought you had the wingless doves and I had the shadeless.
14:11No, Max.
14:12But how about this for a double countersign, Chief?
14:14You say, hello, Max.
14:16And I say, hi, Chief.
14:17And you say, smart.
14:20It's on this card.
14:21Memorize it.
14:22And remember, Alexei Sebastian can impersonate anyone.
14:26Anyone?
14:27Anyone.
14:28The only two we're sure of are you and me.
14:31There are three of us in this room, Chief.
14:36You mean...
14:37Yes.
14:38F-A-N-G.
14:41Max, that's impossible.
14:43Nothing is impossible with Sebastian.
14:46Let's put him to a little test.
14:51That's fine, all right, Chief.
14:52No other secret agent in the world can run that fast.
14:5799, we've got to be extra careful.
15:00Alexei Sebastian, the master impersonator, has been hired by Chaos to get Tanya.
15:04The man is incredible.
15:05Why, he could be impersonating anybody.
15:06Right.
15:06Chief called just after you left to make sure everything was all right.
15:10How did you know it was the Chief?
15:12He gave me the double countersign.
15:13Oh.
15:14What was it?
15:17Migrating birds fly low over the sea.
15:19Shadeless windows admit no light.
15:20The wingless dove protects his nest.
15:22And the tiger rules the restless jungle.
15:25Wrong.
15:26The toothless tiger.
15:30Oh, Maxie.
15:31I thought I heard you come in.
15:33I will be right down after I take my shower.
15:35I hope you don't mind my borrowing your towel.
15:38Well, to tell you the truth, Tanya, that's my favorite towel.
15:44You can use it.
15:48For a while.
15:53Well, good night, 99.
15:54Oh, I'm staying, Max.
15:57We can take turns watching.
15:59Well, there's really no need for that, 99.
16:00I think I can handle a situation.
16:03I'm going to make some coffee.
16:04It's going to be a long night.
16:06No, that's all right, Max.
16:07I can make the coffee.
16:09You seem to forget that I'm a woman, too.
16:11Besides, remember the coffee I made for you last week?
16:13How about some tea?
16:18I'll make the coffee.
16:19The migrating birds fly low over the sea.
16:32Shadeless windows admit no light.
16:34The wingless dove protects his nest.
16:35The toothless tiger rules the restless jungle.
16:38Chief, is it really you?
16:40Yes.
16:40I guess you want to interrogate our gay defector.
16:45That's right.
16:46Come on, she's upstairs.
17:0199, why don't you answer that?
17:09Oh, hi, Chief.
17:10Come on in.
17:11I guess you're here to question the girl.
17:13That's right, Max.
17:14Uh, Chief, you forgot the countersign.
17:18The old countersign or the new countersign?
17:20New countersign?
17:22Yes, I say apples, you say Macintosh.
17:25Oh.
17:26Chief, the countersign.
17:29Apples.
17:30Macintosh.
17:32Girl's upstairs, Chief.
17:34Max, would you fix me a drink?
17:36Oh, sure, Chief.
17:37Come on over to the bar.
17:39Pick out anything you like.
17:41Uh, how about some bourbon?
17:43It's fine.
17:45Tonya, the Chief wants to talk to you as soon as you're dressed.
17:48I will be out in a few minutes.
17:51It's been a trying day, 99.
17:53What's the matter, Chief?
17:54Is your ulcer acting up again?
17:55Yes, I'm afraid so.
17:56I wonder if I could trouble you for a glass of buttermilk.
17:58That usually helps.
17:59Of course, Chief.
18:00How about this, Chief?
18:07Fine, fix it for me.
18:13Oh, Chief, I just broke a nail.
18:15Could you help me get the top off the buttermilk, please?
18:17Oh, Chief.
18:30Max.
18:31Here's your drink.
18:32Oh, thank you.
18:38It's not buttermilk.
18:39You bet your sweet life it is.
18:41I wouldn't.
18:44Max, did you leave this door open?
18:46I don't think so, Chief.
18:48I better check the corridor.
18:49No, I'll check the corridor.
18:56Oh, Maxie.
18:58Yes, Tonya, what is it?
18:59Do you have a bathrobe?
19:01I certainly hope not.
19:05Look for one anyway.
19:07Now, drink it all down, Chief.
19:09It'll make you feel much better.
19:10Look, someone left the door open.
19:18There.
19:21Well, I think Tonya should be out of the shower by now.
19:24I don't think I'll need you.
19:25I can question Tonya myself.
19:27Chief, you know control's rule on interrogation.
19:30Never interrogate a female suspect without another agent present.
19:33Who made that rule?
19:34Your wife.
19:35This buttermilk has left a bitter taste in my mouth for me.
19:40A little bourbon, will you?
19:41Bourbon, Chief?
19:42Bourbon.
19:42Right, Chief.
19:43Chief, what are you doing out there?
20:00Checking the corridor, but somebody locked me outside.
20:03Oh, Chief, you've got to try to relax.
20:06I just don't think my ulcer is going to survive this night.
20:08Here, let me have that buttermilk.
20:10But, Chief, that's...
20:11Bourbon again.
20:22Does bourbon sound like buttermilk?
20:24Get me some buttermilk.
20:25Right, Chief.
20:26How long do you think she'll be?
20:29I'll check it out, Chief.
20:34Tonya?
20:36Yes, Max?
20:37Uh, how long will you be, dear?
20:41Five minutes.
20:50How long will she be?
20:51About five minutes, Chief.
20:52Tell her to hurry up.
20:54Right, Chief.
20:56Tanya?
21:00Yes, Maxie.
21:02How long will you be now?
21:04Four minutes and 30 seconds.
21:07Do you have enough towels?
21:09Yes.
21:10Oh.
21:11What do you have to do to get a glass of buttermilk?
21:14Thank you, 99.
21:19She'll just be a minute, Chief.
21:22Get me a drink, will you, Max?
21:23Right, Chief.
21:27Oh, thanks, Chief.
21:30Here you are, Chief.
21:36All right, hold it.
21:40Don't anybody move.
21:42Kill him.
21:42He's Alexi Sebastian.
21:43Killing Maxi's an imposter.
21:46Wait a minute.
21:48There's something funny going on around here.
21:50Well, so ends the career of Alexi Sebastian.
22:05An ugly customer if I ever saw one.
22:09Sorry about that, Chief.
22:11What on earth happened?
22:14Alexi Sebastian has just played his last role.
22:18But, Max, how did you know he was the imposter?
22:20Well, it was really quite simple, Chief.
22:22You see, I remembered that Sebastian had weak eyes.
22:24So I merely took this lamp and flashed it in his eyes.
22:28I may have made a terrible mistake.
22:39If this is the real Chief, you're in a lot of trouble, fella.
22:43Well, with Sebastian out of the way, I think we can all get a good night's rest.
22:55He ought to get a long prison term for attempted murder.
22:57Yes, I think we've got him this time.
22:58The trouble before has always been with witnesses.
23:01Since nobody knew what he really looks like, nobody was able to positively identify him.
23:05That's right.
23:06If we were asked to identify him, we'd say he looked like our chief.
23:08On the other hand, they could say our chief looked like a fiendish international killer.
23:14Smart.
23:15Well, there are two ways of looking at it, Chief.
23:18Well, like the chief says, I think we should all get a good night's sleep.
23:21By the way, where's Miss Lupescu?
23:23Well, she went up to bed already.
23:25She has to be up early in the morning for the trial.
23:27Where are you going to sleep?
23:28Well, I'll just bunk out here on the couch someplace, Chief.
23:31I think someone should be here all the time to see that Tanya's safe.
23:33Oh, I don't mind staying, Max.
23:35No, no, no, no.
23:36That's quite all right, 99.
23:37Well, call us a cab then, Max, will you?
23:39Hmm?
23:40Call us a cab.
23:41Oh, right, Chief.
23:42And be sure and get to bed early.
23:44You look a little tired.
23:45Yes, well, I do feel a little tired, Chief, but I'll just slip into my pajamas and get some sleep.
23:51Good night, Maxie.
23:57I think 99 ought to stay here tonight.
23:5986, you come on home with me.
24:04Sorry about that, Max.
24:06Good night, Maxie.
24:07Good night.
24:09I don't know.
24:14No, cup my 야 Nestor.
24:15And be honest.
24:16Get out of here.
24:17I don't know.
24:17You know what I want to show you today.
24:18I feel like you are going to be right.
24:19Won't beona.
24:20I hope I get you tonight.
24:25Have you
24:26All right.
24:29You're listening, too.
24:30See, it's like that.
24:31Whoa.
24:31Cut I'm going to depend on you.
24:32Hit it together.
24:33It's life.
24:33He has to be great.
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