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Max is to testify against KAOS soon, so they devise situations to show that Max is losing his mind. Will KAOS succeed in discrediting Max? Simon Oakland and Howard Caine guest star as KAOS Agents.
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00:30Listen, Wrangler, I don't want to be a party pooper, but you've got a knife in your back. Did you know that?
00:36Must talk. Must talk.
00:38Take it easy now. Take it easy.
00:40Must talk.
00:40All right. Just let me get you up here to this couch here.
00:43Ah, there you go.
00:44No, they might come back. Please, another room.
00:47Another room.
00:48Another room, please.
00:49I'll take you upstairs to the bedroom. Now, wait a minute. I've got a plan here.
00:52I'll just take you up with the old fireman's carriage.
00:55All right. I've got an ultimate plan.
01:01There you go.
01:03Now it's going to be all right.
01:04Listen, I once knew a guy who had a knife in his heart and lived for 15 years.
01:09Would you believe it?
01:10That's hard to believe.
01:12Would you believe 15 minutes?
01:14I don't think so.
01:17How about a pin in his nose?
01:19You're just trying to cheer me up.
01:21Just take it easy, fella.
01:23You're going to be all right.
01:25There we go.
01:26Important information.
01:27Matter of life or death.
01:29Must talk.
01:31First you'll sleep.
01:33Then you'll talk.
01:34Now just lie back.
01:35You'll feel it.
01:36Oh!
01:37Terribly sorry about that.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Oh.
01:44Sorry, partner.
01:53Now I'll never know what he wanted to tell me.
01:56Information must call.
02:00Yes.
02:00I'm listening, cowboy.
02:01Go ahead.
02:02They're going to poison him.
02:04Poison?
02:05Poison who?
02:05Oh, good.
02:14Well, partner, you tried.
02:16At least I know they're going to poison someone.
02:17I'd better notify the chief.
02:19The ambassador.
02:22The ambassador?
02:23They're going to poison the ambassador?
02:25Yes.
02:26The ambassador.
02:31Are you finished?
02:37Well, at least I know they're going to poison the ambassador.
02:40But which ambassador?
02:41Which ambassador?
02:42Which ambassador?
02:42Who's the ambassador?
02:56Hello, chief.
02:57This is Max.
02:59Listen, chief.
03:01I don't exactly know how to tell you this,
03:03but I've got a dead cowboy in my bed
03:06and they're going to poison the ambassador.
03:09No, chief.
03:10A dead cowboy.
03:13No, chief.
03:13I'm not crazy with fatigue.
03:15I'm telling you, there's a dead cowboy in my bed.
03:18Yes.
03:18Well, I think you better get over here on the double.
03:21Ten minutes.
03:22Right, chief.
03:29Cowboy, the chief is on his way.
03:30He'll be here right...
03:33Cowboy?
03:35Cowboy?
03:36Come on, old wrangler.
03:43Go hiding now.
03:45go.
03:45Come on.
03:46Go, what?
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06:31Oh, pardon me, fella
06:46Pardon me, fella
06:50You're back
06:51I've got to tell the chief, wait right here
06:54Chief, chief
06:57Two ladies gone
07:00That means I won't be able to reach him
07:02Until he gets back to his house
07:03The chief is
07:05I don't understand it
07:14First he was here
07:15And then he was gone
07:17And now he's back
07:18Where could he have gone to?
07:20Hit on the ledge outside the window
07:22Outside the window, of course
07:24No wonder I couldn't find you
07:28But why?
07:30I heard noises
07:31Voices
07:32I was afraid they were coming back to finish me off
07:35I've got a feeling nobody can finish you off
07:39They're coming back for me
07:41They?
07:42Who are they?
07:43Chaos
07:43Chaos
07:44You mean chaos is going to poison the ambassador?
07:48Yes, tonight at a masquerade party at the embassy
07:50I was on my way there when they got me
07:53How are they going to poison them?
07:55A toast at midnight
07:57Poison punch
07:58Poison punch
08:01At the embassy
08:02What embassy?
08:05What embassy?
08:06Marobian embassy
08:07Marobian embassy
08:08Marobian embassy
08:08Quick
08:09Get me a doctor
08:11Don't worry about a thing
08:12You just stay here and rest and take it easy
08:14There's a doctor downstairs
08:15I'll get her
08:16Take it easy and rest
08:16And don't get yourself excited
08:18Just lie right there
08:19And I'll get the doctor
08:21Now, now, just lie still and don't move
08:26And avoid starchy foods
08:28Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't have any time
08:35Besides, I have all the brushes I need
08:37Oh, no, no, no
08:39I'm Dr. Andrew Fish
08:41May I see Mrs. Dawson?
08:42Oh, I'm terribly sorry, doctor
08:43But Mrs. Dawson lives in the apartment down at the end of the hall
08:46Oh, thank you so much
08:47Terribly sorry I disturbed
08:48Oh, you didn't disturb me, doctor
08:50You see, I was just on my way out to find a doctor
08:51Oh
08:52Doctor, I think you better step inside
08:55But Mrs. Dawson has broken her ankle
08:57I understand she's in great pain
08:58You see, the poor woman tripped over her cat
09:01I really think I should go
09:02Uh, doctor, a man has been stabbed
09:05Where?
09:06In my bedroom
09:07Lead the way, sir
09:09I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm too late
09:15He's dead
09:16That'll be twelve dollars, please
09:20Twelve dollars?
09:22Well, that's standard for a house call
09:23Hmm, I should have brought him down to your office
09:25If you just give me the necessary details
09:28I'll prepare the death certificate and notify the police
09:31Oh, I'm afraid you can't do that, doctor
09:33But I'm required to by law
09:34Doctor, do you know who I am?
09:36No
09:36My card
09:39Arnold Kipnis, Furrier to the Star
09:43You're a furrier?
09:45No, doctor
09:45If you'll just hold this card up to the light
09:48You'll see my true identity
09:49Maxwell Smart, Secret Agent 86
09:52Oh
09:53Hmm
09:54Is this a...
09:56This is a security matter
09:57That's right, doctor
09:58I want you to forget everything you've seen or heard here tonight
10:02Wipe it completely from your memory
10:04Now remember, doctor
10:13I want you to wipe everything from your memory
10:16Wipe everything from my memory
10:17Even my twelve dollars?
10:20Especially your twelve dollars
10:22Thank you, doctor
10:22Good night
10:24Good night
10:25I've got to contact the chief immediately
10:28Hello, chief
10:36Max
10:37Uh, listen, chief
10:39You know that dead cowboy I told you about?
10:41Yeah
10:41Well, he's dead again
10:43That's not nice, chief
10:46Well, I have proof this time
10:48You see, I brought in a doctor
10:50And the doctor examined him
10:51And pronounced him dead
10:52What doctor?
10:54Uh, Dr. Fish
10:56Well, if you don't believe me, chief
10:59I'll get the doctor
10:59And he can tell you himself
11:00Hold on
11:01Oh, Mrs. Dawson
11:18I'm terribly sorry to disturb you
11:19Do you know what time it is, Mr. Smart?
11:20Yes, but I knew you'd still be up with your ankle
11:22I'm rarely up without it
11:24I hope you didn't have to walk all the way to the door
11:27No, I took a bus from the living room
11:29Mrs. Dawson, it's very important that I speak with Dr. Fish
11:32Dr. who?
11:33Fish
11:34Fish
11:34Well, Dr. Fish is out with lawyer Bird and farmer Fox
11:38Mrs. Dawson, what about your ankle?
11:41What about it?
11:42Oh
11:42Well, it's quite lovely
11:44I'd love to stay and talk about it
11:45But I have somebody on the phone
11:47Why don't you try and get some sleep, Mrs. Dawson?
11:49Hello, chief
11:56Uh, Dr. Fish was gone
11:58Uh, but the body is still, uh
12:01Uh, you better stand by, chief
12:02And, uh, switch to phone XVB
12:05Hello, chief
12:25Max
12:27Listen, just forget the whole thing
12:29Just pretend you're dreaming I'm talking to you
12:32Because I'm dreaming that you're dreaming that I'm talking to you
12:36It can't be a dream
12:42Not twice in a row
12:43Can it be that I'm losing my mind?
12:53Well, there's only one way to find out
12:55Hello, operator
13:01This is an emergency
13:03Get me the Morovian embassy
13:05Hello?
13:08Morovian embassy?
13:11Yes, this is the Morovian embassy
13:12Listen, this is very important
13:14I've got to find out if there's a masquerade party for the ambassador tonight
13:18Yes, it's going on right now
13:20I have to speak to the ambassador
13:22I'm sorry, sir
13:23Why don't you try tomorrow?
13:25But you don't understand
13:26This is vital
13:27It's a matter of life and death
13:28I'll come right over
13:29It won't do you any good, sir
13:31This is a private party
13:32Even if you were invited
13:34You couldn't get in without a costume
13:36I'm sorry
13:38I've got to get into that embassy
13:43The All Might Custom Company
13:52The cowboy must have dropped this
13:55He took the bait
13:58Of course he did
13:59No control agent can stand up to the logic and planning of chaos
14:03And when smart gets on that witness stand tomorrow
14:05The whole case against chaos will be thrown out of court
14:07Isn't that so, Dr. Fish?
14:10Right
14:10Even his chief thinks he's cracking up
14:13And now he's falling into our trap at the embassy
14:16Yes, well I've got to change and get over there
14:18It's almost midnight
14:19After tonight, the whole world will believe
14:25Maxwell Smart is a babbling lunatic
14:28I don't have any little orphan aunties, mister
14:37I'm trying to explain to you
14:38That a fella came in here this morning
14:39A kind of weird looking guy
14:40With dark glasses and a scar on his face
14:42And he cleaned me out completely
14:43Listen, I've got to have a costume
14:45It's a matter of life and death
14:46Now don't you have anything, anything at all?
14:49Well, he did leave this one costume
14:51And I don't think you want it
14:51It's a return from the 4-H club picnic
14:53I'll take it
14:56Where's the dressing room?
14:57In there
14:58But now listen, you
14:59Let us raise our glasses high
15:00To our honored host
15:02The ambassador of Morovia
15:04Thank you, my friends
15:05This is a proud and wonderful moment
15:07For me to be
15:08Don't drink that punch, it's poison
15:10I know that man
15:11That's Maxwell Smart
15:13Mr. Ambassador, as soon as I found out
15:15About the masquerade party
15:16What masquerade party?
15:17This masquerade party
15:18That's why I had the foresight
15:19To take this chicken
15:20These are the worst costumes
15:26I've ever seen in my life
15:27You and I are a cinch
15:28For first and second prizes
15:29Grab him
15:30He's gone berserk
15:31Mr. Ambassador
15:33This is a plot against your life
15:36One sip from that punch
15:37Means instant death
15:38That's ridiculous
15:40Would you believe two sips?
15:47Very tasty
15:52The man is obviously a lunatic
15:54Now kindly remove this mad chicken
15:56Well, I'm not a chicken
15:57I'm a secret agent
15:58Mr. Ambassador
15:59They're trying to kill you
16:00The dead cowboy told me
16:02They killed him twice
16:04Gentlemen
16:09This pretrial hearing
16:11Is an examination of evidence
16:13To determine whether or not
16:14A true indictment
16:16Shall be drawn up
16:16Against certain alleged leaders
16:18Of chaos
16:19An international organization
16:21Of evil
16:21Your honor
16:22I think we can end
16:23This hearing very quickly
16:24The government's entire
16:26Would-be case
16:27Is based on the testimony
16:28Of one man
16:29Maxwell Smart
16:31Now we intend to show
16:33That Mr. Smart's testimony
16:35Is inadmissible
16:36By virtue of the fact
16:38That he is incompetent
16:39Deranged
16:40And not in full possession
16:42Of his faculties
16:43Don't worry chief
16:45They haven't got a case
16:46The odds against them
16:47Are a thousand to one
16:48My first witness will be
16:51The Moravian ambassador
16:53Make that eight to five
16:55He bursts into the room
16:59Dressed as a chicken
17:00Attacked me
17:01Knocked the drink from my hand
17:02And mumbled something
17:03About poison
17:04Middle of the night
17:05He bangs on my door
17:07With a wild look
17:08In them beady eyes of his
17:10Screaming for a Dr. Fish
17:13And tells me
17:15I've got a broken ankle
17:16When I drank the punch
17:18He got furious
17:19It's apparent
17:20That his actions
17:21Can only be described
17:22As the ravings of a madman
17:23No there was no dead cowboy
17:26And there was no Dr. Fish
17:27But you have to remember
17:29That's all chief
17:29I'd like to point out
17:31Please step down
17:32A man who sees
17:35Imaginary cowboys
17:36Some living
17:37Some dead
17:38Whose own twisted mind
17:40Manufactures plots
17:42To poison ambassadors
17:43And who likes
17:45To dress up
17:45Like a chicken
17:46That's the government
17:48Star witness
17:49And the reason
17:50Why this pre-trial hearing
17:51Is nothing more
17:52Than an empty farce
17:54Your Honor
17:55I beg the court's indulgence
17:57I demand the right
17:58To cross-examine
17:59Some of these witnesses
18:00Whose testimony
18:01Has made my future
18:02Seem
18:03Well
18:04Shall we say
18:04Dim
18:05Let's say
18:06Jet black
18:07May I continue
18:09It's most unusual
18:10Procedure Mr. Chicken
18:11Mr. Smart
18:13It's an intriguing case
18:14So you have
18:15The court's permission
18:16Thank you
18:16Your Honor
18:17I plan to prove
18:18That I am in
18:19Complete possession
18:20Of my wits
18:20And so as my
18:22First witness
18:22I should like
18:23To call to the stand
18:24My old friend
18:25And good neighbor
18:26Mrs. Harriet
18:28Eulalie Dawson
18:29Now Mrs. Dawson
18:31Exactly how long
18:33Have we been neighbors
18:33Too long
18:35I wonder if you
18:37Could be a little
18:37More specific
18:38Six years too long
18:39Now Mrs. Dawson
18:42I'd like you to think
18:44Very carefully
18:45About the next question
18:46That I'm going to ask you
18:47Take your time
18:48Think it over
18:49Before you answer it
18:50In all the years
18:51That we have known each other
18:52Has there been any time
18:54That I have ever given you
18:55Cause or reason
18:57To suspect my sanity
18:58Next witness
19:11Your Honor
19:12Now you are
19:15The chief of control
19:17Is that correct?
19:18That is correct
19:18Would you kindly
19:19Tell this court
19:20Your complete
19:21And full name?
19:22I'm afraid
19:23I can't do that
19:23That's confidential information
19:24Very well
19:25Then tell the court
19:26Your first name
19:26My identity
19:28Is class A security
19:29Come on chief
19:31Tell us your first name
19:32Chief
19:33It can't hurt
19:34To give just
19:34Your first name
19:35Thaddeus
19:38Thaddeus
19:44Sorry about that chief
19:48Now
19:49How many cases
19:51Have I worked on
19:51For control?
19:53I'd say
19:53More than a hundred
19:54And how would you
19:56Evaluate my services
19:57As a secret service agent?
20:04Now let me ask you
20:05This question
20:06And chief
20:08Try and keep
20:08Your answers brief
20:10In all of those cases
20:12Was there any time
20:14When you wished
20:15That there was
20:16Someone else
20:16On the case
20:17Besides me?
20:18Now let me see
20:23If I can think
20:24Of a question
20:24That you can answer
20:25What is my name?
20:28Maxwell
20:28Thank you Thaddeus
20:30You can step down
20:31And now your honor
20:33Mr. Smart
20:34If you can show
20:35That this unusual
20:36Line of questioning
20:37Has any direct
20:38Bearing on your case
20:40I'm getting to that
20:40Your honor
20:41I have here
20:44In my hand
20:45Exhibit C
20:46The chicken head mask
20:48That I wore
20:49On the night in question
20:50And I would like
20:51To put this mask on
20:53And recreate
20:53The events of that evening
20:55Your honor
20:56I object
20:57He's turning this hearing
20:58Into a surface
20:59I know what I'm doing
21:00Your honor
21:00Mr. Smart
21:01If you have something
21:03To say
21:03Remove that ridiculous
21:05Chicken head
21:05So that I can see
21:06Your face
21:07But your honor
21:10I'm sure that if I could
21:11Of course
21:15That's it
21:17Your honor
21:18I should like to have
21:19The privilege of calling
21:20One last witness
21:21To the stand
21:22All right Smart
21:23One more witness
21:25And then
21:26Did you or did you not
21:27Rush across that crowded room
21:29And shout
21:29I know that man
21:30That's Maxwell Smart
21:31Yes I did
21:32But how could you
21:33Have possibly recognized me
21:35When my face was
21:36Completely hidden
21:37By this chicken mask
21:38Well
21:39And what's more
21:40What man would drink punch
21:43That was supposed
21:43To be poisoned
21:44Only a man
21:47Who knew
21:48There was no poison
21:49In the first place
21:49A man
21:51Whose whole scheme
21:52Was to discredit me
21:54And my testimony
21:55In this courtroom
21:56A man
21:57Who tried to tamper
21:59With a federal witness
22:00And if my calculations
22:02Are correct
22:03You are that man
22:04A man
22:05Who owes his allegiance
22:06To chaos
22:07Well your honor
22:08My case is complete
22:10This is your villain
22:12This is your culprit
22:13And this is his gun
22:16Lay back
22:18Get over there
22:19Keep your hands up
22:20You ought to be crazy
22:21You'll never get
22:21Through the guards
22:22At the door
22:22I have my own means
22:24Of escape
22:24Well Mr. Smart
22:28I must say
22:29That your logic
22:29Was quite brilliant
22:30However I regret
22:31I can't stay here
22:32And help you celebrate
22:33Your victory
22:34I'm afraid I must
22:35I must take my leave
22:37Of you now
22:37Don't be a fool
22:38It's five stories
22:40Straight down
22:41To a hard pavement
22:41I'm in a hurry
22:42Oh
22:43Well that is
22:45The quickest way down
22:46You really think
22:48I'm stupid enough
22:49To jump out of a window
22:50Five stories high
22:51Without having taken
22:52Certain safety precautions
22:54Below this window
22:55Is a chaos truck
22:56Full of mattresses
22:58Well gentlemen
22:58Farewell
23:00Missed it by that much
23:10Wait a minute
23:17Don't even have time
23:20To fix my breakfast
23:21Oh hi chief
23:30Good to see you
23:31What's up
23:31The trial date
23:32Has been set Max
23:33We've really got chaos
23:34On the run this time
23:35Thanks to you
23:36Oh no thanks necessary chief
23:38Oh yes they are
23:39I'm afraid
23:40I lost faith in you
23:42For a little while there
23:43But I must say
23:45Those chaos boys
23:46Did a remarkable job
23:47Of making you look
23:47Like you were cracking up
23:49I understand perfectly chief
23:50You know Max
23:51It's amazing
23:52How much you did seem
23:53To think you were a chicken
23:54You know chief
23:55There were times
23:56When I really thought
23:57I was a chicken
23:58Oh excuse me chief
24:00My tea is ready
24:01Right there
24:02I'm sure I was a chicken
24:16I'm near
24:18¡Gracias!
24:48¡Gracias!
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