- 20/7/2025
Numerous blondes have been kidnapped and Max is assigned to protect a diplomat's beautiful daughter. He discovers the KAOS lair and tangles with The Claw (played by Leonard Strong), capturing him and his henchmen.
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00:00THE END
00:02Ah, pardon me, I wonder if you'd mind working on that shoe for a while.
00:32Oh, this is Smart. Maxwell Smart, Agent 86.
00:4186, report to headquarters immediately.
00:43Just a minute, who is this?
00:45This is the chief. Who else will be calling you on your shoe?
00:48Yes, well, you can't be too careful. Would you mind giving me today's password?
00:53This is an emergency, Max. There's no time for...
00:55I'm afraid you'll have to further identify yourself.
00:58I'm telling you, Max, this is the chief.
01:00Well, if you can't give me today's password, I'll accept the countersign or today's secret code number.
01:06My life may depend on it.
01:08Get in here, Max, or I'll personally tear you apart.
01:11That's good enough for me, chief. I'll be right over.
01:16Excuse me. I'm in a hurry.
01:18I'm in a hurry.
01:20I'm in a hurry.
01:21I'm in a hurry.
01:22I'm in a hurry.
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02:24Come in, 86, I've got a new assignment for you.
02:26Right, Chief.
02:26It's a kidnapping case.
02:27Oh, good. Who do you want me to kidnap?
02:29No, Max, I want you to prevent a kidnapping.
02:35The last ten days, eight blondes have been abducted in Washington from this area.
02:39What do you make of that?
02:41Well, it's either a conspiracy or some guy's got a pretty weird hobby.
02:46These are the girls.
02:48All of them were registered at the Hotel Cramley.
02:50Now, we have one clue.
02:52Orientals have been observed at the scene of each kidnapping.
02:5886, are you listening to me?
02:59Oh, yes, yes, of course, Chief.
03:01We suspect the Oriental arm of chaos may be involved.
03:04Uh-huh.
03:05Chaos, the International Organization of Evil.
03:08That's right. Now, listen carefully.
03:10Max.
03:11Hmm?
03:11Princess Ingrid of Scandinavia is visiting Washington.
03:14She's staying at the Hotel Cramley, and she's a blonde.
03:17Any questions so far?
03:19Uh, yes.
03:20Could I see number four again?
03:24The princess is traveling incognito because she wants to avoid newspaper men and security agents.
03:31But we've got to protect her.
03:33Ah. You're afraid that she'll be kidnapped, right?
03:38There's a NATO meeting about to take place in her country.
03:41If anything should happen to her, our government's position would be seriously compromised.
03:46Now, let me get to the reason I'm putting you on this case.
03:48Your folder is right here.
03:51Let's see.
03:52Saltzman.
03:53Saxon.
03:55Schwartz.
03:55Schwartz.
03:56That's a...
03:56He's a real go-getter.
03:58Now, wait a minute, Chief.
03:59I can handle this job.
04:00Remember how I handled my last two assignments?
04:06Send in Schwartz.
04:10Schwartz is in Rangoon.
04:11What's he doing there?
04:11Oh, he's being held prisoner while anyway he's on the job.
04:16Okay, smart.
04:18Let's see.
04:19Oh, yes.
04:21This is why we put you on this case.
04:24Five years ago, when the princess's father spoke at the United Nations, you saved his life.
04:29Oh, that Princess Ingrid.
04:31Of course.
04:32Yes.
04:33She knows you and she trusts you.
04:35I'm putting her safety in your hands.
04:37Well, you won't regret it, Chief.
04:38Now, I've written the location of your contacts on this piece of paper.
04:42Be sure to destroy it.
04:43Right, Chief.
04:44No, no, no, Max.
04:47First memorize it, then destroy it.
04:51Sorry, Chief.
04:52Let's go see Carlton in the lab.
04:54He's got some new equipment for you.
05:14Uh, this is our new .27F cigarette lighter.
05:19It, uh, sights down the wick and it fires a .22 caliber bullet.
05:23In what?
05:24I said it...
05:25Fires a .22 caliber bullet.
05:33Sorry about that.
05:34Get on to something else.
05:38What about the new wrist communicator, T-37?
05:41Oh, right here, sir.
05:43Max, you'll use this to stay in contact with us.
05:45But, Chief, I still have my shoe phone.
05:48Turn in your shoes, Max.
05:49I think the wrist communicator will be more effective.
05:51Gee whiz, Chief.
05:52I still have 60 message units left this month.
05:55We've developed a new pair of shoes in the lab, 86.
06:00Notice the steel-enforced toes for kicking.
06:03And inside the heels, there are secret compartments
06:06containing our latest emergency pellets.
06:09Could I see it in a tan?
06:12Show him the pellets, Carlton.
06:15In the left heel compartment, there are two pellets.
06:18The smaller one is a concussion pellet.
06:21And if it's thrown up against something or activated by heat,
06:23it'll blow a 10-by-15-foot room to smithereens.
06:26Now, Max, do you know what this larger pill is for?
06:30Larger rooms.
06:35Max, chaos does have ways of making a man talk.
06:39If you are captured and if it looks really tough,
06:41this may be your one ace in the hole.
06:44This pill, when swallowed, will bring painless death
06:46in about 20 seconds.
06:48Are there any questions?
06:50How do I get them to take it?
06:54Let's get on to the next pellet.
06:57This...
06:58This pellet contains a very volatile liquid.
07:03When activated, it produces a thick, protective smoke screen.
07:07Now, I'm assigning Agent 99 to accompany you on this one, Max.
07:10The princess has a reputation of being a little bit wild,
07:12and I think it will take both of you to watch her
07:14and keep her out of trouble.
07:16Yes, well, I'm raring to go, Chief,
07:17just as soon as I get this shoe on.
07:19Actually, Chief, I don't think I'll be needing the smoke pellet.
07:28Maxwell Smart.
07:45Come right in.
07:54It's open.
07:57She shouldn't leave her door unlocked like that.
08:00Who is it?
08:01An old friend.
08:02I'll be there in a moment.
08:05Hey, you know the princess already, don't you, Max?
08:07Yes, I met her five years ago.
08:09Well, she was a sweet, freckle-faced 15-year-old kid.
08:12What if she doesn't want to go with us?
08:14Don't be ridiculous, 99.
08:15Why wouldn't she want to go with us?
08:17Maxie!
08:18Maxie, darling!
08:24Ingrid?
08:28Isn't she sweet?
08:29She hasn't changed a bit.
08:30She must have been some 15-year-old.
08:36Princess, I want you to meet Agent 99.
08:39We've been assigned to escort you around Washington.
08:41Where do you want to take me?
08:43Yes, well, we'll go and see all the shrines and monuments.
08:45Absolutely not.
08:47I come to Washington once a year, and I want to have some fun.
08:50Yes, well, where would you like to go?
08:52To your place?
08:53My place.
08:54Well, there's no real historical significance to my place.
08:57There could be.
08:58I want to have some fun.
09:02I'm going to go get my coat, and then I'm going dancing.
09:05I'm going to do the batusi, and take ook, and this man, and the pony.
09:14Yes, well, 99, you're a woman, aren't you?
09:17What can we do to stop her?
09:19How about a tranquilizer?
09:21Oh, you know what I mean.
09:23Well, Maxie, darling, I think you've got to show her what a swinger you are.
09:26That you can do the frug, and the batusi, and the spin, and the pony.
09:30I know, I know.
09:31Just give me a good example.
09:32But, of course.
09:37Okay, now give me a bad example.
09:40I'll get it.
09:44Package for Miss Winston.
09:45Oh, thank you.
09:5599.
09:55What is it, Max?
09:56Quick, come here.
09:57What's the matter?
09:58What's the matter, Max?
09:59Shh.
10:00Don't make a move.
10:02Don't make a sound.
10:03I don't know for sure, Princess, but I think I've just saved your flower.
10:22They need a lot of water, you know.
10:23Now, about our itinerary.
10:28Before we get to the dancing, we're going to visit some real swinging places.
10:33The White House, the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Monument, the Smithsonian Institute,
10:40and the National Art Gallery.
10:42Ah, Bobo, how ironic.
10:46Our old friend Maxwell Smart has led us to our target.
10:50What a pleasure it will be to illuminate him.
10:54I will force air bubbles into his bloodstream.
10:57Stop, stop.
10:58I do not want to hear it.
11:00You know how I detest violence.
11:02I will thank you to do your fiendish work, but do not tell me about it.
11:06Yes, Master.
11:08How do you force air bubbles into the bloodstream?
11:11No, never mind.
11:13I do not want to hear.
11:16We must concentrate on our plan, which has improved now that we know their full itinerary.
11:25Kidnap the princess and get smart.
11:37No, no, Max.
11:38Princess, I don't want to see any more of your shrines and monuments.
11:42You told me you would take me to some swinging places.
11:45Well, we just saw the Smithsonian Institute.
11:48That was exciting, wasn't it?
11:49My heart is still thumping.
11:51Really?
11:52Let me feel.
11:53Stop that, princess.
11:54You're really going to find this stop thrilling.
11:56Won't you, Maxie?
11:58Would you please show the princess around the art gallery?
12:02I have to report in.
12:03Of course.
12:04Right this way, princess.
12:13This is 86 reporting into control.
12:15Hello, Chief.
12:18This is Max.
12:19I'm at the National Art Gallery.
12:21Anything unusual to report?
12:23Well, we just came from the Smithsonian Institute, and we saw the plane, the Spirit of St. Louis.
12:29So?
12:30Chief, was Charles Lindbergh Chinese?
12:33Of course not.
12:35Then I think we're being followed.
12:38Over and out.
12:39Really, Max, this tour is intolerable.
12:49The day's nearly gone, and we haven't had any fun.
12:52Oh, allow me, princess.
12:57Wonderful, Maxie.
12:58At last, some excitement.
13:0099?
13:00Yes, 86.
13:00Put plan 49K into effect immediately.
13:02That's 49K.
13:04Right, 86.
13:05Max?
13:05Hello, control.
13:06Hello, control.
13:0799?
13:07Yes, 86.
13:08What is plan 49K?
13:09I take the subject to my apartment.
13:11I keep it there, and I don't let her out of my sight.
13:12Right.
13:12Right.
13:13This is Agent 99.
13:15Agent 99.
13:1699?
13:17Yes, 86.
13:17What do I do?
13:18You follow the suspect.
13:20Condition red.
13:22Come on, princess.
13:23Yes.
13:38Yes, I do.
13:55Okay.
13:56Yes, of course.
13:59Okay.
14:01The old picture in the keyhole trick.
14:28That's twice this month.
14:31A simple trick, but effective enough to make you our prisoner.
14:35Not quite yet, my friend.
14:37If he shoots me, I shoot you.
14:39It's all right, Bobo.
14:43Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Smart?
14:45It's acts like that that killed Vaudeville.
14:49Very amusing, Mr. Smart.
14:52I suppose you can guess what they call me.
14:55Lefty?
14:56No, Mr. Smart.
14:58I am employed by Chaos, the international organization of evil.
15:03My name is The Craw.
15:05The Craw?
15:06Oh, not The Craw.
15:08The Craw.
15:09Oh, yes, The Craw.
15:11Perhaps you tell me, Mr. Craw, what you've done with all those blondes you've kidnapped.
15:15They are all perfectly safe, Mr. Smart.
15:19Actually, the only girl we want is Princess Ingrid.
15:22Then why did you abduct the others?
15:26Unfortunately, Mr. Smart, all Americans look right to us.
15:31We may be diabolical, but we are not perfect.
15:34Bobo.
15:34And now, Mr. Smart, you will tell us the princess whereabouts.
15:40Now, my friend, you'll never get your craws on her.
15:42No, no, no, not craws.
15:44Craws!
15:46Oh, yes, of course, craws.
15:49I suppose you think you've got me buried in this back room in this building on Commonwealth and H Streets.
15:56Have all mobile units stand by for my instructions.
15:59Oh, not H Street, Mr. Smart.
16:01F Street.
16:02Oh, yes, F Street.
16:03And it's Crover Avenue.
16:06Crover Avenue.
16:08Uh, Clover.
16:09Oh, that must be near 9th and Delaware.
16:11Only if you take the cutoff at Exit 4.
16:13Oh, Exit 4.
16:14Well, that must be under the overpass.
16:15No, no, no, over the underpass.
16:17Over the underpass.
16:20Over the underpass.
16:21Good.
16:21That's all we need to know.
16:23Indeed it is, Mr. Smart.
16:25Your chief will never find you with those directions.
16:28And now you will tell us the location of the princess.
16:30Never.
16:30I have a way to loosen your tongue, Mr. Smart.
16:34Have you ever heard of the Chinese bamboo stalks under the fingernails torture?
16:39No.
16:40Sounds pretty good.
16:41How does it work?
16:42There's Chinese bamboo stalks under the fingernails.
16:44Under the fingernails, yes.
16:45Bobo, execute the Chinese bamboo stalk fingernail torture.
16:49Ah!
16:51Him, you fool, not me!
16:54And don't imagine your cries of pain will bring assistance, Mr. Smart.
16:58The activities of our Shanghai A Go-Go Discotheque are just getting started.
17:02In addition to providing a useful front to our organization, that raucous sound will smother
17:09your cries for help.
17:14Mr. Smart, one that asked appeal to reason.
17:18I, uh, do not care for torture.
17:21Must you be so stubborn?
17:23I'd like a chance to think this over.
17:26Do you mind if I smoke?
17:27Not at all.
17:29Take your time.
17:40These things never work.
17:43Your time is up.
17:44Well, I'm afraid I have nothing to tell you, Mr. Craw.
17:47Then for my first torture, please remove your shoes.
17:51My shoes?
17:56Yes, of course.
17:57I'd be glad to remove my shoes.
18:01You are forcing me to do this, Mr. Smart.
18:10Whatever happened to the bamboo stalks under the fingernail torture?
18:13I kind of like that one.
18:16We found this to be more effective.
18:21All right, gentlemen, stand back.
18:22How big is this room?
18:23About 10 by 15.
18:25Perfect.
18:26Don't move or I'll blow you all to kingdom count.
18:29Bobo, drop that gun.
18:30He's bluffing.
18:31Bobo, get him.
18:31Stand back.
18:37Wrong pill.
18:38I think I've just poisoned the room.
18:43No, Mr. Smart.
18:48There'll be no more of your silly tricks.
18:4986.
18:50Oh, Max, I'm so sorry, but the princess got away from me.
19:07I couldn't help it.
19:08Are you all right?
19:09Yes, but we've got to get out of here as quickly as possible.
19:11The Shanghai Ago-Go is a chaos front.
19:13This is the one place the princess must not come.
19:15Oh, no.
19:16How did you know I was here?
19:17I didn't.
19:18Look.
19:21I followed her here.
19:23We've got to get the princess.
19:26Oh, my gosh.
19:31The poor devils.
19:33What have they done to them?
19:34They're dancing, Max.
19:36That's the style now.
19:38Listen, 99, we've got to get the princess out of here without looking conspicuous.
19:42Right.
19:42Let's dance over.
19:43But I don't have a dance.
19:44Ingrid.
19:55Ingrid, you're in terrible danger.
19:57As a friend of your father, I must remind you that you're a princess.
20:01I'll do whatever you say, Max.
20:03Good.
20:03Now, remember, dignity and decorum at all times.
20:06Ninety-nine.
20:14Oh, hey, Max.
20:16Ninety-nine.
20:16What are you doing?
20:18Oh, what's the plan, Max?
20:19The plan is to get the princess and get her out that exit.
20:21Well, let's go.
20:22Uh-huh, what now?
20:32Well, they can't do anything to us with all these people around.
20:35I think we'd better just keep dancing.
20:36Okay.
20:38And watch your elbow, Ninety-nine.
20:39Max, look out behind you.
20:57Ninety-nine, look out behind you.
21:07Ninety-nine, I think we've got the beat.
21:12Yeah.
21:22You still have me to deal with, Mr. Smart.
21:25You have interfered with chaos for the last time.
21:37Ah, just a minute, Mr. Craw.
21:39Craw, not Craw.
21:41Craw.
21:41Craw.
21:50Have you got a gun, Ninety-nine?
21:51Right.
21:52Keep them covered.
21:52All right, Mr. Craw.
21:55One false move and she blows your head off.
22:00Don't be fooled by the size of the gun, Mr. Craw.
22:03It fires a one-caliber poison pin that kills instantly.
22:11This is Agent 86, reporting to control.
22:15Hello, Chief.
22:16Smart here.
22:17Yes, the princess is safe.
22:19I'm at the Shanghai A-Go-Go discotheque.
22:23Better send some men and some handcuffs.
22:27Sorry about that.
22:28Handcuffs.
22:30No, Chief.
22:31You make a right on spring and a left on clover.
22:34Uh, clover.
22:35Yes.
22:35Then it's the second left at constitution.
22:39No, Chief.
22:39You go under the overpass and over the underpass.
22:42No, Chief.
22:44A right at spring and a left at clover.
22:46Clover.
22:50I am proud of both of you.
22:53The claw and his men are behind bars.
22:55Those eight girls have been rescued and the princess is on her way to Scandinavia.
22:58Congratulations, Max.
22:59Well, thank you, Chief.
23:00Congratulations, Ninety-Nine.
23:00Thank you, sir.
23:01All in today's work, Chief.
23:02Well, I'm sorry you couldn't have accompanied the princess back to her country as she requested,
23:05but I understand your point of view.
23:07Uh, Chief.
23:07My what?
23:08Well, your written report in which you pointed out the inadvisability of a single male agent
23:12traveling alone with the princess.
23:14I quite agree with you.
23:14Well, Chief, I never made out any written report.
23:16I'd like to check out in our report, but that's all right with you, sir.
23:17Well, anyway, we sent K-13 live.
23:19Fang?
23:20Yes, he'll take care of her.
23:21Well, Fang's a good man, but, Chief, this is...
23:24J-D-6, do you mind if I talk over some confidential aspects of this case with Ninety-Nine?
23:29Well, I don't understand why you sent Fang.
23:30I'll see you in a moment.
23:30You wrote that report, didn't you?
23:39Um, yes, sir.
23:41I, um, I just wanted to save Max from embarrassment.
23:45He gets seasick.
23:47In a plane?
23:48If it flies over water.
23:54No, no, Chief, you're not doing it right.
23:56Are you absolutely sure, Ninety-Nine?
23:58I'm positive.
23:59I'm an expert on this.
24:00Well, now, you've got to show me.
24:01It's vital.
24:02Now, that's an order.
24:03All right.
24:03Now, first, you just stand still, and you get your hips moving first.
24:07Then you...
24:08Oh, my God.
24:08That's it.
24:10That's it.
24:11All right.
24:12Now, try the pony.
24:13The what?
24:13The pony.
24:16That's it.
24:30The pony.
24:43The pony.
24:45The pony.
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