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00:00Does this mean I'm not actually going to be able to retire even though I saved all that money?
00:03That's the risk you kind of sort of agreed to. If it makes you feel any better, I can't retire
00:09either. Not for economic reasons though. Lost a bet with God, also can't die, always hungry,
00:15food turns into stone in my mouth, yada, yada, yada. Anyway, good luck with Social Security
00:21or what's left of it. I've been Roger.

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