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fynchan12
  • 5 days ago

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00:00Get out of here, where are you!?
00:12GARASEN! GARASEN! GARASEN!!!
00:30Oh, I do appreciate your enthusiasm, kind sir, but if you'll kindly direct your attention
00:49to our lovely banner... It says, get your hot dogs now! How quaint, a joke. It says, grand opening tomorrow. Great! When's tomorrow? In 24 hours. 24 hours?
01:19I can't wait that long. There's gotta be a way to make time move faster. Time flies when you're having fun.
01:46That's it! We gotta have fun! But how? I always enjoy a good joke.
01:55Hey, I got one. Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
02:04Is time flying yet? Nope. I'll tell it again. Funnier. Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
02:17Hey, look. It works. Let me tell it again. This time, it'll be really funny. Why did the juice run? It wanted to stop the orange.
02:34Uh, I mean, why did the orange cross the... Ah, that's not right. An orange walks into a bar and order juice.
02:45No? The orange had a duck on his head. What's black and white and orange all over? A skunk eating pumpkin pie!
02:57What's so funny, fatso?
03:15What's so funny, fatso?
03:26Time ain't flying so fast. We gotta have more fun. Come on!
03:31Wow! Chasing cars this way is really fun! Yeah!
03:47Follow that car!
03:49Follow that car!
03:56Dear, I think we're being followed.
03:59What?!
04:01Lose him, Henry! Lose him!
04:02Lose him!
04:19Now we're really having fun!
04:21Now we're really having fun!
04:25Yeah!
04:29Henry!
04:31No!
04:42What do you want from us?
04:44The time!
04:45Boy! Look at time fly!
04:58But we need to have more fun!
05:01I don't like this fun.
05:04What?!
05:05You think you can do better?
05:09What do you do for fun?
05:11I eat.
05:13Eating?
05:14Of course!
05:15Why didn't I think of that?
05:17Let's eat!
05:20No, no!
05:21Not me!
05:22Not me!
05:24I'm hungry.
05:26There, there!
05:27Over there!
05:33The Promised Land.
05:35Here, pal!
05:36Have this last apple!
05:37No thanks!
05:38I've had enough fun!
05:39Blah!
05:40Me too!
05:41All this fun makes me sick!
05:42Whoa!
05:43Whoa!
05:44Whoa!
05:45Whoa!
05:46Whoa!
05:47It's tomorrow!
05:48The fun is over!
05:49Welcome, fast food patrons!
05:50To the grand opening of Cubby's Hot Dog Show!
05:51The greatest show on earth!
05:52Allow me to introduce today's entertainment!
05:53We have the Cubby Dibes.
05:55We have the Cubby Dibes!
05:56You can see...
05:57You can see...
05:58How the Cubby Dibes!
05:59That's all over!
06:00All this fun makes me sick!
06:01Whoa!
06:02It's tomorrow!
06:03The fun is over!
06:06Welcome, Fast Food Patrons, to the grand opening of Cubby's Hot Dog Show, the greatest show on Earth.
06:17Allow me to introduce today's entertainment.
06:21We have the Cubby Dog, Double Cubby, and Ultra Cubby, as well as a cavalcade of corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili dogs, and chili cheese dogs with corn.
06:33High-flying meat dogs, the amazing Bratwurst, Snarkwurst, and Rotwurst, the best worst in the world.
06:50At Cubby's Hot Dog Show, you don't just get to have food, you get to have fun.
06:58Fun.
07:03We'll see, it sure is beautiful, eh, pal?
07:21I mean, think of the great independent minds that made this country possible.
07:25Hey, man, got any food?
07:27No, I ain't got any food.
07:30Just a little slice of chicken?
07:32Look, I'm a dog.
07:34I ain't got nothing.
07:36See?
07:36No pockets.
07:38Oh, one or two ricelits?
07:41Man, that's all I ask.
07:43Why don't you leave us alone?
07:45Look, buddy, I've got a disease.
07:48I think we better go.
07:50Ugh, shut up!
07:52You know, if you don't get out of here and leave us alone, I'll cite you for misspelling.
07:56Hey, I don't come into your home and say nasty stuff to you!
08:01Home?
08:02What are you talking about?
08:04Public property!
08:07I'll bust your nose!
08:09Yikes!
08:18Good gravy!
08:22Where are your clothes?
08:23I tell you, you couldn't find your head with both hands without me!
08:27Yo, you two!
08:28Tweedledee and Tweedleddam, come here!
08:30The ambassador has to speak tonight!
08:32Take him back and get him dressed!
08:35Go, it's cracking!
08:35Man, I am so sorry this happened.
08:42I wish they'd keep those USC graduates off the streets!
08:45Who are you?
08:47Why, I'm your best friend!
08:51I don't know you.
08:53Wait!
08:54What do you mean you don't know me?
08:55Don't you remember?
08:56We were in the war together!
08:58But everything's very hazy.
09:01Remember the little gremlins that busted out of the control panel
09:05and started chewing on your ears like gum?
09:07I had to beat him off you with a baseball bat!
09:10It took hours!
09:12Remember?
09:13Remember now?
09:15Quack!
09:16Don't worry, pal!
09:18I'll shake your basket loose!
09:24Ah!
09:25There you are!
09:26Listen!
09:27Show a little affection this time!
09:29We don't want people to think they're cold!
09:31Oh, you're an animal!
09:38Oh, there's the first lady!
09:41I've got two friends!
09:43Hi, honey!
09:44First things first!
09:45We've got to get rid of...
09:47These!
09:49Whoa!
09:50You look smooth!
09:53See?
09:54I told you these things are no good!
09:56They cut off the oxygen for your hair follicles!
09:59How is every little suit?
10:01Wonderful!
10:02Just wonderful!
10:04Never better!
10:05Super!
10:05Good to see ya!
10:06Hey, mister!
10:08Will you play with me?
10:10Please?
10:14One good whack and you'll have total recall!
10:19Getting a craving for your favorite hydrant?
10:23Getting hungry for some corn?
10:25Come on, doggy!
10:28Wanna go for a walk?
10:30I am not an animal.
10:32I am a politician.
10:35Idiot!
10:37Sweetie, don't kick the ambassador.
10:40Don't bully.
10:41He's a gem for his children.
10:43Oh, right.
10:44So is the president.
10:46Hey, this is great.
10:47Come on, kids.
10:48Find the money in Uncle President's coat.
10:50That's it.
10:50Don't be afraid.
10:51Pal, I know what'll do the trick.
10:57All we need is a little dog juice in ya
10:59and you'll be back to normal.
11:07Come and get it, boys!
11:09Whoa!
11:09Yuck, this looks like monkey boss.
11:28Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to introduce tonight's speaker,
11:32Foreign Ambassador Fido.
11:34During the holidays, when vacations are in turn,
11:44it's a good time to vacation from yourself.
11:47Of course, you cannot vacate your body and go off somewhere,
11:52but you can alter your mind and frame of living
11:55so that for well-grounded purposes,
11:58you will be taking a vacation from yourself.
12:01Here are some of my suggestions.
12:06Okay, grab that tree and start shaking.
12:11Higher!
12:14Hey, it's working!
12:18Oh, my!
12:20I remember!
12:22I'm a renowned foreign ambassador.
12:26Hey, cat, he's getting worse.
12:29Quick!
12:30Right in front of that truck!
12:31So, in closing, I say,
12:35drop all cares and worries about politics,
12:39business, and the foreign situation.
12:42You will be astonished to find the world will manage
12:45to struggle on somehow.
12:48Take a vacation from your cell.
12:54Wonderful, darling.
12:56World peace at last.
12:58What you're trying to do?
12:59Put everyone out of work?
13:01Hey, mister, put socks on your back.
13:05Woof!
13:07Daddy!
13:08The ambassador killed socks!
13:10Do you think that's mean?
13:13I don't know.
13:13I think I have to get back with you on that.
13:15Let me check with your mother.
13:16No!
13:17You'll be a man and kick that jerk out!
13:24Oh, my little babies.
13:27Hey!
13:28What's the matter with you, huh?
13:29You're smashing my puppies!
13:35Okay, pal.
13:37Get off the hood.
13:38Get off the hood.
13:39Yeah!
13:39All right.
13:41If this doesn't do the trick, nothing will.
13:45Steady.
13:47Steady.
13:49Go!
13:52I'm hungry.
13:54Buddy!
13:55Come on, pal.
13:56Let's go mark some foreign territory.
13:59Okay.
14:01Hey, man.
14:02You got any food?
14:04Look, I ain't got nothing.
14:07I'm a dog.
14:08I'm a dog.
14:08I'm a dog.
14:09I'm a dog.
14:09I'm a dog.
14:09I'm a dog.
14:10I'm a dog.
14:10I'm a dog.
14:11I'm a dog.
14:11I'm a dog.
14:11I'm a dog.
14:11I'm a dog.
14:12I'm a dog.
14:12I'm a dog.
14:12I'm a dog.
14:12I'm a dog.
14:13I'm a dog.
14:13I'm a dog.
14:13I'm a dog.
14:14I'm a dog.
14:14I'm a dog.
14:14I'm a dog.
14:14I'm a dog.
14:15I'm a dog.
14:15I'm a dog.
14:16I'm a dog.
14:16I'm a dog.
14:17I'm a dog.
14:17I'm a dog.
14:18I'm a dog.
14:19I'm a dog.
14:19I'm a dog.