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00:00Music
00:22Platoon!
00:23Today we're going to learn the fine art of cartoon brutality!
00:29Gentlemen, begin beating!
00:33Prepare to plummet, pickle puss.
00:36You're the pickle puss.
00:39This is you.
00:44Here, boys!
00:52Gentlemen, a slab of meat this caliber, your eyes should be at least this big!
00:59All in!
01:03Okay, kiddies, this is it!
01:07There are no mommies here for you, little girls!
01:14I had canned yams for breakfast.
01:18All right, ladies!
01:20Suit up!
01:27No cutesy in my core, only funny cartoons!
01:31You know, lots of butt jokes!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36Too beanie!
01:37Too out there!
01:39Too in there!
01:41No!
01:42Too diseased!
01:43Ah!
01:44Perfect!
01:45Classic cartoon attire!
01:48We'll call you Hammy and Loafy!
01:53All right, ladies!
01:55This exercise is truly a treat!
01:58But there's no such thing as a free lunch!
02:01You gotta earn these suckers by creating a larger lump on your adversary's head than he can manifest on yours!
02:11Wank!
02:12Gentlemen, begin beating!
02:14I'm a-waiting, ladies!
02:15Strike!
02:16Strike him!
02:17Strike him!
02:18Strike him!
02:19Kill!
02:20Dismember!
02:21Mame!
02:22Scrape!
02:23Hurt!
02:24Boot!
02:25Kick!
02:26Ouch!
02:27Strike!
02:28Strike!
02:29Strike!
02:30Strike!
02:31Strike!
02:32Strike!
02:33I can never hit you, chum!
02:34Not even with a wet noodle!
02:35Uhhhhhhhh!
02:36Lumps!
02:37I want shiny lumps!
02:38Self-induced!
02:39Loafy!
02:40For now, soldier!
02:41I want shiny lumps!
02:42Self-induced!
02:43Loafy!
02:44For now, soldier!
02:45I want shiny lumps!
02:46I want shiny lumps!
02:47Self-induced!
02:48Loafy!
02:49For now, soldier!
02:50Well, let's see it, boy!
02:51Now, there's an exemplary goose egg!
02:53Thanks!
02:54Next!
02:55I, uh...
02:56Now, hammy!
02:57Hee-hee!
02:58Lumps!
02:59Lumps!
03:00Lumps!
03:01I want shiny lumps!
03:02I want shiny lumps!
03:03Self-induced!
03:04Loafy!
03:05But now, soldier!
03:06Well, let's see it, boy!
03:07Now, there's an exemplary goose egg!
03:09Thanks!
03:10Next!
03:11I, uh...
03:12Now, hammy!
03:13Hee-hee!
03:14Lumps!
03:16Hee-hee!
03:17Lumps!
03:24Holy tomato bisque!
03:26Looky there!
03:27They're ready!
03:28To the simulator!
03:37Corporal!
03:38Yes, sir!
03:39Send in the first recruit!
03:41Yes, sir!
03:42Good luck!
03:44What?
03:49Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
03:51Ha!
03:53Hmm...
03:54Hmm...
03:55Hmm...
03:56Hmm...
03:58Hmm...
03:59Hmm...
04:00Hmm...
04:01Hmm...
04:03Mama miaaaaaaaaaa!
04:05Hmm...
04:06Hmm...
04:08Hmm...
04:09It's hammy's sandwich time!
04:12What do you want? Gold? Diamonds? Property? I'll do anything!
04:16Please, my father's rich! I'll even give you corn!
04:26Me!
04:42Did I do that?
04:48Get off of me!
04:52Let go!
05:06Look at them smokin' buns!
05:10Hehehehe!
05:12Corporal!
05:13Yes, sir!
05:14Prepare, Loafy!
05:16Yes, sir! Good luck!
05:18Thanks!
05:24Yoo-hoo!
05:26Loafy honey!
05:30Silly boy!
05:42Silly boy!
05:44Silly boy!
05:46Silly boy!
05:48Silly boy!
05:50Silly boy!
05:56Oh, Loafy!
05:58Let me show you how the French kiss!
06:02Oh, Loafy!
06:04Oh...
06:08Oh, Loafy!
06:10Oh, Loafy!
06:12Oofy!
06:14Wom, Wom, Wom, Wom.
06:16Agh!
06:18Cya-cya-cya-cya-cya!
06:22Oh, you're dead! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! I'm gonna get you!
06:40Free! I'm free! Oh, Sasha!
06:46We're free!
07:00So, you wanna come over for a sandwich or something? Sure!
07:16So, this guy comes out of the doctor's office and says,
07:22Hey, that's not my pontoon boat!
07:26Wow! Look at the size of that bone!
07:34See? It's a big one!
07:44If there's ever been a big bone sitting next to me, then this would be the biggest one!
07:49Why, it's big enough for the both of them!
07:51Hey! Where'd it go?
07:54Inside!
07:56Oh! Well, let's wait for it to come back out!
08:01Okay!
08:03The museum is now closing. Please, leave! And don't take anything!
08:07Thank you!
08:13The museum is now closing. Please, leave! And don't take anything! Thank you!
08:21The museum is now closing. Please, leave! And don't take anything! Thank you!
08:33I can't wait any longer! If that bone won't come outside, then we'll find the door and go inside! Come on!
08:43CAST!
08:47BOOF!
08:49BOOF!
08:51BOOF!
08:53BOOF!
08:55BOOF!
08:57BOOF!
08:59BOOF!
09:01BOOF!
09:03Hey! Here's a door!
09:05Let's go inside!
09:07Wait! It says exit! We don't want to go out! We want to go in!
09:14Ah!
09:16Let's go this way!
09:18Okay!
09:19Hey! Come on!
09:24Look out for the automobiles!
09:27What automobiles?
09:29The automobiles that are about to hit you!
09:49You should have looked both ways.
10:08Ball!
10:10Food.
10:19Electric City is our friend.
10:21Hi, Electric City!
10:25Woo!
10:28Yeee!
10:31Wow!
10:34Woo-hoo!
10:50And the wicked.
10:52Ha-ha!
10:58Ha-ha!
11:02Holy cow!
11:05I am not your friend.
11:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:10Oh
11:40Put them back.
11:55Take care, chickens.
12:00Pinocchio!
12:08Bones!
12:38You found the door!
12:40Let's go in!
13:02Open!
13:04You found the door!
13:06Let's go in!
13:08We're inside!
13:10No need to hide!
13:12We're inside!
13:16This place is empty.
13:18Yeah!
13:19This would be a great place to keep all that stuff we just saw outside!
13:22Bone!
13:32Bone!
13:34Come on!
13:36Let's go outside!
13:38He he he!
13:40Isn't that cute?
13:42But it's wrong!
13:44Wrong!
13:46Still wrong!
13:48Like this!
13:50Listen!
13:52La la la la!
13:54La la la la!
14:00Laaaaaaahhh!
14:02Still wrong!
14:04Like this!
14:05Listen!
14:06La la la la!
14:08You