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00:00Okay, we want to look good so we get the free dog food, so smile real big, suck in your
00:23stomach, and fix your hair, perfect, now fix me up, okay, there, thanks, my pleasure, now, which store for the free food, which one, which one, which one,
00:52which one, one, are you sure, nope, okay, let's go, I don't see any dog food anywhere,
01:08sorry boys, this is a closed set, we're here for the part, the part, oh yeah, the part,
01:22well, it's about time you two showed up, this here's a big Hollywood type film production,
01:28every minute wasted is a million dollars down the drain, union break,
01:36I call my agent, I'm the jungle king stuntman, and you two will be the stunt doubles for jungle king's faithful sidekicks,
01:55bobo and boo-boo, you boys are gonna need wardrobe, there, I want to be boo-boo, okay,
02:11but I want to be boo-boo, all right, no, I want to be boo-boo, there, but I want to be boo-boo,
02:28there, huh, union break,
02:41lights, music, sound effects, action,
02:50good work, for rehearsal, all we gotta do now is film it, quiet on the set,
03:20stunt sequence for revenge of the jungle king, take one, take one, take one what,
03:28I don't know,
03:29well, that was real cute, but it's wrong, you gotta hold on to something, okay, okay,
03:48take two, now wasn't that you, bodice, food,
04:11all right, boys, let's try it again, this time, get a good grip, undefined,
04:21take three, take four,
04:33take four,
04:45take five,
04:59take five,
05:01what's this got to do with dog food,
05:17well, boys,
05:19well, boys, here's your big chance, the producer stopped by to observate the filmin',
05:25so let's get it right this time, okay,
05:28okay,
05:29take six,
05:31take six,
05:55that was fun-tastic, I'm gonna make you two huge stars,
06:05we're two,
06:07two stupid,
06:08two stupid dogs,
06:09just me,
06:10and you,
06:11stupid,
06:12two stupid dogs,
06:13we're two chewing our shoes,
06:15stupid,
06:16always true blue,
06:17stupid,
06:18two stupid,
06:19two stupid dogs,
06:20take it away!
06:21take it away!
06:33the stupid dog!
06:35this is taking forever, I knew I should have used the automated pollen machine!
07:03next?
07:05freeze bear!
07:07this is a sticky up!
07:09okay, Mac,
07:11fork over the honey,
07:12or things will get messy!
07:14oh,
07:15oh,
07:16okay,
07:17okay,
07:18I'll, I'll do it,
07:19just don't hurt me!
07:22calling secret squirrel,
07:24this is Penny,
07:25there's a honey heist in progress, hurry!
07:28agent triple zero,
07:29secret squirrel,
07:30ready for action!
07:33likewise me,
07:35morocco mole!
07:40secret squirrel!
07:42run!
07:45let's buzz!
07:46I'm out of here!
07:48time to roll out my super stick crime stopper carpet!
07:52that's right boys!
08:03you've been trapped by secret squirrel!
08:06that's where you're wrong, my secret love!
08:11it is you that's trapped!
08:13soon,
08:14you will be mine!
08:15and so will all your secrets!
08:20nice work boys!
08:22I'll give a full report to the chief!
08:24thanks, Penny!
08:26we'll wrap things up here!
08:28this case is already wrapped up, morocco!
08:32wrap this squirrel!
08:42are you alright, my sweet?
08:43I feel like I've got a bunch of bees buzzing around my head!
08:47you do!
08:49mm-hmm!
08:54I am queen bee!
08:55welcome to my little hive!
08:57hive!
08:58hive!
08:59hive!
09:00hive!
09:01so what's this all about, queenie?
09:04why, us of course!
09:06us?
09:07us who?
09:10why, you and me, sugar love!
09:12i, your grand and glorious queen!
09:15and you, my little secret slave!
09:19ooh, sounds romantic!
09:21but i could never love you!
09:24why not?
09:25well, you do have a lovely three-segmented body,
09:28six legs, and beautiful bifurcating wings,
09:30but you're evil!
09:33oh, how sweet of you to notice!
09:35i hate to break your heart, queenie!
09:37i just don't think it would work out!
09:40very well, my love!
09:42we'll do this the hard way!
09:46morocco!
09:47how'd they catch you?
09:50i give up!
09:54it's so sticky!
09:58you wouldn't dare!
10:00sure i would, lover boy!
10:02don't give up!
10:05be brave, morocco!
10:07your friend's time is running out!
10:13marry me and be my prince!
10:16you're mad!
10:19i'll do it!
10:24i knew you'd see things my way!
10:29release them!
10:35move!
10:36i'll save you secret!
10:38come, my little love squirrel!
10:41let's go pollinate!
10:43being my beloved requires absolute obedience!
10:58that's why i created my special love nectar!
11:01one sip and you'll be mine forever!
11:05i'm coming secret!
11:18you're beautiful!
11:22kiss me my love!
11:24huh?
11:26huh?
11:28get away from him, you...
11:30bee!
11:31stay away from my honey, honey!
11:41you messed my lipstick!
11:44i'm still coming secret!
11:47love!
11:48love!
11:50love!
11:51love!
11:54love!
11:55bud!
11:57hey, hey, hey!
11:58love!
11:59love!
12:00bud!
12:01give it up, mac!
12:02i've got an appointment!
12:06what a great guy!
12:09love!
12:10tail!
12:11hmm!
12:12love!
12:13love!
12:14tail!
12:20ha!
12:21you give up!
12:22hey, look!
12:23it's red flintstone!
12:25where?
12:29you fell for it!
12:30now i'll finish you for good!
12:34secret!
12:37love!
12:40penny?
12:41I'm still coming!
13:02love!
13:04hate!
13:05love!
13:06hate!
13:08I've done it.
13:18Huh?
13:18I've conquered your love with my hate.
13:27That bug was a pain in the neck.
13:31I got there as fast as I could.
13:34Couldn't have done it without you, Morocco.
13:36Oh, well, there's plenty of other drones in the hive.
13:41Hmm.
13:42I love you guys.
13:57Man, we've been waiting in this line forever.
14:00How long is this going to take?
14:01We don't have all day, you know.
14:03Well, actually, we do have all day.
14:06But I hate standing in lines.
14:08Lines, lines, lines.
14:10Grrrr.
14:11I hate waiting in lines.
14:14Next.
14:15Woo-hoo.
14:19Yippee.
14:20That's us.
14:20Yes.
14:21We're next.
14:22We're so next.
14:23I'm not vexed.
14:24Cause we're next.
14:25Mailman.
14:32Mailman.
14:38Hey!
14:40Why do so many people come here?
14:42To buy stamps.
14:44Stamps?
14:45To stand at the end of that line.
14:48I'll live there.
14:51Come on.
14:52I'm in trouble.
14:58Roll!
14:59Ah!
15:07Hey!
15:07Hey!
15:07Hey!
15:08We're at the end of the line.
15:10You get in front of us.
15:13Ah!
15:15Ah!
15:15I
15:45off me, you big lug. Jeez, I can handle the rain, snow, sleet, dead of night, and these
15:50stupid knee socks. Fine. But nobody said anything about a big drooling dog. I don't drool.
15:59Are you 18? What? You better sign up just in case. Okay. Huh? Hey, what's my name? Weenie pants. That's
16:28not my name. Booger? No! Stinky? No, no, no! I don't know. Hmm. Hey! You're in the army now, Private! I don't know!
16:51We interrupt this program to bring you this late-breaking story. War. Let's go to the
16:56Battlefront. Live! Now back to our program. Be all you can be, son. But please, be it somewhere else.
17:20I hate standing in line. I want to sit down. Where can I sit?
17:32I want to sit, too.
17:38Oh!
17:45Mailman.
17:46You'll pay for this. Mark my words. You. Will. Pay.
18:02Neat.
18:10Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
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18:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:45Is this really the best way to cope with the complex emotions you're experiencing?
18:51You've clearly reshaped your external reality to justify your internal desire for conflict resolution.
18:59Don't turn to outward violence.
19:01Turn to inner strength.
19:03You're right.
19:04It's all so clear now.
19:06Oh, thank you.
19:07Thank you so much.
19:08Why, today is the first day of the rest of my life.
19:12Oops.
19:19Dext.
19:20Yippee, that's us.
19:22Make no fuss.
19:23Come on.
19:25Good afternoon, postal customers, and welcome to the wonderful world of postage.
19:33How may I help you?
19:35We want some stamps.
19:38Well, we have...
19:41First class, third class, no class, same day, next day, yesterday, airmail, expressmail,
19:48no mail, young Elvis, old Elvis, and my personal favorite, toothbrushes through time.
19:54Yes, to satisfy that philatelic urge in you, it's true.
19:58Stamp collecting is a fascinating hobby, enjoyed by more than 22 million Americans.
20:05So what's your pleasure?
20:07Food stamps.
20:09Yeah, food stamps.
20:11No, I just happen to have two remaining sheets of the commemorative Olympic wiener stamps.
20:17Malou, we'll take them.
20:21We need French fries.
20:23Where do we get those?
20:24France.
20:26Hey, how do we get the France?
20:28Air bail.
20:29Your ketchup, messieurs?
20:40Thanks.
20:49Le chien stupide.
20:51You know, I won.
20:52Wow.
20:53Yeah.
20:54What do you think?
20:55You know, we're going to do.
20:56You can go here.
21:10And keep doing so.
21:12You know one of the things here about why you're here.
21:14That's right.
21:15You know, when you're here live, CHRIST.
21:15That's correct.
21:16That's correct.
21:16Oh yeah.
21:17Yeah.
21:17One of the things.
21:18You know, that's a beautiful life.
21:18We're here.
21:19That's right.