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fynchan12
  • 5 days ago

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00:00I don't know how much this guy is getting hit.
00:03I'm not a ghost salesman.
00:04Wow!
00:05Did I just get any money?
00:06Oh my god!
00:07Oh!
00:08Oh no!
00:09Oh no!
00:10Oh!
00:11Oh!
00:12Oh no!
00:13Oh no!
00:14Oh no!
00:15Oh no!
00:16Oh no!
00:17Oh no!
00:18Oh no!
00:19Oh no!
00:20Oh no!
00:21Oh no!
00:22Oh no!
00:23Oh no!
00:24Oh no!
00:25Oh no!
00:26Oh no!
00:27Oh no!
00:28Oh no!
00:29Fudgie Scout.
00:31Fudgie Scout cookies.
00:36Cookies! Cookies!
00:39Cookies! Knockies!
00:42Fuckies! Blockies!
00:44Fuckies!
00:46Cookies!
00:56Yes?
00:57Hello, Patron.
00:59I would like to offer you the opportunity
01:02to invest in the future of America.
01:05Me!
01:06Want to buy a box of Fudgie Winkle Bums?
01:16That's it!
01:17I know how you get cookies.
01:19A door!
01:20I'm a genius.
01:22Come on!
01:23Go!
01:24Go!
01:25Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:35Go!
01:36Go!
01:38Now that's a door.
01:59Yeah, she's got to come to this door.
02:02Why, this door is a virtual fudgy scout magnet.
02:05Hi-yah!
02:08Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!
02:26It won't open!
02:27No!
02:32She's leaving.
02:38I'll stop her.
02:40Wait!
02:42Huh?
02:43Fudgy scout cookies!
02:47Huh?
02:48Fudgy scout cookies!
02:50A customer!
02:52The door!
02:54We need a hammer!
02:56Find a hammer!
03:00No hammer here.
03:12Hello?
03:13A hammer!
03:14Stupid hammer!
03:23Try this.
03:26Make sure she doesn't leave.
03:32She's still here.
03:33Great!
03:34It won't stick!
03:43No!
03:44She's still here!
03:45Great!
03:46It won't stick!
03:50It won't stick!
04:11Look!
04:12A door sucker!
04:15Huh?
04:17Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:31Turn it off!
04:32Turn it off!
04:33Let's go!
04:34Fire!
05:01Fire!
05:02Stop, drop, and roll. Stop, drop, and roll.
05:32Ah, stop her.
05:49Hello?
05:50Fudgy Scout cookies.
05:53Yeah, yeah, just open the door this time.
05:56Open the door.
05:59No!
06:02No!
06:32Open up, open up, open up, open up!
06:39Why won't you open up?
06:51Cookies.
06:53How many do you want?
06:54How many you got?
06:56One!
06:58Woo-woo! Cookies!
07:00Open them.
07:01Get the hammer!
07:17The fork goes on the left, like this.
07:20Uh-uh, the right.
07:23Left!
07:24Right!
07:24Left!
07:25Right!
07:25Left!
07:26Ouch! Mom!
07:28Craig isn't setting the table right.
07:31Now, Craig.
07:33I'm sorry, Mom.
07:35That's better.
07:36Now, what have you learned?
07:38I learned that I'm really sorry, and that I love Martha more than anyone else in the whole world.
07:44Good.
07:45Now, you two kids kiss and make up.
07:49Hi, honey.
07:50Is that my meat?
07:52It sure is, honey.
07:53Well, it kind of smells like food.
08:10What is it?
08:11Don't know.
08:13Want to eat it?
08:14Yep.
08:15Hey, you better eat it before it gets cold.
08:25Something smells better.
08:28Yeah!
08:29Of course better!
08:30Pooey!
08:31Let's go see what it is.
08:33Okay.
08:37Hi!
08:38Aw, look at the cute little fuzzy wuzzies!
08:43Groovy dogs!
08:45Can we keep them?
08:46Can we, can we please?
08:49Oh, what do you think, honey?
08:52I don't know.
08:54They look pretty stupid.
08:56Maybe they know a few tricks, huh?
08:58Shake!
09:09Sure, why not?
09:11Hooray!
09:13Besides, it'll teach the kids a valuable lesson in responsibility.
09:18Who's responsible for the food?
09:21Yeah!
09:22When do we eat?
09:24Hmm.
09:28Nope, not yet.
09:31Honey, your finger's on fire.
09:35Ah!
09:36Do something!
09:37Do something!
09:40Beatrice!
09:42Yes, Mr. B.
09:43Huh?
09:44Nice shot, Beatrice!
09:57I sure hope you kids learned something from this.
10:01Yeah, Dad is flammable.
10:03Spent is thicker than water.
10:05That a good marriage is the foundation of solid family values.
10:09Hey, everybody.
10:11Let's play wedding.
10:12Yeah!
10:14Do you, dog, take penny peas a lot as your awfully wedded wife?
10:19Yep.
10:23He ate my penny peas a lot!
10:27Huh?
10:27How were they?
10:40Wholesome.
10:40Huh?
10:41Huh?
10:42Huh?
10:43Huh?
10:44Huh?
10:54Well, kids, what did we all learn from this?
10:57I learned I want to be a veterinarian.
11:00I learned that I want to be a vegetarian.
11:05Speaking of food, when do we eat?
11:08Not yet.
11:10How can we help?
11:12Let's do the yard work.
11:14It's a cozy day on the earth.
11:22Oh yeah, I know.
11:23Why are we mowing astroturf?
11:26Don't know.
11:27Catch the grass clippings in a big mesh bag.
11:30Don't hit the sprinkler or dad'll be mad.
11:34See the grass by lawn mowing day.
11:38Stick in your eye, lawn mowing day.
11:41Stop it!
11:45Stop it!
11:58Mom's favorite vase.
12:01Mom always said, don't drive the mower in the house.
12:04What did we learn this time, kids?
12:15I learned that you can make many new friends in the hospital.
12:19Good.
12:20And?
12:21I learned what my liver looks like.
12:24Speaking of liver, when do we eat?
12:25Hmm, these weenies should be completely burned by now.
12:31Let's eat!
12:33Yeah!
12:35Here's the story of a hungry doggy.
12:39Gimme, gimme, gimme!
12:40I'll see you!
12:51Hey!
12:52Yeah!
12:56Hey!
12:57What?
13:00Oh!
13:04Oh!
13:05sorry now kids what have we learned I learned that Natalie safer like Shirley Temple I learned
13:21not to switch dad's plans for a yogi bear poster I learned not to get hit in the face with a foot
13:27ball I learned not to use fancy hair tonic I learned not to play ball in the house I learned
13:35that Jesse James is not a good role model oh I'm so proud of you kids what did you learn honey
13:42well I learned that our family is perfect just the way it is we don't need dogs
13:50hey I didn't learn a darn thing what did you learn I learned I like to shake
14:03yeah