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00:00Wow, Buffy Ziegenhagen, she's the prettiest girl in the whole world.
00:29She'll never talk to me.
00:33Hey!
00:34What?
00:35Maybe I could just go up to her and say hi.
00:38Or hi Buffy.
00:39Yeah, that's it, girls like it when you say the name.
00:42What if she laughs at me?
00:44I'll never talk to her.
00:46I'll talk to her.
00:48Huh?
00:49No, you can't.
00:52Well, maybe...
00:54Okay, just tell her I said hi.
00:56No, hello!
00:57Tell her I said hello!
01:02Hello!
01:07Hi, Doggy!
01:09You're cute!
01:13This will never work.
01:15I just know it won't.
01:21What'd you say?
01:22What'd you say?
01:23What'd who say?
01:24Buffy!
01:25Oh, yeah.
01:26She said you're cute.
01:28I'm cute!
01:29I'm cute?
01:30Hey!
01:31Buffy Ziegenhagen thinks I'm cute!
01:33Oh, gosh!
01:34What do I do now?
01:35I can tell her she's cute!
01:36I can never tell her that.
01:37I'll tell her.
01:38I'll tell her.
01:39Hi, Doggy!
01:40Hi!
01:41Wait!
01:42You're funny.
01:43I like you.
01:44What'd she say?
01:45What'd she say?
01:46What'd she say?
01:47She said I like you.
01:48Hey!
01:49What?
01:50What do I do now?
01:51Should I go over there?
01:52What?
01:53What?
01:54I'll go see you.
01:55Hey!
01:56Hey!
01:57Hey!
01:58Hey!
01:59Hey!
02:00Hey!
02:01Hey!
02:02Hey!
02:03Hey!
02:04Hey!
02:05Hey!
02:06Hey!
02:07Hey!
02:08Hey!
02:09Hey!
02:10Hey!
02:11Hey!
02:12Hey!
02:13Hey!
02:14Hey!
02:15I'll go see!
02:16Hi!
02:17Doggy!
02:18Let's...
02:19Play...
02:20To...
02:21Together...
02:22Well?
02:23She said...
02:24Let's...
02:37Play...
02:38To...
02:39Together...
02:40Wants to play...
02:41With me!?
02:42Wow!
02:43We can play together!
02:44And have fun!
02:45What if she plays with me?
02:47Thing doesn't like me.
02:51Listen, kid.
02:55Love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life.
02:59And if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way,
03:04baby, you might as well just stay right there on the ground
03:08because people are going to be walking all over you for the rest of your life.
03:15Okay, I'll do it.
03:20Okay, okay, I'm going.
03:29Okay, okay, I'm going.
03:45I think I just need a rest.
03:47Whee!
03:48Whee!
03:49Whee!
03:50Whee!
03:51Whee!
03:52Whee!
03:53Whee!
03:54Whee!
03:55Whee!
03:56Whee!
03:57Huh?
04:02Whee!
04:03Whee!
04:04Whee!
04:05Whee!
04:06Whee!
04:07Whee!
04:08Whee!
04:09Whee!
04:15Oh!
04:16Two doggies.
04:17Mwah!
04:18I love doggies.
04:19Give me your paw.
04:25give me your paw!
04:29Come on!
04:33Doggies are so cute!
04:40Okay, Doggie, roll over!
04:43Good Doggie!
04:46Uh, roll over!
04:50Good Doggie!
04:53Ready? Fetch!
04:59Good Doggie!
05:05You!
05:07You try!
05:09Fetch!
05:11Hey, where'd you get a football?
05:14Dog pile!
05:17What a fowler!
05:20What a fowler!
05:22What a fowler!
05:28Yeah, Butter!
05:30Here!
05:32Here!
05:45I can't swallow this fuck up!
05:48Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
05:56Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
06:16Are you sure you're okay?
06:24Um, Kenny?
06:26Yes, Buffy?
06:28I, um, really like your dogs.
06:33Um, they're not my dogs.
06:36Oh, I gotta go home.
06:41She talked to me!
06:43She talked to me!
06:44I can't believe we actually touched!
06:46She even held my hand!
06:48Buffy, Zeke and Hagen actually likes me!
06:50Uh, uh, uh, uh!
06:55Hey!
06:58Hey!
07:00Hey!
07:01What?
07:01Welcome back to Platonic Partners!
07:20Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole are all set to light up the scoreboard if they can answer our lightning round bonus question!
07:29Morocco, where did you and Secret meet?
07:32Uh, at the gelatin store?
07:37Ooh, nice try!
07:40Secret?
07:42It was in Morocco.
07:43Don't you remember?
07:44No.
07:44Well, perhaps my non-digital retrospective flashback clock will refresh your memory.
07:50Ouch!
07:51Double ouchie!
07:54It all started in the marketplace.
07:56I was on the trail of that master of disguise, super-evil genius, archist of arch-criminals, Chiraco Mole.
08:12This was one slippery ombre.
08:19Oh!
08:20My nuts!
08:22You clumsy fool!
08:23So I sensed to the guy!
08:27I sensed to the guy!
08:28I sensed to the guy!
08:28I go!
08:31My channel!
08:32You clumsy fool!
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:40My fool!
08:42You clumsy!
08:44Oof!
08:45He was finally alone.
08:48It was time to make my move.
08:52Ah-ha!
08:52I kick him!
08:53Now I've got you, Chiraco!
08:55But I'm not Chiraco!
08:57I'm his twin brother, Morocco!
08:59Chiraco told me to meet him here on this bullseye!
09:03Uh-oh!
09:07Hooray!
09:08At last, Secret Squirrel has been squashed by an elephant!
09:13Of course, I also had to squash my stupid, not-at-all evil twin brother, Morocco!
09:18But no matter!
09:19I've got a whole litter of others!
09:25Finally, I can proceed with my diabolical scheme to steal the relatively famous Royal Family Jewels!
09:33Luckily, I had packed my Pachyderm Pumper Upper for just such an occasion.
09:43Fear not, friend.
09:44I'll fix you up in no time.
09:45Thanks muchly good, sir.
10:01You certainly blowed me up good.
10:03I'll think nothing of it.
10:05But tell me, if you're not Chiraco Mole, then why are you wearing his expertly tailored clothes?
10:11He made me dress like this.
10:13He always bullied me around.
10:15The big bully.
10:16It all started when we were little.
10:21Ouchie!
10:22Ouchie!
10:22Why are you hitting me with a restless twit pattern?
10:26Because I'm evil, remember?
10:28It all started when we were embryos.
10:32Take that!
10:33Ouchie!
10:34And that!
10:35Ouchie!
10:36How can you be so evil?
10:38It all started when our parents met.
10:40Remember?
10:41Hold it, chum.
10:42I think I get the point.
10:44Good thing.
10:46I was getting really confused.
10:49I understand.
10:50Early childhood traumas can be quite painful.
10:53Acknowledge and move on, friend.
10:55I lost a way to protect the royal family jewels.
11:00Wait for me!
11:06Hold it right there, Chiraco.
11:10It's Secret Squirrel.
11:12And me, Morocco more.
11:17Give me that vacuum, villain.
11:19Never!
11:22Oops!
11:23Sorry, Morocco.
11:25Oops!
11:26Sorry about...
11:28Oops!
11:35Which one of you is which?
11:37I'm Morocco.
11:39No, you're not.
11:40I'm Morocco.
11:41But you're the evil one.
11:43No, you're the evil one.
11:46No, I'm not.
11:47I'm the bumbling one.
11:49No, I'm the bumbling one.
11:54There must be some way to settle this.
11:57Look, Secret.
11:58I'm so clumsy,
11:59I trip over my own shoelaces.
12:01And I'm not even wearing shoes.
12:04Hmm, that is pretty clumsy.
12:08That's nothing.
12:09Watch this.
12:23How's that for bumbling?
12:25Oh, yeah?
12:43It's no use.
12:45I still can't tell you apart.
12:47You're as identical as these two irreplaceably priceless antique bases.
12:53Think fast.
12:54Think what?
12:54Oh, nice catch, Scirocco.
12:58Very cagey secrets, Earl.
13:00But you haven't caught me yet.
13:02Eh?
13:03I'll be back.
13:10And that's how we first met.
13:12Now I remember.
13:14And because you saved my life,
13:16I swore I'd be your faithful companion forever.
13:19But whatever happened to Scirocco?
13:23I'm afraid we may never know.
13:28Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:29Ha!
13:30I finally got you right where I want you,
13:33Sacred Squirrel.
13:34Oh, yeah?
13:35Think fast!
13:36That was uncharacteristically clever of you, Morocco.
13:47Where'd you get that bomb, anyway?
13:49Oh, I brought the whole box of them.
13:51See?
13:53I even laid them so they'd be ready.
14:03Gotcha!
14:05Quit thinking, Morocco!
14:07Don't mention it!
14:08Ha ha ha ha!
14:10Ha ha ha!
14:10Ha ha ha ha!
14:11Ha ha ha!
14:12Ha ha ha!
14:12Ha ha ha!
14:13Ha ha ha!
14:27Welcome back to Platonic Partners!
14:30Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole are all set to light up the scoreboard
14:35if they can answer our lightning round bonus question.
14:39Morocco, where did you and Secret meet?
14:43At the gelatin store.
14:47Ooh, nice try.
14:50Secret?
14:51It was in Morocco.
14:53Don't you remember?
14:54No.
14:54Well, perhaps my non-digital retrospective flashback clock will refresh your memory.
14:58Double ouchie.
15:04It all started in the marketplace.
15:08I was on the trail of that master of disguise, super evil genius, artist of arch criminals,
15:14Scirocco Mole.
15:22This was one slippery ombre.
15:28Double ouchie.
15:29My nutsie.
15:30You clumsy fool.
15:32So I sensed to the guy.
15:35I sensed to the guy.
15:37I sensed to the guy.
15:38My camel.
15:41You clumsy fool.
15:43He was finally alone.
15:58It was time to make my move.
16:03Now I've got you, Scirocco.
16:05But I'm not Scirocco.
16:07I'm his twin brother Morocco.
16:09Scirocco told me to meet him here on this bullseye.
16:12Uh-oh.
16:17Hooray.
16:18At last, Secret Squirrel has been squashed by an elephant.
16:22Of course, I also had to squash my stupid, not at all evil twin brother Morocco.
16:28But no matter.
16:29I've got a whole litter of others.
16:35Finally, I can proceed with my diabolical scheme to steal the relatively famous Royal Family Jewels.
16:49Luckily, I had packed my Pachyderm Pumper Upper for just such an occasion.
16:52Fear not, friend.
16:54I'll fix you up in no time.
17:09Thanks muchly good, sir.
17:11You certainly blowed me up good.
17:14I'll think nothing of it.
17:15But tell me, if you're not Scirocco Mole, then why are you wearing his expertly tailored clothes?
17:21He made me dress like this.
17:23He always bullied me around.
17:25The big bully.
17:26It all started when we were little.
17:31Ouchie, ouchie!
17:32Why are you hitting me with a restless twin brother?
17:35Because I'm evil, remember?
17:37It all started when we were embryos.
17:42Take that, ouchie!
17:43And then, ouchie!
17:45How can you be so evil?
17:47It all started when our parents met.
17:50Remember?
17:51Hold it, chum.
17:52I think I get the point.
17:55Good thing.
17:56I was getting really confused.
17:59I understand.
18:00Early childhood traumas can be quite painful.
18:03Acknowledge and move on, friend.
18:05I lost a way to protect the Royal Family Jewels.
18:10Wait for me!
18:11Hold it right there, Scirocco!
18:18It's Secret Squirrel!
18:21And me, Marocco Mole!
18:24Give me that vacuum, villain!
18:28Never!
18:29Never!
18:33Oops!
18:34Sorry, Marocco!
18:36Oops!
18:37Sorry about...
18:38Oops!
18:45Which one of you is which?
18:48I'm Marocco.
18:49No, you're not.
18:50I'm Marocco.
18:51But you're the evil one.
18:53No, you're the evil one!
18:56No, I'm not!
18:57I'm the bumbling one!
18:59No!
19:00I'm the bumbling one!
19:04There must be some way to settle this.
19:07Look, Secret.
19:08I'm so clumsy, I trip over my own shoelaces.
19:12And I'm not even wearing shoes.
19:14That is pretty clumsy.
19:17That's nothing!
19:18Watch this!
19:33How's that for bumbling?
19:35Oh, yeah?
19:44It's no use.
19:55I still can't tell you apart.
19:57You're as identical as these two irreplaceably priceless antique vases.
20:03Think fast!
20:04Think what?
20:06Nice catch, Scirocco.
20:08Very cagey, Secret Squirrel.
20:10But you haven't caught me yet.
20:12Eh?
20:13I'll be back!
20:20And that's how we first met.
20:22Now I remember.
20:23And because you saved my life,
20:26I swore I'd be your faithful companion forever.
20:29But whatever happened to Scirocco?
20:33I'm afraid we may never know.
20:39Ha!
20:40I finally got you right where I want you, Secret Squirrel.
20:44Oh, yeah?
20:45Think fast!
20:49Uh-oh!
20:54That was uncharacteristically clever of you, Morocco.
20:57Where'd you get that bomb, anyway?
20:59Oh, I brought the whole box of them.
21:02See?
21:03I even lent them so they'd be ready.
21:14Gotcha!
21:15Quit thinking, Morocco!
21:16Don't mention it!
21:18Grow시간!
21:20accumulation
21:30About five days?
21:31And with all of your friends, who is playing Jesus!
21:33Ah huh!
21:35Not the fruit, but here's the fruit!