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00:00Oh
00:30Help!
00:52Yippee!
00:53Look at me!
00:55And the pile of garbage!
00:57Garbage here!
00:58Garbage there!
00:59And there is garbage on me!
01:03Yeah!
01:04Yeah!
01:05Yeah!
01:06Yeah!
01:13Oh, yeah!
01:15Let's split it up.
01:17Okay!
01:22I get this piece of paper.
01:25And you get this piece of paper.
01:27And I get this broken cup.
01:29And you get these coffee grounds.
01:31And I get this toilet seat.
01:34I want the toilet seat.
01:35I want the toilet seat!
01:37I want the toilet seat.
01:39I want the toilet seat.
01:41I want the toilet seat.
01:43But I...
01:45Wait a minute.
01:47I want the toilet seat.
01:51I want the toilet seat.
01:53Ball!
02:07How was it? Rotten. Want some? Nope.
02:17I want the toilet seat.
02:19I want the toilet seat.
02:21I want the toilet seat.
02:23I found it.
02:25I turned over the trash can.
02:27I let us down the street.
02:29I woke up this morning.
02:31I'm littler than you.
02:33I used to be little.
02:35I have an itch on my back.
02:37I have a flea in my ear.
02:39I saw an airplane.
02:41I can eat an airplane.
02:43I want the toilet seat.
02:45You can have...
02:47This.
02:49It's not the toilet seat.
02:51You can have...
02:53This.
02:55It's not the toilet seat.
02:57You can have...
02:59This.
03:01It's not the toilet seat.
03:03It's not real.
03:05It's not real.
03:07Not real?
03:09No.
03:11See?
03:13See?
03:17Stupid.
03:19Not...
03:20Not...
03:21Real.
03:21Not...
03:29Is that not real, too?
03:30Not real.
03:32Ca...
03:33It's not real, too?
03:34I can find out.
03:36Okay, but I want the toilet seat.
03:39toilet seat. I want the toilet seat. But I need it. Me too. But I've got to have it because I've always wanted a broken toilet seat and this is a dream come true. Me too. Yeah, but my father, my father was a toilet seat coupler. He gave me a toilet seat when I was little, but I lost it in a flood.
04:07But this toilet seat is great sentimental value. Me too. Hey! You can have this vase. I want the toilet seat and it's pronounced vase. Vase! Vase! Vase! Vase! Vase!
04:37I'm telling you, it's...
04:39Hey! You broke it.
04:50You broke it.
04:53You broke it.
04:54You broke it.
04:56Yeah? Well, finders keepers.
04:59Losers weepers.
05:01Alright.
05:11Mine.
05:17Out.
05:21Unh.
05:26Uh!
05:26Oh!
05:56I want the toilet seat.
06:15I want the toilet seat.
06:17Stop arguing with me.
06:19I'm not arguing with you.
06:21We're going to be here all night.
06:23It's not night, it's day.
06:25It's night.
06:27It's day.
06:28We're never going to stop.
06:30Yes, we are.
06:32No, we're not.
06:33Yes, we are.
06:34No, we're not.
06:36Uh-huh.
06:47Are we there yet?
06:54Are we there yet?
06:54How much longer do we get to the super cheap, economy-style, one-pound hot dog buffet?
06:59I can't wait.
07:00See?
07:01The super cheap, economy-style, one-pound hot dog buffet.
07:05A real funny pleaser.
07:07When do we get there?
07:08When?
07:09When?
07:10When?
07:13Now.
07:14Hot dog.
07:15Let's go.
07:23Excuse us.
07:24Why?
07:24So you can beat me to the casino?
07:26That chance, shorty.
07:30Let me at them slots.
07:32Mother needs a new pair of shoes.
07:34Nice limo.
07:46Hi.
07:47Which way to the super cheap, economy-style, one-pound hot dog buffet?
07:50Right inside, sir.
07:52Hey.
07:54Ah!
07:55My casino!
07:57Nice kissing up, boy.
08:05There it is!
08:06The super cheap, economy-style, one-pound hot dog buffet!
08:09Hey!
08:11Oh!
08:13It won't open!
08:14The door won't open!
08:15The door won't open!
08:17Why won't it open?
08:19Because it's not open.
08:21Yet.
08:22Oh.
08:23Okay.
08:24Well, wait.
08:25Wait.
08:25Oh, no!
08:46Stupid cherries!
08:48My vlog!
08:49Okay.
08:50Okay.
08:51Okay.
08:52Okay.
08:53Okay.
08:54Okay.
08:55Okay.
09:18Wow!
09:20It's open!
09:23What'd you do?
09:24Congratulations, gentlemen!
09:42You just won $40 million in loose change.
09:47How do you feel?
09:48Hungry.
09:50Can we go to the super cheap economy style one pound hot dog buffet?
09:53Buffet?
09:54Isn't that cute?
09:56But it's wrong!
09:58You fellas are winners.
10:00This town loves a winner.
10:02And so do I.
10:03Here at the High Rollers Casino, we have a saying.
10:07Your winnings are our winnings.
10:09Least ways we hope they'll be.
10:11Here, let me escort you gents into our casino.
10:19This here is roulette.
10:21That's French for little wheel.
10:22You can make 14 different bets.
10:24Straight, split, street corner, five numbers, line, column, dozen, high, low, red, black, even.
10:29Rod.
10:30What's that got to do with being French?
10:33And here's where you place your bet.
10:3514 red.
10:3614 red.
10:39All bets are in.
10:51Isn't that cute?
10:53But it's wrong!
10:58Fourteen red, we have a winner!
11:04Is it time for the super cheap economy style one pound hot dog buffet yet?
11:09Not yet.
11:11This is craps, a dice game!
11:14Which you gents would like to roll the bones?
11:18Bones! Yeah!
11:19Let me do it! Let me do it!
11:21Bring them on!
11:24Oh, my future ex-wife.
11:31Snake eyes?
11:33Boxcars?
11:35Isn't that cute?
11:37But it's wrong!
11:38You got to bet first!
11:41Fourteen red.
11:43Fourteen? Isn't that cute?
11:47Roll the dice!
11:51Double sevens, we have a winner!
12:01Can we go to the super cheap economy?
12:03You can have all the hot dogs you want!
12:06Later!
12:07We still got more gambling to do!
12:09Ah!
12:10Ah!
12:11Ah!
12:12Ah!
12:13Ah!
12:14Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:16Ah!
12:32Can we go to the super-cheap economy-style one-pound hot dog buffet now?
12:37Isn't that cute? But...
12:41Why not? One more bet and I'll be naked.
12:46Where's your pal?
12:54No more bets. Here we go.
13:01I'd give anything if you gentlemen would consider cancelling this little wager.
13:07Anything?
13:08Anything.
13:09How about a hundred trips to the super-cheap economy-style one-pound hot dog buffet?
13:13And a limo.
13:15What's a limo?
13:16Stick with me. I'm on a roll.
13:18Deal!
13:21Double zero! House wins!
13:25Wahoo!
13:28Which way to the buffet?
13:30Right this way, gentlemen! Right this way!
13:33Bet you I could eat more hot dogs than you!
13:37You're on.
13:38I'm on aæ•¢ on that one!
13:39You're on a porch, right?
13:40I've got right, right?
13:41What's this time?
13:43I'm dead, right?
13:44We're back.
13:45We're back.
13:46We're back.
13:47We're back.
13:48You're back!
13:49You're coming.
13:50I'm gone.
13:51We're back.
13:52You're back.
13:53I'm dead.
13:54You're back.
13:55I'm dead.
13:56There's no problem!
13:57You're back.
13:58You're back.