Bad Dog Episode 21- No Bad Dogs Allowed

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Why you look divine, simply divine. I, world famous make-up artist Lydia Lovely, am a genius.

00:19I can even make a dog look pretty. Huh, bookie pointy pretty, not dressy up.

00:26Hon, I'm going to file this month's property damage insurance claims.

00:30Uh, honey, can you please take out the trash before you leave?

00:34What? I'm not done!

00:36Hey!

00:43Smells like the pickled herring went bad.

00:45Oh, Berkeley, I meant take the trash outside.

00:50Don't worry, I'll get the shovel and the stink no more.

00:53Uh-oh, he's headed for the lawn. I just spread the fertilizer and turned on the sprinklers.

01:03What stinks?

01:05Did Trevor find his chemistry set?

01:08Ah! You ruined my dress!

01:10Yay!

01:12Oh, bookie, dirty, stinky!

01:15I think it's time to try out the new groomer in town.

01:19I hope they haven't heard about Berkeley yet.

01:23I'd ride with the windows down if I were you.

01:26Will you pick up some more herring?

01:31Hello, I'm Buddy Birdwell, and this is Doggy Styles.

01:36Today we're visiting the brand new pedigree Ooh La La Doggy Spa, and its owner, Rudolfo.

01:42Welcome to the Ooh La La Doggy Spa.

01:45I am so pleased that you have chosen to feature me, I mean my clients,

01:51in your series, Why Shouldn't My Pets Live Better Than Me?

01:55Here at Ooh La La, we pride ourselves on our spotless facilities,

01:59tranquil environment, and patient and caring service.

02:04As a matter of fact, we specialize in nervous, high-strung show dogs,

02:08like Ferdinand here.

02:10A former grand champion guard dog, he has boundary issues.

02:16But we treat Ferdinand's idiosyncrasies with complete tolerance.

02:22Spooky, stinky, he needs glubbly-blubbly bath.

02:26Yes, we've heard your spa sets the standard by which...

02:29Ew, what's that horrible smell?

02:33Cat!

02:34As you can see, we are very busy.

02:36I think perhaps you should try the grooming room down the block.

02:41Berkeley can't go there anymore.

02:43Look at more doggies!

02:47Me pleasantville pretty pets!

02:52Get down! Get off! Get down!

02:54Oh! Oh! Smell!

02:56Oh, ze poochy palace!

02:58Not there either.

03:00No, I keep walking no more.

03:02Last time?

03:03Spish! Spash!

03:05Water! Water!

03:06Girl! Girl!

03:08Shhh! Shhh!

03:11Up we go!

03:16Pretty pets go fluff.

03:18Yes, Berkeley can be quite a handful.

03:21He requires a lot of patience.

03:23That's perfect.

03:25He's just the kind of dog you can't attune.

03:27Our story will be the grooming of an incredibly smelly,

03:31high-maintenance mutt into a show dog.

03:33I don't know.

03:35We don't usually take mutts as clients.

03:38Great! We'll pick him up in a couple of hours.

03:43Bucky on television! Yay!

03:45Make sure you get a copy of the videotape.

03:48It makes filing the insurance claim for damages so much easier.

03:54I can't wait to see you work your magic.

03:59Let me show you our state-of-the-art doggy fitness facility.

04:07Rodolfo will be taking us on a tour of his luxurious spa

04:10as we watch a mixed-breed pooch named Berkeley

04:13magically transformed into a shiny show dog.

04:16Since Berkeley has so much energy,

04:18they're starting in the canine cardio room.

04:21Prissy, a prize-winning Pekingese,

04:24is over on the treadmill working off those extra dog biscuits.

04:28Whenever she gets startled, she goes into a chewing frenzy.

04:32So, what's Berkeley's workout?

04:35Berkeley will be using our state-of-the-art automatic doggy discus pitcher.

04:40He simply presses a button with his paw,

04:43and the doggy disc shoots out for him to retrieve.

04:48Away he goes!

04:51Whoa!

05:02That was amazing!

05:04So, all Berkeley has to do is keep pushing that button,

05:08and he can catch as many doggy discs as he wants?

05:11Yes!

05:13You're absolutely right!

05:16You really are good with them.

05:19No wonder your spa is so popular.

05:21It's all about the doggy's happiness!

05:28Because so many of our clients are show dogs,

05:32we provide a relaxation room

05:35where they can escape from the pressures of competition.

05:39In the mud bath, we have Fritz and Frank,

05:42who are recovering from a disappointing showing at the Grand Nationals.

05:48Hmm.

05:53We even have an in-house pet therapist.

05:56Today, she's working with Topsy Turvy,

05:59a former circus star who compulsively performs flips.

06:03Your obsessive flipping stems from your low self-esteem.

06:07You're, like, crying out for the approval you never got as a puppy.

06:11I see our lucky little Berkeley is getting a massage.

06:15Although he doesn't seem to be relaxing.

06:18Perhaps we should try our new aromatherapy treatment.

06:22We have bacon.

06:25It doesn't seem to be working.

06:28Or sizzling steak.

06:32Let's try my secret weapon.

06:35Doggy treats.

06:41Boy, he really likes those doggy treats.

06:44Wait!

06:51I don't have any more.

06:54It's a big bucket, fool, and says hello.

07:00You certainly have a way with your canine clientele.

07:08As you can see, we provide every grooming service in the world.

07:13Every grooming service imaginable.

07:16Brazil is getting some highlights for the summer season.

07:20And Ferdinand is getting a hot oil treatment.

07:24So, what's that big machine over there?

07:27That's our Turbo Automatic Dog Groomer.

07:31It's designed to groom our more reluctant clients.

07:34After all, most dogs would run away if I simply said,

07:38I'm in the bath now.

07:48Okay, you little nut.

07:51You better not move unless I tell you to.

07:54Push me just one more time and I...

08:03Hey, watch where you're grabbing.

08:09Oh, no!

08:22Oh, no!

08:24The machine's hit the toy poodle.

08:28No!

08:37This is all your fault.

08:40You're such a bad dog.

08:42You make me want to work on people.

08:49What did you do to poor Berkeley?

08:52I think he's having some kind of seizure.

08:54Oh, no, there's nothing wrong with him.

08:57He's such a busy little doggy.

08:59He's probably just tired.

09:01There, there.

09:03Good doggy.

09:07I have to say, I've never seen anyone as patient with animals as you are.

09:11I can't wait to get this on the air.

09:14Hi, we're here to pick up Berkeley.

09:17Oh, my.

09:20Oh, Berkeley.

09:23Pretty, pinky, fluffy ball.

09:26Let go of the cotton candy, little Vito.

09:28We're here to get Berkeley.

09:30Wait a sec.

09:31I'm afraid there's water in the tape.

09:33It's ruined.

09:34We're going to have to start all over again from the canine cardio room.

09:39What?

09:40No!

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