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Taskmaster Season 19 Episode 10
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00:00This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:36Hello!
00:37Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final!
00:46Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears,
00:49and we are a short hour away from crowning not just any clown,
00:53the King of the Clowns!
00:55What makes a champion, ladies and gentlemen?
00:57Blood? We've seen it.
00:58Sweat?
00:59Sweat?
01:00All five of our contestants stink of it.
01:01Tears?
01:02Every night when he wets the bed.
01:03Sorry!
01:04We all have the ingredients for one final pie.
01:08The glory pie.
01:11Please?
01:13Meet the meat that hopes to end up being its filling.
01:23They are...
01:24Fatih Al Ghori!
01:26CHEERING
01:27Jason Mandzuka!
01:29CHEERING
01:30Patti Bainton!
01:32CHEERING
01:33Rosie Ramsey!
01:35CHEERING
01:36And Stevie Martin!
01:37CHEERING
01:40And next to me, a man who tells me the secret to a happy marriage is simple.
01:46Respect.
01:47Making time for your personal space.
01:48Making time for your personal space.
01:49And never telling your wife, Rachel, how boring all her stories are.
01:54Ooh!
01:56Ooh!
01:58Ooh, dear.
01:59Oops!
02:00Little Alex Horne!
02:02CHEERING
02:08Greg, it's the last episode, so I thought, it's about time we renew our vows. Don't you think?
02:13I've written mine.
02:15I, Alex Horne, solemnly swear to protect you till the day one of us is dead.
02:21He's yours.
02:24I, Greg Davies, do solemnly swear to express my respect and admiration for you as often as I breathe each breath.
02:31Part two.
02:33From today onwards, you and I will be one in heart, body and mind.
02:37You need so much for me, part three.
02:39Yeah.
02:41And the general rule of thumb with comedy is there's only three parts.
02:45LAUGHTER
02:47You are my sunrise and sunset, my day starts and ends with you,
02:51I'm the luckiest person alive to be standing with you today
02:54and to be facing life with you every day.
02:56That's what I feel as well, last one.
02:59Four.
03:00The rule of four.
03:02Let us build a home, a life and a family
03:06from these bonds and promise to stick together through all life's challenges.
03:09You are my fire, my one desire.
03:11There's definitely another one.
03:13And that is it.
03:14I put dot, dot, dot cos that's the bit I really meant.
03:17A paid employee will have printed all those out.
03:19Work experience.
03:20Yep.
03:23Time for the final prize suss category of the series.
03:25What is it?
03:26Yes, Greg, it's an important one and that's why the category is
03:29the thing most likely to make you do a double take.
03:32Good old Greg will give five points to the thing that prompts
03:36the biggest delayed surprised reaction.
03:38At the end of the episode, the winner will double take
03:41all five things home with them.
03:43All right, then.
03:44Matthew, what have you brought in that will make me double take?
03:46It is boots in a bin.
03:48It is boots in a bin.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:51APPLAUSE
03:53Great.
03:54And it really does look like there's a body in there.
03:59It's a strong start.
04:01Simple.
04:02Clean.
04:03Fatia.
04:04Yeah.
04:05You've made me double take all series.
04:07My thing is geezers with beards.
04:09Oh.
04:11Have you...
04:13This is crazy.
04:14Have you ever farted in front of a cat?
04:16LAUGHTER
04:17How is that related?
04:19How do those things connect?
04:22It was only a matter of time until someone asked.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:27So, yeah, you know, like, if you fart in front of a cat,
04:30yeah, it goes like this.
04:31And that's what happens when I see a geezer with a beard,
04:34right?
04:35Because a lot of Muslim men grow beards.
04:37And so, is this beard for somebody that you might find
04:40attractive but who doesn't have a beard so you can just
04:42put it right on him?
04:43No, we just couldn't find a guy with a beard that I liked.
04:46Oh.
04:47So, I said you...
04:50Excellent.
04:53So, if I've understood you correctly, you've brought a beard in
04:56because you always double take when you see a man with a beard
04:58because you find them attractive but you're hoping that
05:00that man is a Muslim.
05:01Yeah.
05:02What I haven't quite worked out is the whole farting in front
05:05of a cat.
05:07Don't worry about that.
05:08Just leave that.
05:09Yeah, leave that.
05:10Just leave that reaction because that's what I'm like.
05:12Backstage, you said this was your best one.
05:17It is.
05:18This is terrible.
05:19It is my best one.
05:20Okay.
05:22Jason.
05:23I bought this at a yard sale maybe 30 years ago.
05:25It has lived in the kitchen of every house or apartment
05:28that I've ever lived in and it never fails to get a double take
05:31from people when I show it to them.
05:39You look back again.
05:41I looked again so I could read most meals with dad.
05:44Yes.
05:45That's what got me.
05:46That's the double take.
05:47I'd like to think maybe someday it's not just that I own it,
05:50but someday I'll earn it.
05:55Even with your father more often.
05:57Wouldn't that be great?
05:58Okay.
05:59It's absolutely weird.
06:01Stevie.
06:02Oh, I forgot mine.
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:09Oh!
06:14I stayed silent the whole time because I didn't want you
06:16to look at my stupid shoulder.
06:18That is strong.
06:21Genuinely wasn't expecting it.
06:22Do a genuine double take.
06:23Great.
06:24Rosie.
06:25I have brought a life-size interpretation of my monthly period.
06:32There she is.
06:33Here she is.
06:34Look at it again, Greg.
06:35Look at it again.
06:36What's your problem?
06:37Why do you hate Wendy?
06:38Can it be a double take if you never look at a thing more than once?
06:40Take it all in.
06:41It's just nature.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Happy month.
06:44Oh, and it's absolutely...
06:45Oh!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:49Oh!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh!
06:54Oh!
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh!
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Yes, it's so.
07:02The thing most likely to make you do a double take, Greg.
07:03What's the thing most likely...?
07:04OK, well, if I...
07:05This is going to ruin my potential marriage to Fatia, I think,
07:07Oh, no.
07:08because I don't double take at men with beards.
07:10So, it's one to Fatia.
07:12Again.
07:13Two points to Matthews.
07:16Aww!
07:17I've seen well he's in the bin.
07:18Sorry.
07:19Oh, I don't know how I have.
07:20Excuse me.
07:21LAUGHTER
07:23As much as I love Meals with Dad, I'm going to give it three points.
07:27If I saw that blob thing walk past me, I would...
07:30MEGA-take...
07:32..and be disturbed by it, but...
07:34It's her finest work. She fooled us all.
07:37I did a genuine double take. Stevie takes five points.
07:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:43Well, let's get this party started.
07:45Give me a task proper.
07:47Yes, and what could be more apt than an emotive task
07:50involving the sands of time.
07:52And some brightly coloured boxes.
07:54LAUGHTER
08:07Hello!
08:08It's nice in there, isn't it?
08:10I feel like I'm in a microwave, thanks.
08:17Cool.
08:18I'm not going to be too fast now.
08:22You're not going to be too fast.
08:23I'm going to take my time...
08:24OK.
08:25..and be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:28LAUGHTER
08:29Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:33The yellow box...
08:35..with sand.
08:36Once you have touched a box,
08:38you must hold that box for the rest of the task.
08:42Once...
08:43Once you have touched a box,
08:46you must hold that box for the rest of the task.
08:49Right, well, I haven't touched any from saying that.
08:53LAUGHTER
08:55Fastest wins.
08:57OK, so this seems to be a situation under here.
09:01I'd love you to read the last line.
09:03I would love to, but I just want to figure out how this thing works.
09:05Have you started the clock?
09:07No.
09:08Great.
09:09LAUGHTER
09:10I'm tempted to.
09:12Your time starts...
09:14..now.
09:15APPLAUSE
09:17Stevie, what are you going to be...
09:21I think it might be a catchphrase
09:23that people could use for you going forward,
09:25so I just want to shine a light on it.
09:27Oh, thanks.
09:28You said, OK, I'm going to be very deliberate
09:30in my thoughts and emotions.
09:32LAUGHTER
09:33And he went, ha, ha, ha, on the box.
09:35LAUGHTER
09:36Right, do you want to go through some rules?
09:38Yeah, well, you didn't need to worry about the touching
09:40till after you said your time starts now.
09:42Don't worry about that.
09:43Fill the yellow box up with sand.
09:44If you touch a box, you've got to hold the box.
09:46First up, we're going to see fattier, rosy and sandy.
09:50Sand.
09:51We're going to see sand.
09:52LAUGHTER
09:54So how are you going to do this?
09:59Cos they don't want to touch anything.
10:03Oh, bollocks!
10:05Oh, shit!
10:06You've just touched the orange one so far.
10:08Why are you stating the obvious?
10:10Oh, shit.
10:11There's another box in here.
10:13I can just grab the sand, can't I?
10:16I'm not touching the box.
10:17Just like this.
10:18Just like this.
10:19I think you need to pick up the blue box.
10:23So...
10:25LAUGHTER
10:27That's a big one.
10:33LAUGHTER
10:36Oh, you're carrying that one as well then now?
10:38Oh, dear.
10:39Right, so you've touched all the boxes now.
10:46It says living room.
10:47Right.
10:48Do I have to go to the living room?
10:50Off we go.
10:51Can I boot the door in?
10:52Yeah.
10:53Oh, that was a bad idea!
10:58The yellow box is upside down now.
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh, it's more sand.
11:08Oh, you're taking the piss.
11:09You're taking the absolute piss.
11:11Oh, my God!
11:12OK.
11:13Shed.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18It's hanging in your head, is it?
11:19Yeah.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:26Oh.
11:27What is this?!
11:30Why is there all these boxes?!
11:36You're wobbling it in?
11:37Yeah.
11:38Is it working?
11:39Um, no.
11:40No.
11:41Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!
11:42LAUGHTER
11:45is it completely full of sand I think so there's no more sand anyway would you like me to stop the
11:57clock yeah it's half empty this is what we're gonna do I'm gonna put that in here yeah I think
12:04that's a good idea okay is it full yes it's full bruv I've done the clock congratulations that was
12:18impressive I didn't realize that you were special forces track kicking in at the door incredible
12:31and then I used to keep hold of all the boxes I lost my balance I've got really bad balance yeah
12:39some great facial expressions during that and I was amazed at just how proud you were when you put
12:45that orange box on your head I've captured it for posterity here it is I suspect neither of them
12:54succeeded look neither of them completely filled it with sand but they did their best and that's all
12:58it counts not normally no who's next next up is two men who are prodigious actors a skill of course
13:06that has no use in this task whatsoever it's Jason there's not that's not gonna all be sand is it
13:14there's gonna be a trick is there sand anywhere else Alex I don't know I don't know I see this box has
13:26actually quite little sand in it I've managed to ascertain that without touching the box yet
13:31that's that's a trap
13:33okay we've got some sort of contraption here
13:41how you doing where else is there sand there's only sand in here
13:50the thorough search has turned up
13:57sand
14:03I mean lovely very indicative of the two nations from whence you both came
14:08There.
14:12Stop the cock!
14:13Rough top of the cock.
14:16Seems full.
14:17Rough top of the cock.
14:18Great.
14:19Thank you, Alex.
14:20Thank you, Jason.
14:28I mean, lovely.
14:29Very indicative of the two nations from whence you both came.
14:32Jason has unbelievable self-belief throughout.
14:35He believes everything will go right,
14:37and Matthew presumes, as is correct,
14:40that everything will go wrong
14:41and is absolutely amazed when it doesn't.
14:45But pretty sharp, pretty fast.
14:47Jason, 4 minutes 21.
14:48Matt was 1 minutes 25.
14:50Oh!
14:52Finally, the argument settled.
14:54We are better.
14:58OK, break time.
15:00There are three parts left to go,
15:01so maybe try and pace yourselves with the booze for a change, yeah?
15:04Stay to you.
15:05APPLAUSE
15:18Hello! Yes, here we are.
15:19It's the Taskmaster final and it's the start of part two.
15:22That's right, and I've just had a bowl of muesli.
15:24It's fibre content helps keep my digestive system moving smoothly,
15:27preventing constipation and other digestive problems.
15:30The current task involves trying to completely fill the yellow box with sand.
15:34There's just one person left, and that person's name is still Stevie Martin.
15:42Right.
15:43Oh, I've made a terrible mistake.
15:45That's dope.
15:46That's not...
15:58The sand's outside the dome, isn't it?
16:02I've got massive hands, I forgot.
16:04Oh!
16:05Ow!
16:10Shit...
16:12Oh!
16:15Yeah, that's fine.
16:25LAUGHTER
16:27I can't walk.
16:29There has to be a better way than this.
16:33Oh, why should I leave it?
16:40No, that's obviously suing.
16:42Why would I do...
16:44Oh, what? Shed.
16:46Whoa.
16:50Slip a disc, I'm suing.
16:52What have you just seen?
16:57A box that says the word sand on it.
16:59Right.
17:00Are you touching another box?
17:02I'm touching all of the boxes.
17:03Great.
17:04It's got a sheet of sandpaper in it.
17:07Yeah, it says sandpaper on the box.
17:09I...
17:11can't...
17:12deal with that...
17:14now.
17:17Right, I actually need to think about where I'm going.
17:22OK.
17:24Yeah, all right.
17:29OK.
17:31Are you holding the yellow box?
17:33No, but I've got, like, a bit of a body on it.
17:38After the clock.
17:48What did she promise she would be?
17:50Oh, she was so deliberate in her thoughts and her emotions.
17:52LAUGHTER
17:55But!
17:56Filled her box up, didn't she?
17:57Writer.
17:58It took her nearly 20 minutes, but she did.
18:00You did it in the end.
18:02Incredibly, though, you're not going to come last.
18:04Incredible.
18:05Let's get some scores there.
18:06So, first of all, there's no doubt the winner of the task is
18:08Mr Matt Bainton.
18:09He gets five points for his one-minute honeycomb.
18:11APPLAUSE
18:14And the other box pillars, Jason, you get four points in a second
18:18for four minutes, and Stevie, you took 17 and a half minutes,
18:20but you get three points, I presume.
18:22And...
18:23Well, cos the box was definitely full of sand.
18:25Yes.
18:26But now we're into murky territory with these two, aren't we?
18:28It is such murky territory.
18:29Now, I should technically give you both nothing,
18:31but cos this is the final, I'm trying to be generous.
18:33You put that sand pot in...
18:35Yeah.
18:36..and that is made of sand.
18:37Yeah, well, I guess it was over the top of the box.
18:39Yeah.
18:40I'm tempted to give Fatia two points,
18:42and I feel pretty bad for you, you know,
18:44you've made a fool of yourself with that box on your head
18:46if I didn't give you one point.
18:47Well done Rosie, one to Rosie, two to Fatia,
18:49but Matthew Bainton wins the task!
18:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:53Can you give me the scores, please?
18:55Yes, well, Fatia and Rosie are still at the bottom,
18:57but at the top with eight points, it's Stevie Martin!
18:59Ooh!
19:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:05What are we going to do next, Alex Horne?
19:08Freeze!
19:09LAUGHTER
19:10MUSIC PLAYS
19:15MUSIC PLAYS
19:17MUSIC CONTINUES
19:19MUSIC CONTINUES
19:22MUSIC CONTINUES
19:25MUSIC CONTINUES
19:27MUSIC CONTINUES
19:29MUSIC CONTINUES
19:30MUSIC CONTINUES
19:32MUSIC CONTINUES
19:33MUSIC CONTINUES
19:34MUSIC CONTINUES
19:35MUSIC CONTINUES
19:36What's all that nonsense?!
19:37My bear grills making me walk through rocks
19:39What's going on?!
19:40MUSIC CONTINUES
19:42MUSIC CONTINUES
19:44Nice please.
19:45OH, yeah that is nice
19:52It's gorgeous isn't it?!
19:53It's an inflatable
19:54MUSIC CONTINUES
19:56SHAHS
19:57She's a windy one...
19:58It doesn't bode well that inanimate objects can't freeze on the spot.
20:09Freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose in five minutes from now.
20:16I'm assuming that's my spot. It is.
20:19You must be touching two of the objects.
20:23Your time started when you acknowledged Alex.
20:26Is that it? Probably.
20:29Most powerful pose.
20:32This place is quite regal, innit?
20:34So, regal people have dogs all the time.
20:37The power over life and death?
20:40I could kill a dog.
20:43From the 80s, when they used to have these round their necks,
20:47they were quite powerful people.
20:49The most powerful thing in the world is obviously people who...
20:53Statues are made of them. So, if I hold this...
20:56Oh, shit!
20:57I want to stand up on these two things.
20:59Do you now?
21:00This is my dog that I take to the beach.
21:02These are my skates.
21:04So, this is my puppy, Rufus.
21:08Rufus.
21:09He's been hit by a car.
21:11Oh.
21:12But I have the power to end his life.
21:15We get into a powerful position.
21:18Right?
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20And then like this.
21:22You're kneeled down here with your head, right where the hammer would be.
21:27Ten seconds.
21:29So, Jason?
21:30Yeah?
21:31I'm just going to read the second part of the task.
21:32Son of a bitch.
21:33It says,
21:34Stay completely still in your powerful pose for the next ten minutes.
21:48Least movement wins.
21:49Your time starts now.
21:50You understand the task?
21:52Uh-huh.
21:53This is a disaster.
22:04I expected Jason to show something like a man being executed as an example of power.
22:09But a puppy, Matthew.
22:11Powerful, isn't it? Powerful to think of.
22:13The murder of a puppy.
22:15Putting Rufus out of his misery was the idea.
22:18It is powerful.
22:20Fatih.
22:21Yeah?
22:22I must have missed the episode of Bear Grylls when he battled his way across some driveway gravel.
22:27It was like running through the Himalayas, she says.
22:33Listen, that shit was deep.
22:36What do you think people in the 80s...
22:41What do you think powerful people did in the 80s?
22:4480s.
22:45Power.
22:46Cool kids.
22:47Ah, yeah, yeah.
22:48Roller plays.
22:49I remember Ronald Reagan wore some skates around his neck when the Berlin Wall came down, didn't it?
22:54It's not really about the powerful positions.
22:56I know.
22:57It's how still they could be in that position.
22:58You want to see how they got on?
22:59Oh, God, do I?
23:00Sometimes you just can't beat a montage of people standing about in loads of pain.
23:05Here we go.
23:09How often do you want me to tell you the time?
23:11Not too often.
23:12OK.
23:13OK.
23:14Any regrets?
23:15Mm-hmm.
23:16How long has it been?
23:17It's been 34 seconds.
23:19OK.
23:20How do I not see this coming?
23:22This has got all the hallmarks of there's a second task.
23:25Nine minutes left.
23:26It's the twist in the spine I regret the most at this point.
23:31Oh, the benefit is I could really give you a whack right now.
23:37You're almost there.
23:38Just eight minutes to go.
23:39Oh, sure.
23:40Happy with your choice?
23:41Mm-hmm.
23:42The arm, the arm's a problem, is it?
23:44Mm-hmm.
23:45The arm's a knee.
23:46Oh, great.
23:49We're at two minutes.
23:50Oh, I'm going to do three and then I'm going to four.
23:57Can you just edit it, yeah?
23:59Because my trainer, she's a bitch, yeah?
24:01Right.
24:02She'll make me do, like, 20 bench lifts.
24:04Like, just edit it.
24:06Ooh, this left one is wobbly.
24:11Am I all right?
24:12Mm-mm.
24:13You're going to last?
24:14Mm.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Five minutes gone.
24:18Oh, God!
24:22Let me do another pose then.
24:23Right, okay.
24:25Mm-mm.
24:26It's taking so much effort.
24:29My back hurts, Jason.
24:30Your back's hurting?
24:31Uh-huh.
24:32All right, good.
24:33Lost your toes.
24:34Lost your toes?
24:35Me too.
24:36Little toes have gone.
24:37That's cute.
24:38Isn't it?
24:39Can you stay still?
24:41It's so boring.
24:4250 seconds.
24:43Oh...
24:46Errr...
24:47Ergh...
24:48Er...
24:49Ergh...
24:50Ergh...
24:51Ergh!
24:52Ergh!
24:53Ergh!
24:54Ergh!
24:55Eight seconds.
24:57Oh, my word.
24:58Smosh date!
24:59Oh-oh!
25:00Oh-oh !
25:01HE LAUGHS
25:08Thank you, Matthew. Thank you, Rufus.
25:14Fatia, when you say you smashed it, what do you mean?
25:20It seems to me everyone went through hell,
25:22screaming in agony for the positions.
25:25What you did, as far as I can work out,
25:27is you called your personal trainer a bitch
25:30and you asked the team to edit it for you?
25:33We did edit it quite a bit,
25:34cos you also said that Cliff Richard was a prick at one point.
25:41Yeah, that was hard, man.
25:43It was hard if you did it.
25:46I'm going to show you now, Jason and Matthew,
25:49their effort distilled so you can see how much they moved.
25:51Here we go.
25:53WHISTLE BLOWS
25:54WHISTLE BLOWS
25:56WHISTLE BLOWS
25:57WHISTLE BLOWS
25:58WHISTLE BLOWS
25:59WHISTLE BLOWS
26:00WHISTLE BLOWS
26:03Not bad.
26:04Matthew seconds from crying.
26:06Did you see his face?
26:08I was in...
26:10I was in pain for days.
26:12Yeah.
26:13Jason, you just looked like you were getting tighter and tighter.
26:17Yes.
26:18Angrier and angrier.
26:20I thought,
26:21oh, my God, he's going to smash Alex's head.
26:23I did!
26:24I did!
26:25I was desperate to.
26:26The longer it went,
26:27the more it seemed like the easiest solution to the test.
26:30I would have...
26:31A bit of lateral thinking.
26:35I'm afraid there are just two parts of the final to go
26:38with our five mighty competitors.
26:40But thankfully, when it does end,
26:43we'll still have each other.
26:51My sweet, sweet friend.
26:54APPLAUSE
26:55Hello!
26:56And welcome back to the third part of this Taskmaster final.
27:11Yes, they're trying to stay as still as possible for ten minutes
27:14in a most powerful pose while touching two objects.
27:17Least movement wins.
27:19Now, let's see how much Rosie and Stevie moved.
27:22Ooh.
27:23WHISTLE BLOWS
27:25WHISTLE BLOWS
27:27WHISTLE BLOWS
27:28WHISTLE BLOWS
27:29Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
27:31APPLAUSE
27:32Ten minutes.
27:33Pretty amazing.
27:34And you were actually in a difficult pose as well.
27:37LAUGHTER
27:38That classic power move.
27:40I'm at the roller rink!
27:42With all my friends.
27:44Really good, though.
27:45Yeah, for ten minutes.
27:46I've not got much to say.
27:47It's pretty good.
27:48Well, there is someone still to see,
27:49so you might have something to say.
27:51LAUGHTER
27:52They have been so still.
27:53So, so still.
27:54So still.
27:55And now, here is Fatia.
27:57WHISTLE BLOWS
27:58WHISTLE BLOWS
27:59WHISTLE BLOWS
28:00WHISTLE BLOWS
28:01WHISTLE BLOWS
28:02WHISTLE BLOWS
28:03WHISTLE BLOWS
28:04WHISTLE BLOWS
28:05WHISTLE BLOWS
28:06WHISTLE BLOWS
28:07WHISTLE BLOWS
28:08WHISTLE BLOWS
28:09WHISTLE BLOWS
28:10WHISTLE BLOWS
28:11WHISTLE BLOWS
28:12WHISTLE BLOWS
28:13All right.
28:14For last ten seconds, she was good.
28:16For nine minutes, 55.
28:18LAUGHTER
28:19I know.
28:20I just...
28:21Cos when I dropped my hand, I knew it was over, innit?
28:23So I thought, let me just talk.
28:24It's not all about points, is it?
28:26Do I start giving it?
28:28I'm not scared of you.
28:29If you come after me,
28:30I'll just go up someone's driveway.
28:32LAUGHTER
28:39Loose movement wins, Greg.
28:41One point to Fatia.
28:42OK.
28:43Yeah, I would say that Matthew's murderous character
28:45probably moved the most after Fatia.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Two points to Matthew.
28:49Probably Jason the third.
28:50Are you happy with that, Jason?
28:51I would say...
28:52Am I happy with it?
28:53Fuck no!
28:54LAUGHTER
28:55Thank you, Jason.
28:56And it's up to you.
28:57You saw how much they moved.
28:58Not a lot.
28:59I think that Stevie was clearly in such pain
29:01and I actually think she just had the edge, so...
29:04OK, so 4.085 to Stevie Martin.
29:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:11I only have a handful of points left to give this series.
29:14What have you got for me?
29:15I have got a team task, Greg,
29:17and it will hopefully involve your big three.
29:19Fast service, accurate pricing and great food.
29:23LAUGHTER
29:38Hello, team.
29:39Hello.
29:40This is proper nonsense, you know.
29:43LAUGHTER
29:44Hello, team.
29:45What team is it?
29:46I'd love it if you would address us by our team name.
29:48I can't remember your team name.
29:49I can't remember your team name.
29:50JV Martzoukas.
29:53Yeah!
29:55Provide the best drive-through experience.
29:58Ooh.
29:59Your first customer will arrive in five minutes from now.
30:03The next five customers will arrive every two minutes after that.
30:08They are expecting fast service.
30:10Accurate pricing.
30:11And great food.
30:12And great food.
30:13Your time starts now.
30:15So, what's closest?
30:17I just want to see...
30:18So, we should alternate, right?
30:19So, whoever orders...
30:20Holy shit, there's so much stuff.
30:23Are you good at cooking?
30:25I can make food.
30:26Can you count?
30:27I can... yeah.
30:29Do you want to do the counting?
30:30OK.
30:31Let's start making...
30:32Making.
30:33Warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside.
30:36Yeah.
30:37All right, what is it?
30:38Warm bread sandwich with butter.
30:39Oh, no.
30:40What a pentagon.
30:41What a pentagon.
30:42Like a 50p piece.
30:44A small flower castle with a moat.
30:47OK.
30:48Draw a pentagon, aren't they?
30:49OK, give me that.
30:50First customer in one minute 20.
30:51Is that a pentagon?
30:52Do you know the pentagon in America?
30:53That's what it looks like.
30:54Do you not know it?
30:55That's the government building, isn't it?
30:56Accurate pricing and great food.
30:59Yes.
31:00Come on, then.
31:01Be nice to anyone who comes.
31:02Of course.
31:03Of course.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:09Well, Jamie and Mark Zukas immediately seem like a very efficient team to me.
31:14The other team, erm...
31:16LAUGHTER
31:17No, I think it's the mark of a good team that one person runs around
31:20trying to address the task while the other two debate what a shape is.
31:24LAUGHTER
31:26Shall we kick it off, then?
31:28Let's get stuck in.
31:29OK.
31:30Last time it is.
31:31Jason and Stevie first.
31:37Hello?
31:38Hello.
31:39Hi there.
31:40Hello, little boy.
31:41How are you?
31:42I'm good.
31:43I'm hungry.
31:44Great.
31:45What can I get you?
31:46OK.
31:47Cut into a...
31:48Sorry, but can I have it cut into a pentagon shape?
31:49OK.
31:50Stevie, warm toast.
31:51Cut into a pentagon.
31:53And fizzy milk, please, is the drink.
31:55A drizzle.
31:56A drizzle.
31:57A drizzle, a medium.
31:58And no size, please.
31:59I think I'm already going to have an Earth's breakdown.
32:01So where do I go?
32:03You're going to have to pay down here.
32:04OK.
32:05Am I following you?
32:06Yes, please.
32:07Hey, this is a great start.
32:08Can you repeat literally everything you just said?
32:10Yes, some toast cut into a pentagon.
32:12Yep.
32:13And a little bit of milk.
32:14Oh, hello.
32:15Pentagon.
32:16Hi.
32:17Hi there.
32:18I've ordered back there.
32:19How much do I owe you?
32:20OK, yes.
32:21It's just going to be...
32:22Type price.
32:23Press for drink.
32:24Main side press conf...
32:25What?
32:32Oh, boy.
32:33Oh, there's somebody.
32:34Son of a bitch.
32:38I need to get back in the kitchen.
32:40Please take the payment quickly.
32:42I guess...
32:43There's your ticket.
32:44Hello.
32:45Your food will be available at the window here, please.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:49Very reasonable, thank you.
32:50Oh, sorry.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Second order coming in.
32:53Ah.
32:54Oh, hello.
32:55Hello.
32:56Welcome to the JV Marzoukas deli.
32:57Hello.
32:58Thank you for dining at JV Marzoukas.
33:01Your pentagon of toast and your milk.
33:02We're an organisation that is dedicated to bringing delicious, sustainable...
33:06Goblet?
33:07Is it fizzy, the milk?
33:08Er...
33:09In a way.
33:10Meant to be fizzy.
33:11Locally sourced food from around the area...
33:13What the fuck?
33:14...to you and anybody else around.
33:16So how can I help you?
33:17Burnt toast and just a drizzle of milk, please.
33:20Sure.
33:21Ah.
33:22Wow.
33:23OK, I've got...
33:24I do have to go.
33:25I've got a meeting.
33:26Absolutely, there you go.
33:27I'd love to tell you just a little bit about the establishment.
33:29So that's going to be $3.50.
33:30We started during peak pandemic.
33:33You're a wonderful little guy.
33:34Ah.
33:36We started out of our kitchen.
33:37That's $4.75.
33:38We're a couple.
33:39Pay at the geodesic dog.
33:40We're in love.
33:41You OK?
33:42Yes!
33:43So that was $7.74.
33:45We love making food for people.
33:47Hello.
33:48This is your burnt toast with a drizzle of milk.
33:49Here is your steamed bread.
33:50Homemade confessions.
33:51Here is ten ice cubes in a little tower for you.
33:53Have a great day.
33:54Thank you very much.
33:56What you're doing is great out there.
33:57Thank you for your service.
33:58I appreciate that.
33:59Yeah.
34:00Have a nice day.
34:01You as well.
34:02So that'll be $1.50.
34:03There you go.
34:04We thought, why not do some good for the world?
34:05We're going to need a small flower castle with a moat.
34:08Extra gluten, please.
34:09On it.
34:10I've already made it.
34:11Absolutely crushing it, baby.
34:13I'm pretty good at this.
34:14And people just loved it.
34:16Here is the flower castle with a little moat.
34:19Is there extra gluten?
34:21Extra gluten?
34:22One second.
34:23I'm so sorry.
34:24They love what we're doing.
34:25So, here we are.
34:26Now, what can I get you?
34:28I'm going to need a minute to slug out of gluten.
34:30I'm so sorry.
34:31There's a little gluten flag for your castle.
34:32I'm going to pop that.
34:34Have a great day.
34:35Have a great day.
34:36Have an amazing day.
34:39Thank you for dining at JV Matsukas.
34:42We're your family.
34:51Wow.
34:52I genuinely think you should go into business together.
34:56It was actually really clever of Jason, wasn't it,
34:59to start speaking absolute bullshit.
35:02Because it just slowed it all down so beautifully.
35:05So clever.
35:06We've not seen that side of you before, Jason.
35:08No.
35:09The clever side?
35:10Have a minute about that.
35:11Listen, asshole.
35:12It was great.
35:15I loved hearing the backstory.
35:17You were so polite.
35:18My favourite line of the whole thing,
35:20and I know that you were genuinely proud of yourself
35:22when you went,
35:23I've already made it.
35:25What a delight it was to be in the company
35:32of this wonderful family-run business.
35:35Now, I like to be even-handed,
35:38so I'm looking forward to seeing the next one.
35:41And I don't think that it will necessarily
35:43be an absolute shit-shot.
35:46LAUGHTER
35:48Well, we're here already.
35:49The trophy ceremony is coming.
35:51But let's not forget,
35:52someone will also be strutting home
35:54with some mannequin legs in a bin,
35:56and the physical manifestation of a period.
35:59You say what you want about this show,
36:01but we are classy as fuck!
36:04APPLAUSE
36:14Oh, hello!
36:16Welcome back, and here we go,
36:18the final part of the series.
36:20I know, and if I knew how to cry,
36:22I would cry.
36:23The Taskmaster drive-through is open,
36:25and we've already seen JV Matsoukas selling their wares.
36:28Now for the team of three,
36:29who are obviously at a big advantage.
36:31They just have to control one station each,
36:33so I dread to think how much
36:35they're going to show up the other team.
36:37LAUGHTER
36:38Let's see.
36:47Hi there.
36:48Can I have some warm bread sandwich, please?
36:49Of course you can.
36:50So, where's the fries, though?
36:52I feel... I wonder... I worry...
36:54I worry I shouldn't have been in here,
36:56cos I... I...
36:57You all right?
36:58Right.
36:59I'm with the customer.
37:00Shut up.
37:01What?
37:02OK, listen up.
37:03I need a warm bread sandwich
37:05with butter on the outside
37:07in a pentagon shape.
37:09And I also need...
37:10Hello?
37:1150 milk in a small size.
37:16Hello!
37:17Hello!
37:18Oh, you've got that. Thank you, Roger.
37:19All there.
37:20Where do I pay?
37:21£8.55.
37:23So, you were the pentagon, um...
37:27I'm in a bit of a hurry.
37:28Hello, sir.
37:29Hello.
37:30How can I help you, sir?
37:31Could I have a burnt toast?
37:32Yes, of course.
37:34Fast food, they said.
37:36LAUGHTER
37:38Er, so that's also...
37:40Sorry.
37:41One moment, sir.
37:43£8.55, please.
37:44Right.
37:45There's your change, sir.
37:46OK, where do I go?
37:47Erm, if you'd like to just reverse back up to the food counter,
37:51that's where the food...
37:52Well, I know that's where they're preparing the food,
37:54that's where I get it as well, is it?
37:55Where would you like it, sir?
37:57Or where they deliver it?
38:02Where would you like it?
38:04That's a nice for your help.
38:05OK, you're welcome.
38:06Have a good day.
38:07Bye.
38:08I'll reverse if you want me to.
38:09No, don't reverse, cos there's another customer coming.
38:10OK, here's what we need.
38:11We need a slice of first coat
38:14and a drizzle of milk.
38:18Where do I go?
38:21Sorry, Matthew, where do I get the food?
38:23Matthew?
38:24That's ill milk, dirty milk, or is it just normal spill milk?
38:27Hello.
38:28Can you just head on round this?
38:29Just round there, is it?
38:30OK, right, thank you.
38:33Here you go.
38:34Enjoy your meal, sir.
38:35Erm, ice cubes in the power.
38:37OK.
38:40Your toast's coming!
38:41It's just getting burnt!
38:42How's it going, guys?
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45Going well, thanks.
38:48Coming!
38:49This isn't burnt.
38:50Sorry, it's raining out here.
38:52I've got the ice.
38:53Who ordered the ice?
38:55Ah, no.
38:56Oh, that's me.
38:57OK, there you go.
38:58Thank you very much.
38:59I need one small flower castle with a moat.
39:03Just making sure the toast is nice and burnt for you.
39:05OK, thank you.
39:06Are you OK?
39:07Yeah, I'm just doing this flower castle.
39:09Was it a small flower castle with a moat, sir?
39:12Yes, it was.
39:13Matt, listen.
39:14The guy's a little bit leery, innit?
39:15So, if you start giving it, just call me, I'll come round.
39:1899 feet, please.
39:19Perfect.
39:20There you are, sir.
39:21Thank you so much.
39:22Right, the guy's asking for the moat, and I told him it's the size of your hand.
39:26What is a moat?
39:28Hello?
39:29How are you getting on with the burnt toast?
39:31Busy burning.
39:32That person came through ten minutes ago.
39:34What is going on?
39:35I'm going.
39:38Ah, Matthew.
39:39Is it Matthew?
39:40Is it Matthew?
39:41Good afternoon, sir.
39:42Hello again.
39:43Hello.
39:44Sorry, sir.
39:45There was another guy waiting, actually, for some burnt toast.
39:47Oh, he got quite high rate and he had to dash.
39:49I've got another customer.
39:50So, I can't actually look like soldiers.
39:52I need these bread.
39:54I'll make confetti from all jerky water.
39:57A small bit of water.
39:58Hello?
39:59Hello?
40:00Guys, am I doing an actual soldier?
40:02Or is it the soldiers that you dip in your dippy eggs?
40:05No, it's an actual soldier.
40:06Like, what do you mean?
40:07What does a soldier look like?
40:08Well, I guess if there's a sense of limbs...
40:10Hello!
40:11Does that look like anyone's small dirty water and steamed bread?
40:15Do you remember the sort of...
40:17Yeah, sorry for your weight.
40:19Guys, there's no more customers left.
40:20Do you want me to come and help you?
40:22I think they're all, um...
40:24They're all happy at the moment.
40:26I think we may be good.
40:27Yeah.
40:28Well done.
40:29Well done.
40:30Well done.
40:33Where do I start?
40:35I think maybe the guy on the till is a stoner?
40:38I was really fixated that it was going to be judged
40:42on the accuracy of the pricing.
40:44It's part of it.
40:45And so I really didn't want to get the maths wrong.
40:48And I've never...
40:49So what were you doing down there?
40:50You were adding things...
40:51I was adding...
40:52Yeah.
40:53LAUGHTER
40:54I was trying to be deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
40:57LAUGHTER
40:58APPLAUSE
41:03You turning on your team from the start.
41:05I'm with a customer.
41:06Shut up!
41:07LAUGHTER
41:08Guys getting a bit leery.
41:11LAUGHTER
41:12I think if this had been further into the series,
41:14we wouldn't have put Fatio in the front facing.
41:17LAUGHTER
41:18The team of three did take a lot longer,
41:21cos we only had two of those bicycles
41:23and we were meant to go round in a loop each time,
41:24but one of us had to use a scooter in the end
41:26because there was such a delay.
41:28LAUGHTER
41:29Average wait time of 31 seconds, team of two,
41:32average wait time of 2 minutes 41 for the team of three.
41:36What they didn't do was any prep beforehand,
41:38whereas the other team had everything...
41:39The toast was already burning.
41:40Everything was ready,
41:41whereas you were trying to burn the toast for 16 minutes.
41:42One customer left.
41:43Did you say 16 minutes?
41:45Yeah.
41:46Well, they kept popping up,
41:47then you'd leave it for quite a while and put it down.
41:48LAUGHTER
41:49The thing about us is we won't compromise on quality.
41:52LAUGHTER
41:53That is one thing we won't do.
41:55APPLAUSE
41:57Obviously, the team of two were superior.
42:01Five points to the team of two.
42:03Hmm...
42:04Four.
42:05LAUGHTER
42:06Bullshit.
42:08There's got to be more other golfs than that.
42:10It was chaos.
42:11Give them three points each.
42:12OK.
42:13Team of three gets three.
42:14Team of two gets five points.
42:15And wins are five.
42:16There we go.
42:17OK.
42:18OK, everyone, this is it.
42:20Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the series.
42:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:26I hoped we'd end on something big.
42:39Who is going to read the final task out?
42:43Stevie is going to read the final task out.
42:45OK.
42:46Get the most carrot in your bucket.
42:49You must hold your hands behind your back at all times.
42:52You have 100 seconds.
42:54Yes.
42:55I should say the carrot in the bucket must be liberated from its string and helmet.
42:59You can't just lean down, as I imagine most of you...
43:02Oh, so it's going to be freed in some way.
43:04It must be freed.
43:05OK.
43:06Good luck.
43:07It's the climax.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09What?
43:10LAUGHTER
43:11Oh!
43:12Oh!
43:13Woo!
43:16Ow!
43:17Can you...
43:18Can you do this?
43:19It must be liberated.
43:21Josie's done it.
43:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:24Has it got to be off the string?
43:28It must be off the string.
43:29It must be off the string.
43:30Oh, fuck off.
43:31LAUGHTER
43:33Only 53 seconds left.
43:54Whoa.
43:55Oh, God!
43:57Oh!
43:58Oh!
43:59Oh, lovely!
44:0230 seconds.
44:05Yes!
44:06Oh!
44:08Oh!
44:09Oh!
44:10Oh!
44:11Oh!
44:1220 seconds.
44:1320 seconds.
44:20It's got a bit of carrot in the mouth.
44:21What's going to happen now?
44:2210 seconds.
44:23Bite into it.
44:24Bite into it.
44:25Spit it out.
44:26One!
44:27Oh!
44:28Oh!
44:29Two!
44:30One!
44:31One!
44:32Two!
44:33Two!
44:34One!
44:35Yes!
44:36Come on, Romney!
44:37Yes!
44:38It's lit in here!
44:40It's lit in here!
44:41That's the whistle gun.
44:42Are we all finished?
44:43Yeah, we finished a little while ago.
44:44Oh!
44:45Oh, that's what the reason we've gone.
44:47Are we all finished? Yeah, we finished a little while ago.
44:50Oh!
44:55We're at base, your final scores. Come down and join me.
45:06Exactly what we were hoping for.
45:08So, it was going to be most carrot in the bucket.
45:10It turned out to be more of a race because Jason used his technique
45:13of mild violence this time to manage to shake off the whole carrot
45:16almost immediately.
45:17With speed and amount of carrot taking into account,
45:20Jason got the five points.
45:21Stevie, four.
45:22Matt, three.
45:23Rosie, two.
45:24And Fatia, one point.
45:29So, it's been a strong episode for JV Martzoukas.
45:32Jason ends up in second place with 20 points,
45:34but Stevie wins the episode with 22 points.
45:38Stevie wins the episode.
45:40These double bands on the stage can take your things
45:42that will make you double-time!
45:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:53Well, well, well, our journey is at an end.
46:04Five entered this arena, ready to give everything,
46:07and everything they have given.
46:09But who is about to be crowned Tusk Supremo?
46:13My faithful, featureless little sausage dog.
46:17Please reveal the final scores.
46:20OK, then.
46:21Well, it's been full-on.
46:22It's been a bit much for me.
46:23But we have in last place.
46:26She was in second briefly with 141 points.
46:29It's the magnificent Fatia!
46:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:35And just above her in fourth place,
46:38she was in second for most of the series,
46:40but a real slump at the end with 149 points,
46:42it's Rosie Ramsay!
46:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:47And that's because one person has climbed above you by one point.
46:51He was last for nearly the entirety of the series,
46:53but Jason Mantzoukas has 150 points!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:01Only two left with 154 points.
47:04But she won this episode.
47:05In second place is Stevie Martin!
47:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:09And the winner, 15 points ahead, with 169 points.
47:15Our new Taskmaster Champion is...
47:19Matthew Bainter!
47:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:22...
47:32...
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