- 03/07/2025
Taskmaster - S19 E10 - The Final The Clever Side
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00:00This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:36Hello!
00:37Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final!
00:46Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears,
00:49and we are a short hour away from crowning not just any clown,
00:53the King of the Clowns!
00:55What makes a champion, ladies and gentlemen?
00:57Blood, we've seen it.
00:58Sweat, all five of our contestants stink of it.
01:01Tears, every night when he wets the bed.
01:03Sorry!
01:04We all have the ingredients for one final pie,
01:08the glory pie.
01:11Please...
01:13Meet the meat that hopes to end up being its filling.
01:23They are...
01:24Fatih Al Ghori!
01:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:27Jason Mandzuka!
01:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:30Matti Bainton!
01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:33Rosie Ramsey!
01:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36And Stevie Martin!
01:40And next to me, a man who tells me
01:42the secret to a happy marriage is simple.
01:45Respect.
01:46Making time for your personal space
01:49and never telling your wife, Rachel,
01:51how boring all her stories are.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Ooh!
01:56Ooh!
01:57Ooh!
01:58Ooh!
01:59Ooh!
02:00Ooh!
02:01Ooh!
02:02Ooh!
02:03Ooh!
02:04Ooh!
02:05Ooh!
02:07Greg, it's the last episode, so I thought,
02:09it's about time we renew our vows.
02:11Don't you think?
02:13Yeah.
02:14I've written mine.
02:15I, Alex Horne, solemnly swear to protect you
02:18till the day one of us is dead.
02:21He's yours.
02:24I, Greg Davies, solemnly swear to express my respect and admiration for you
02:28as often as I breathe each breath.
02:30Part two.
02:32LAUGHTER
02:33From today onward, you and I will be one in heart, body and mind.
02:38Need so much for me, part three.
02:39Yeah.
02:41And the general rule of thumb with comedy is there's only three parts.
02:45LAUGHTER
02:47You are my sunrise and sunset.
02:50My day starts and ends with you.
02:51I'm the luckiest person alive to be standing with you today
02:54and to be facing life with you every day.
02:56That's what I feel as well.
02:57Last one.
02:59Four.
03:00The rule of four.
03:01Let us build a home.
03:03Yes.
03:04A life and a family from these bonds
03:07and promise to stick together through all life's challenges.
03:09You are my fire, my one desire.
03:11There's definitely another one.
03:13That is it.
03:14I put dot, dot, dot because that's the bit I really meant.
03:16OK.
03:17A paid employee will have printed all those out.
03:19Work experience.
03:20Yep.
03:22Time for the final prize test category of the series.
03:25What is it?
03:26Yes, Greg, it's an important one and that's why the category is
03:28the thing most likely to make you do a double take.
03:34Good old Greg will give five points to the thing
03:36that prompts the biggest delayed surprised reaction.
03:39At the end of the episode,
03:40the winner will double take all five things home with them.
03:43All right, then.
03:44Matthew, what have you brought in that'll make me double take?
03:46It is boots in a bin.
03:53Boots in a bin.
03:54Thank you, sir.
03:55Great.
03:56And it really does look like there's a body in there.
03:59Yeah.
04:00It's a strong start.
04:01Thank you. Simple.
04:02Clean.
04:03Fatia. Yeah.
04:04You've made me double take all series.
04:06My thing is geezers with beards.
04:09Oh.
04:10Have you...
04:12This is crazy.
04:13Have you ever farted in front of a cat?
04:15It was only a matter of time until someone asked.
04:25So, yeah, you know, like, if you fart in front of a cat, yeah,
04:30it goes like this.
04:31And that's what happens when I see a geezer with a beard, right?
04:34Because a lot of Muslim men grow beards.
04:36And so, is this beard for somebody that you might find attractive
04:40but who doesn't have a beard so you can just put it right on him?
04:43No, we just couldn't find a guy with a beard that I liked.
04:46Oh.
04:47So I said you...
04:50Excellent.
04:53So, if I've understood you correctly, you've brought a beard in
04:56because you always double take when you see a man with a beard
04:58because you find them attractive but you're hoping that that man
05:00is a Muslim.
05:01Yeah.
05:02What I haven't quite worked out is the whole farting in front of a cat.
05:07Don't worry about that.
05:08Just leave that, yeah?
05:09Yeah, leave that.
05:10That's the reaction because that's what I'm like.
05:12Backstage you said this was your best one.
05:17It is.
05:18It is my best one.
05:20OK.
05:21Jason.
05:22I bought this at a yard sale maybe 30 years ago.
05:25It has lived in the kitchen of every house or apartment that I've
05:28ever lived in and it never fails to get a double take from people
05:31when I show it to them.
05:39You look back again.
05:41I looked again so I could read most meals with dad.
05:44Yes.
05:45That's what got me.
05:46That's the double take.
05:47I'd like to think maybe someday, it's not just that I own it,
05:50but someday I'll earn it.
05:55Even if you'll eat with your father more often.
05:57Wouldn't that be great?
05:58OK.
05:59It's absolutely weird.
06:01Stevie.
06:02Oh, I forgot mine.
06:04I forgot mine.
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:15I was going silent that whole time because I didn't want you to
06:17look at my stupid shoulder.
06:21That is strong.
06:24Genuinely wasn't expecting it.
06:25Do a genuine double take.
06:26Great.
06:27Rosie.
06:28I have brought a life-size interpretation of my monthly period.
06:36Here she is.
06:37Here she is.
06:41Look at it again, Greg.
06:42Look at it again.
06:45What's your problem?
06:46Why do you hate Wendy?
06:47Can it be a double take if you never look at a thing more than once?
06:50Take it all in.
06:51It's just nature.
06:52Yeah.
06:53And it's absolutely empowering.
06:57Yes.
06:58Very good.
06:59Very good.
07:00Very good.
07:01The thing most likely to make you do a double take, Greg.
07:03What's the thing most likely...?
07:04OK, well, if I...
07:05This is going to ruin my potential marriage to Fatia, I think.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08Because I don't double take up men with beards.
07:10So it's one to Fatia.
07:11Again.
07:14Two points to Matthew.
07:16I've seen well he's in the bim.
07:18Sorry.
07:19No, I don't have.
07:20Excuse me.
07:23As much as I love meals with Dad, I'm going to give it three points.
07:26If I saw that blob thing walk past me, I would mega take...
07:32..and be disturbed by it.
07:34But it's her finest work.
07:35She fooled us all.
07:36I did a genuine double take.
07:38Stevie takes five points.
07:39Well done, Stephen Martin.
07:43Right, let's get this party started.
07:45Give me a task proper.
07:46Yes, and what could be more apt than an emotive task
07:49involving the sands of time?
07:51And some brightly coloured boxes.
07:53Hello.
07:54It's nice in there, isn't it?
07:55I feel like I'm in a microwave.
07:56Thanks.
07:57Cool.
07:58I'm not going to be too fast now.
07:59You're not going to be too fast?
08:00I'm going to take my time.
08:01Okay.
08:02And be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:03Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:04I'm not going to be too fast now.
08:06You're not going to be too fast?
08:07I'm going to take my time.
08:08Okay.
08:09And be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:10completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:11The yellow box with sand.
08:39hold that box for the rest of the task once once you have touched a box you must hold that box for
08:48the rest of the task right well i haven't touched any from saying that fastest wins okay so this
08:59seems to be a situation under here i'd love you to read the last line i would love to but i just
09:04want to figure out how this thing works have you started the clock no great
09:09i'm tempted to your time starts now
09:19stevie um what are you going to be i think it might be a catchphrase that people could
09:24use for you going forward so i just want to shine a light on that you said okay
09:28i'm going to be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions
09:32i'm going to go through some rules yeah well you didn't need to worry about the touching till
09:40after you said your time starts now don't worry about that fill the yellow box up with sand if
09:44you touch a box you've got to hold the box first up we're going to see fattier rosy and sandy
09:49sand we're going to see sand so how are you going to do this because they don't want to touch anything
10:03oh you've just touched the orange one so far why are you stating the obvious
10:10oh shoot there's another box in here i can just grab the sand can't i i'm not touching the box just like
10:18this just like this
10:19oh you're carrying that one as well then now oh oh dear right you've touched all the boxes now
10:40it says living room right do i have to go to the living room if we go can i boot the door in yeah
10:54oh that was a bad idea the yellow box is upside down now oh that's my sandwich
11:02oh you're taking a piss you're taking the absolute face oh my god okay shed oh my god oh my god
11:17it's going in your head is it yeah
11:26oh what is this why is there all these boxes
11:32yeah you're wobbling it in yeah is it working um no no oh
11:40oh is it completely full of sand i think so there's no more sand anyway would you like me to stop the
11:57clock yeah it's half empty ah this is what we're going to do i'm going to
12:02put that in here yeah i think that's a good idea okay
12:08you're a prick
12:14is it full yes it's full bruv
12:16i've done the clock congratulations that was impressive
12:19that's what i didn't realize that you uh special forces track
12:26the kicking in of the door incredible and then i used to keep hold of all the boxes
12:34i lost my balance i've got really bad balance yeah i saw yes
12:39you did some great facial expressions during that and i was amazed at just how proud you were when you
12:44put that orange box on your head yeah well i've captured it for posterity here it is
12:52i suspect neither of them succeeded look neither of them completely filled it with sand but they did
12:57their best and that's all that counts not normally no who's next next up is two men who are prodigious
13:05actors a skill of course that has no use in this task whatsoever it's jason and matt
13:12there's not that's not going to all be sand is it there's going to be a trick
13:15is there sand anywhere else alex i don't know i don't know
13:23ah i see this box has actually quite little sand in it i've managed to ascertain that without
13:30touching the box yet that's that's a trap
13:38okay we've got some sort of contraption here
13:40how you doing where else is there sand there's only sand in here
13:55the thorough search has turned up
14:02sand
14:07aha
14:10it seems four
14:17i've stopped the clock great thank you alex thank you jason
14:28i mean lovely very indicative of the two nations from whence you both came jason has unbelievable
14:34self-belief throughout he believes everything will go right and matthew presumes as is correct that
14:40everything will go wrong and is absolutely amazed when it doesn't but pretty sharp yeah
14:46fast jason four minutes 21 matt was one minute 25. wow
14:51oh finally the argument settled we are better
14:59okay break time there's three parts left to go so maybe try and pace yourselves with the booze for a
15:04change yeah stay to you
15:18yes here we are it's the taskmaster final and it's the start of part two that's right and i've just had a
15:24bowl of muesli it's fiber content helps keep my digestive system moving smoothly
15:28preventing constipation and other digestive problems the current task involves trying to
15:32completely fill the yellow box with sand there's just one person left and that person's name is
15:37still stevie martin right oh i've made a terrible mistake that's not
15:51the sand's outside the dome isn't it
16:02i've got massive hands i forgot
16:12oh yeah it's fine
16:21i can't walk there has to be a little bit of this
16:34oh why should i move it
16:41no that's obviously why would i do oh what shed whoa
16:51what have you just seen a box that says the word sand on it right
17:01are you touching another box i'm touching all of the boxes right
17:05it's got a sheet of sandpaper in it yeah it says sandpaper on the box
17:10i can't deal with that now right i actually need to think about where i'm going
17:21okay yeah all right
17:30okay are you holding the yellow box no but i've got like a bit of a body on it
17:39after the clock
17:39what was she promised she would be oh she was so deliberate in her thoughts and emotions
17:52but filled her box up didn't she writer it took her nearly 20 minutes but she did
18:01you did it in the end incredibly though you're not going to come last incredible
18:06let's get some scores so first of all there's no doubt the winner of the task is mr matt baynton he
18:10gets five points the other box fillers jason you get four points in a second for four minutes and stevie
18:20you took 17 and a half minutes but you get three points i presume and well because the box was
18:24definitely full of sand yes but now we're into murky territory with these two it is such murky
18:29territory now i should technically give you both nothing but because this is the final i'm trying to be
18:33generous you put that sand pot in yeah and that is made of sand yeah well i guess it was over the
18:39top of the box yeah i'm tempted to give fatty a two points and i feel pretty bad for you you know
18:44you've made a fool of yourself with that box on your head so i didn't give you one point
18:47well not rosie one to rosie two to fatia but matthew bainton wins the task
18:53can you give me the scores please yes well fatty and rosie are still at the bottom but at the top with
18:58eight points it's stevie martin what are we going to do next alex horn freeze
19:17oh
19:30what's all that nonsense are my bear grills making me walk through rocks what's going on
19:37nice please oh yeah that is nice it's gorgeous isn't it it's an inflatable
19:41it's not okay freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose
19:57she's a windy one
19:57it doesn't bode well that inanimate objects can't freeze on the spot
20:11freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose in five minutes from now i'm assuming that's my spot
20:17it is you must be touching two of the objects your time started when you acknowledged alex
20:27is that it probably most powerful pose
20:33this place is quite regal in it so regal people have dogs all the time
20:38the power over life and death i could kill a dog
20:43from the 80s when they used to have these around their necks they were quite powerful people
20:50the most powerful thing in the world is obviously people who sometimes are made of them so if i
20:55told this oh shit i want to stand up on these two things do you now this is my dog that i take to the
21:02beach these are my skates so this is my puppy rufus rufus and he's been hit by a car oh but i have the power
21:13to end his life you get into a powerful position right and then like this you're kneel down here with
21:24your head right where the hammer would be 10 seconds okay jason yeah i'm just going to read the
21:40second part of the task son of a it says stay completely still in your powerful pose for the
21:46next 10 minutes least movement wins your time starts now you understand the task uh-huh this
21:54is a disaster
22:03i expected jason to show something like a man being executed as an example of power but a puppy
22:11powerful isn't it powerful to the murder of a puppy putting it out of its me putting rufus out
22:16of his misery was the idea it is powerful fatia yeah i must have uh missed the episode of bear
22:23grills when he battled his way across some driveway gravel
22:30it was like running through the himalayas she said listen that shit was deep
22:35what do you think uh people in the 80s powerful people did in the 80s
22:4580s power cool kids oh yeah yeah i remember ronald reagan wore some skates around his neck
22:52when the berlin wall came down didn't it it's not really about the powerful position i know how still
22:57they could be in that position you want to see how they got on oh god do i sometimes you just can't
23:02beat a montage of people standing about in loads of pain here we go how often do you want me to tell
23:10you the time not too often okay any regrets how long has it been it's been 34 seconds okay
23:20how do i not see this coming this has got all the hallmarks of there's a second task nine minutes
23:26left it's the twist in the spine i regret the most at this point oh the benefit is i could really
23:34give you a whack right now you're almost there just eight minutes to go happy with your choice
23:42the arm the arm's a problem is it how's the knee
23:49we're at two minutes oh i'm gonna do three and then i'm gonna i'm gonna
23:53ask for can you just edit it yeah because my trainer she's a bitch yeah she'll make me do like 20
24:03bench lifts like just edit it this left one is wobbly
24:08oh well all right you're gonna last yeah five minutes gone oh
24:22let me do another pose then right
24:26he's taking so much effort my back hurts jason your back's hurting uh-huh all right good
24:33lots of toys lots of toys me two little toys have gone that's cute isn't it can you stay still
24:41it's so boring 50 seconds
24:53eight seconds
24:57oh my word smashed it
25:03thank you matthew thank you rufus
25:14fatia when you say you smashed it what do you mean it seems to me everyone went through hell
25:22screaming in agony for the positions what you did as far as i can work out is you called your personal
25:28trainer a bitch and you asked the team to edit it for you we did have to do it quite a bit because
25:34you also said that cliff richard was a prick at one point
25:42yeah that was hard man it was hard if you did it
25:47i'm going to show you now jason and matthew their effort distilled so you can see how much they moved
25:51here we go
26:04matthew seconds from crying
26:06did you see his face i was in pain for days yeah jason you just looked like you were getting tighter
26:17and tighter angrier and angry i thought oh my god he's gonna smash out
26:24i was desperate to the longer it went the more it seemed like the easiest solution to the test
26:31a bit of lateral thinking
26:35i'm afraid there are just two parts of the final to go with our five mighty competitors
26:41but thankfully when it does end we'll still have each other
26:51my sweet sweet friend
27:00and welcome back to the third part of this taskmaster final
27:11yes they're trying to stay as still as possible for 10 minutes in a most powerful pose
27:15while touching two objects least movement wins now let's see how much rosie and stevie moved
27:22oh
27:34pretty amazing and you were actually in a difficult pose as well
27:39that classic power move
27:41i'm at the roller rink with all my friends
27:45really good yeah for 10 minutes i've not got much to say it's pretty good well there is someone still
27:50to see so you might have something to say they have been so still so so still so still
27:56and now here is fatia
28:04i'm not scared of you if you come after me i'll just go up someone's driveway
28:32uh
28:39uh
28:39loose movement wins great one point to fatia okay yeah i would say that matthew's murderous
28:45character probably moved the most after fatia yeah two points to matthew
28:48probably jason and third are you happy with that i would say am i happy with it
28:51look but no
28:55please jason and it's up to you you saw how much they they moved not a lot i think that stevie was
29:00clearly in such pain and i actually think she just had the edge so okay so 4.085 to stevie martin
29:07and we have a handful of points left to give this series what have you got for me i have got a
29:16team task greg and it will hopefully involve your big three fast service accurate pricing and great food
29:22hello team hello
29:39this is proper nonsense you know hello team what team is it i'd love it if you would address us
29:48by our team name i can't remember your team name jv martzoukas yeah provide the best drive-through
29:58experience your first customer will arrive in five minutes from now the next five customers will arrive
30:06every two minutes after that they are expecting fast service accurate pricing and great food
30:14your time starts now so what's the closest i just want to so we should alternate right so
30:19whoever orders holy there's so much stuff are you good at cooking i can make food can you count
30:27like yeah do you want to do the counting okay let's start making making can you start making
30:34warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside yeah all right what is it warm bread sandwich with butter
30:40oh no what's a pentagon what's a pentagon about a 50p piece uh a small flower castle with a moat
30:48okay draw a pentagon okay give me that first customer in one minute 20. is that a pentagon do you know
30:53the pentagon in america that's what it looks like do you not know it that's the government building
30:57accurate pricing and great food yes come on then be nice to the to anyone who comes
31:03of course
31:09well jv martzoukas immediately seemed like a very efficient team to me and the other team um
31:15um no i think it's the mark of a good team that one person runs around trying to address the task
31:21while the other two debate what a shape is
31:27should we kick it off then let's get stuck in okay well for the last time it is jason and stevie first
31:37hello hello hi there hello little boy how are you i'm good i'm hungry great what can i get you i'll have
31:44some warm bread sandwich please okay cut into it sorry but can i have it cut into a pentagon
31:49shape okay stevie warm toast cut into a pentagon and fizzy milk please is the drink a drizzle a
31:56medium i think i'm already gonna have enough breakdown so where do i go uh you're gonna have
32:03to pay down here okay oh yeah am i following you yes please hey this is a great start can you repeat
32:09literally everything you just said yes some toast cut into a pentagon yeah and a little bit of
32:14milk oh hello hi hi there i've ordered back there how much do i owe you um it's just going to be
32:22type price press for drink main side press conf what oh boy hello there's somebody son of a
32:35bitch i need to get back in the kitchen please take the payment quickly i guess there's your ticket
32:45your food will be available at the window here please thank you so much very reasonable thank you
32:51sorry yeah second order coming in ah oh hello welcome to the jv martzoukas deli hello thank you for
32:59dining at jv martzoukas your pentagon of toast and your milk we're an organization that is dedicated
33:05to bringing delicious sustainable is it fizzy the milk uh in a way meant to be fizzy locally sourced
33:11food from around the area what the to you and anybody else around so how can i help you burnt toast and
33:18just a drizzle of milk please sure wow okay i do have to go i've got a meeting absolutely there you go
33:26i'd love to tell you just a little bit about the establishment so that's going to be 350 we started
33:31during peak pandemic thank you you're a wonderful little guy ah thank you we started out of our kitchen
33:37that's 475 we're a couple uh pay at the geodesic guy we're in love you okay yeah so that was
33:44774 we love making food for people hello this is your burnt toast with a drizzle of milk here's your
33:50steamed bread homemade confessions here is 10 ice cubes in a little tower for you have a great day
33:55very much thank you what you're doing is great out there thank you for your service i appreciate that
33:59yeah nice day for you as well so that'll be 150 there you go we thought why not do some good for the
34:05world we're gonna need a small flower castle with a moat extra gluten please on it i've already made it
34:11absolutely crushing it baby i'm pretty good at this and people just loved it here is the flower
34:17castle with a little note is there extra gluten extra gluten one second i'm so sorry they love what
34:25we're doing so here we are now what can i get you i mean let's just lock out of gluten so sorry there's
34:31a little gluten flag for your castle it's gonna pop that um thank you have a great day hello have an
34:36amazing day thank you thank you thank you thank you for dining at jv matzuka's we're your family
34:48so cute so cute wow i genuinely think you should go into business together
34:55it was actually really clever of jason wasn't it to start speaking absolute
35:01bullshit because it just slowed it all down so beautifully so clever we've not seen that side
35:07of you before jason the clever side i loved hearing the back story you were so polite my favorite line
35:20of the whole thing and i know that you were genuinely proud of yourself when you went i've already made it
35:25what a delight it was to be in the company of this wonderful family-run business
35:36now i like to be even-handed so i'm looking forward to seeing the next one and i don't think that it
35:43will necessarily be an absolute shit well we're here already the trophy ceremony is coming but let's not
35:52forget someone will also be strutting home with some mannequin legs in a bin and the physical
35:58manifestation of a period you say what you want about this show but we are classy as fuck
36:15oh hello welcome back and here we go the final part of the series
36:21i know and if i knew how to cry i would cry the taskmaster drive-through
36:25is open and we've already seen jv martzoukas selling their wares now for the team of three
36:29who are obviously at a big advantage they just have to control one station each
36:33so i dread to think how much they're going to show up the other team
36:36hi there can i have some warm bread sandwich please of course you can so where's the fries though
36:52oh i see i wouldn't i worry i shouldn't have been in here
36:57you all right right i'm with the customer
37:00shut up what okay listen up i need a warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside in a pentagon
37:09shape and i also need 50 milk in a small size hello hello hello where do i pay eight pounds 55
37:24so you were the pentagon um yeah i'm in a bit of a hurry hello sir hello how can i help you sir
37:30could i have a burnt toast yes of course fast food they said
37:38uh so that's also sorry one moment sir eight pounds 55 please there's your change sir okay
37:46where do i go um if you'd like to just reverse back up to the food counter that's when well i know
37:53that's where they're preparing the food that's where i get it as well as it where would you like
37:56it sir or where they deliver it where would you like it thank you so much for your help okay
38:05you're welcome have a good day i'll reverse if you want me to no don't reverse because there's
38:10another customer coming what we need we need a slice of first coat and a drizzle of milk where do i go
38:19sorry matthew where do i get the food
38:24milk dirty milk are you just normal skill milk hello you just head on just around there is it okay
38:30right thank you enjoy your meal sir
38:37okay your toast's coming it's just getting burnt
38:43how's it going guys thank you so much going well thanks
38:48coming this isn't burnt sorry it's raining out here i've got the ice who ordered the ice
38:55oh that's me okay there you go thank you very much
38:59i need one small flower castle with a moat
39:02moat she's just making sure the toast is nice and burnt for you okay thank you
39:07yeah i'm just doing this flower castle was in this small flower castle with the moat sir
39:12yes it was the guy's a little bit leery in it
39:15so if you start giving it just call me i'll come around 99 people perfect there you are sir thank you so much
39:21thank you the guy's asking for the moat and i told him it's the size of your hand
39:26what is it moat hello how are you getting on with the burnt toast
39:33that person came through 10 minutes ago what is going on i'm going
39:36oh matthew is it matthew sir good afternoon sir hello again hello sorry sir there was a
39:45another guy waiting actually for some burnt toast oh he got quite eye-rate and he had to dash
39:54thank you
39:59hello hello guys am i doing an actual soldier or is it the soldiers that you dip in your dipy eggs
40:07like what do you mean what does the soldier look like if there's a sense of limbs hello does that
40:12look like anyone's small dirty water and steamed spread yeah thank you guys there's no more
40:20customers left do you want me to come and help you i think they're all um they're all happy at the
40:25moment i think we may be good yeah oh my god oh my god where do i start i mean i think maybe
40:36the guy on the till is a stoner i was really fixated that it was going to be judged on the
40:43accuracy of the pricing it's part of it and so i really didn't want to get the maths wrong
40:48so what were you doing down there you were adding things i was that you just seemed so still
40:55i was trying to be deliberate in my thoughts and emotions
41:03you turning on your team from the start and with a customer shut up
41:07the guy's getting a bit leery i think if this had been further into the series we wouldn't have put
41:16fatio in the front facing
41:20the team of three did take a lot longer because we only had two of those bicycles and we were meant to
41:24go around in the loop each time but one of us had to use a scooter in the end because there was such a
41:27delay um average wait time of 31 seconds team of two average wait time of two minutes 41 for the
41:36team of three what they didn't do was any prep beforehand whereas the other team had everything
41:39the toast was already burning everything was ready whereas you were trying to burn the toast for 16
41:43one customer left did you say 16 minutes yeah well they kept popping up then you'd leave it for quite a
41:48a while and put it down the thing about us is we won't compromise on quality
41:59obviously the team of two was superior five points to the team of two
42:04four
42:07bullshit there's gotta be more other golfs than that it was chaos
42:12give them three points each okay team of three get three team of two gets five points and wins
42:15of course there we go okay okay everyone this is it please make your way to the stage for the
42:23final task of the series i hope to end on something big who is going to read the final task
42:42okay stevie is going to read the final task okay get the most carrot in your bucket you must hold
42:50your hands behind your back at all times you have a hundred seconds yes i should say the carrot in the
42:56bucket must be liberated from its string and helmet you can't just lean down i imagine most of you
43:03it must be freed in some way it must be free good luck it's the climax oh my god what
43:12can you can you do this it must be liberating joseph's done it
43:27it must be off the strength yeah it must be off the strength
43:31strikes all right
43:43all right
43:48only 53 seconds left
43:59Oh, lovely. Oh, my goodness.
44:01Oh, lovely.
44:0330 seconds.
44:05Yes!
44:07Oh!
44:09Oh!
44:1120 seconds.
44:19There's got to be the carrot in the mouth.
44:21What's going to happen now?
44:2310 seconds. Bite into it.
44:25Bite into it. Spit it out.
44:27One, two, one.
44:35Yes!
44:37Come on, Rosie!
44:39Yes!
44:41It's licking it!
44:47Are we all finished? Yeah, we finished a little while ago.
44:49LAUGHTER
44:55Well, that base, your final straws. Come down and join me.
45:05Exactly what we were hoping for.
45:07So, it was going to be most carrot in the bucket.
45:09It turned out to be more of a race because
45:11Jason used his technique of
45:13mild violence this time to manage to shake off
45:15the whole carrot almost immediately.
45:17With speed and amount of carrot taking into account,
45:19Jason got the five points.
45:21Stevie, four. Matt, three. Rosie, two.
45:23And Fatia, one point.
45:25APPLAUSE
45:27So, it's been a strong episode for JV Martzoukas.
45:31Jason ends up in second place with 20 points,
45:33but Stevie wins the episode with 22!
45:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:37Stevie wins the episode!
45:39These double bands in the stage protect your things
45:41that will make you double ten!
45:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:57Wow, wow, wow.
45:59Our journey is at an end.
46:01Five entered this arena, ready to give everything
46:05and everything they have given.
46:08But who is about to be crowned Tusk Supremo?
46:12My faithful, featureless little sausage jock.
46:16Please reveal the final scores.
46:19OK, then. Well, it's been full-on.
46:21It's been a bit much for me.
46:23But we have in last place.
46:25She was in second briefly with 141 points.
46:28It's the magnificent Fatia!
46:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:34And just above her in fourth place,
46:38she was in second for most of the series,
46:39but a real slump at the end with 149 points,
46:42it's Rosie Ramsey!
46:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:45And that's because one person has climbed above you by one point.
46:50He was last for nearly the entirety of the series,
46:53but Jason Mantoukas has 150 points!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:57Only two left with 154 points.
47:03But she won this episode.
47:05In second place is Stevie Martin!
47:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:08And the winner, 15 points ahead with 169 points.
47:15Our new Taskmaster Champion is...
47:19Matthew Bainter!
47:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:24LAUGHTER
47:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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