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00:00This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up! Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:36Hello!
00:37Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final!
00:46Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears,
00:49and we are a short hour away from crowning, not just any clown,
00:53the King of the Clowns!
00:55What makes a champion, ladies and gentlemen?
00:57Blood? We've seen it. Sweat?
00:59Sweat? All five of our contestants stink of it.
01:01Tears? Every night when he wets the bed.
01:03Sorry!
01:04We all have the ingredients for one final pie.
01:08The glory pie.
01:11Please...
01:13Meet the meat that hopes to end up being its filling.
01:23They are...
01:24Fatih Al Gorey!
01:26CHEERING
01:27Jason Mandzuka!
01:29CHEERING
01:30Matti Bainton!
01:32CHEERING
01:33Rosie Ramsey!
01:35CHEERING
01:36And Stevie Martin!
01:37CHEERING
01:40And next to me, a man who tells me the secret to a happy marriage is simple.
01:46Respect.
01:47Making time for your personal space.
01:49And never telling your wife, Rachel, how boring all her stories are.
01:53LAUGHTER
01:54Ooh!
01:55Ooh!
01:56Ooh!
01:58Ooh, dear.
01:59Little Alex Horne!
02:01APPLAUSE
02:08Greg, it's the last episode, so I thought,
02:10it's about time we renew our vows, don't you think?
02:13LAUGHTER
02:14I've written mine.
02:15I, Alex Horne, solemnly swear to protect you
02:18till the day one of us is dead.
02:21Which is yours.
02:24I, Greg Davies, do solemnly swear to express my respect and admiration for you
02:28as often as I breathe each breath.
02:31Part two.
02:33From today onwards, you and I will be one in heart, body and mind.
02:37You need so much for me, part three.
02:39Yeah.
02:41The general rule of thumb with comedy is there's only three parts.
02:45LAUGHTER
02:47You are my sunrise and sunset, my day starts and ends with you,
02:51I'm the luckiest person alive to be standing with you today
02:54and to be facing life with you every day.
02:56That's what I feel as well. Last one.
02:59Four.
03:00The rule of four.
03:02Let us build a home, a life and a family
03:06from these bongs and promise to stick together
03:08through all life's challenges.
03:09You are my fire, my one desire.
03:11There's definitely another one.
03:13That is it, I put dot, dot, dot,
03:14cos that's the bit I really meant.
03:17A paid employee will have printed all those out.
03:19Work experience.
03:20Yep.
03:23Time for the final prize test category of the series.
03:25What is it?
03:26Yes, Greg, it's an important one and that's why the category is
03:28the thing most likely to make you do a double take.
03:34Good old Greg will give five points to the thing
03:36that prompts the biggest delayed surprised reaction.
03:39At the end of the episode,
03:40the winner will double take all five things home with them.
03:43All right, then.
03:44Matthew, what have you brought in that'll make me double take?
03:47It is boots in a bin.
03:48It really does look like there's a body in there.
04:00It's a strong start.
04:01Thank you. Simple.
04:02Clean.
04:03Fatia. Yeah.
04:04You've made me double take all series.
04:07My thing is geezers with beards.
04:09Oh.
04:12Have you...
04:13This is crazy.
04:14Have you ever farted in front of a cat?
04:16LAUGHTER
04:17How's that related?
04:19How much things can happen?
04:23It was only a matter of time until someone asked.
04:28So, yeah, you know, like, if you fart in front of a cat,
04:30yeah, it goes like this.
04:32And that's what happens when I see a geezer with a beard,
04:34right?
04:35Because a lot of Muslim men grow beards.
04:37And so, is this beard for somebody that you might find
04:40attractive but who doesn't have a beard so you can just
04:42put it right on him?
04:43No, we just couldn't find a guy with a beard that I liked.
04:46Oh.
04:47So, I said you...
04:48LAUGHTER
04:53So, if I've understood you correctly, you've brought a beard in
04:56because you always double take when you see a man with a beard
04:58because you find them attractive but you're hoping that
05:00that man is a Muslim.
05:01Yeah.
05:02What I haven't quite worked out is the whole farting in front
05:05of a cat.
05:06LAUGHTER
05:07Don't worry about that.
05:08Don't worry about that.
05:09Just leave that in.
05:10Yeah, leave that.
05:11Because that's what I'm like.
05:12Backstage, you said this was your best one.
05:14LAUGHTER
05:17It is.
05:18This is terrible.
05:19It is my best one.
05:20OK.
05:21Jason.
05:22Um, I bought this at a yard sale maybe 30 years ago.
05:25It has lived in the kitchen of every house or apartment that
05:28I've ever lived in and it never fails to get a double take
05:31from people when I show it to them.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:39You look back again.
05:41I looked again so I could read most meals with Dad.
05:44Yes.
05:45That's what got me.
05:46That's the double take.
05:47I'd like to think maybe someday, it's not just that I own it,
05:50but someday I'll earn it.
05:52LAUGHTER
05:54You mean you'll eat with your father more often?
05:57Wouldn't that be great?
05:58OK.
05:59It's absolutely weird.
06:01Stevie?
06:02Oh, I am...
06:03I forgot mine.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05Oh!
06:06LAUGHTER
06:07APPLAUSE
06:14I've been silent the whole time because I didn't want you
06:16to look at my stupid shoulder.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:20That is strong.
06:22LAUGHTER
06:23Genuinely wasn't expecting it.
06:25Did a genuine double take.
06:26Great.
06:27Rosie?
06:28I have brought a life-size interpretation of my monthly period.
06:33LAUGHTER
06:36Here she is.
06:37Here she is.
06:38LAUGHTER
06:41Look at it again, Greg, look at it again.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:45What's your problem?
06:46Can it be a double take if you never look at a thing more than once?
06:49LAUGHTER
06:50Dig it all in.
06:51It's just nature.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Oh, and it's absolutely...
06:55..empowering.
06:57Yes.
06:58LAUGHTER
07:01The thing most likely to make you do a double take, Greg.
07:03What's the thing most likely to do?
07:04OK, well, if I...
07:05This is going to ruin my potential marriage to Fatia, I think.
07:08Oh, no.
07:09Because I don't double take at men with beards.
07:10So it's one to Fatia.
07:12Again.
07:13LAUGHTER
07:15Oh!
07:16I've seen wellies in the bin.
07:18Sorry.
07:19Oh, ma'am.
07:20Excuse me.
07:21LAUGHTER
07:23As much as I love Meals with Dad, I'm going to give it three points.
07:26If I saw that blob thing walk past me, I would mega-take...
07:32..and be disturbed by it.
07:34But it's her finest work.
07:35She fooled us all.
07:36I did a genuine double take.
07:38Stevie takes five points.
07:39Well done, Stephen.
07:40APPLAUSE
07:43Well, let's get this party started.
07:45Give me a task proper.
07:46Yes, and what could be more apt than an emotive task
07:49involving the sands of time...
07:51..and some brightly coloured boxes.
07:53LAUGHTER
07:54MUSIC
07:55Hello!
07:56It's nice in there, isn't it?
07:57I feel like I'm in a microwave, thanks.
07:59LAUGHTER
08:00Cool.
08:01I'm not going to be too fast now.
08:02You're not going to be too fast?
08:03I'm going to take my time.
08:04OK.
08:05And be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:10Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:13Cool.
08:18I'm not going to be too fast now.
08:22You're not going to be too fast.
08:23I'm going to take my time and be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:29Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:33The yellow box with sand.
08:37Once you have touched a box, you must hold that box for the rest of the task.
08:43Once you have touched a box, you must hold that box for the rest of the task.
08:50Right, well, I haven't touched any from saying that.
08:56Fastest wins.
08:58Okay, so this seems to be a situation under here.
09:01I'd love you to read the last line.
09:03I would love to, but I just want to figure out how this thing works.
09:06Have you started the clock?
09:07No.
09:07Great.
09:09I'm tempted to.
09:13Your time starts now.
09:19Stevie, what are you going to be...
09:22I think it might be a catchphrase that people could use for you going forward,
09:25so I just want to shine a light on it.
09:27You said, okay, I'm going to be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
09:32I'm going to go, ha, ha, ha, on the box.
09:37Right, do you want to go through some rules?
09:39Yeah, well, you didn't need to worry about the touching till after you said your time
09:41starts now.
09:42Don't worry about that.
09:43Fill the yellow box up with sand.
09:44If you touch a box, you've got to hold the box.
09:45First up, we're going to see fattier, rosy and sandy.
09:50Sand.
09:51We're going to see sand.
09:51So, how are you going to do this?
09:59Because they don't want to touch anything.
10:03Oh, bollocks!
10:05Oh, shit!
10:06You've just touched the orange ones like that.
10:08Why are you stating the obvious?
10:11Oh, shit.
10:12There's another box in here.
10:14I can just grab the sand, can't I?
10:16I'm not touching the box.
10:17Just like this.
10:18Just like this.
10:19I think you need to pick up the blue box.
10:25So...
10:26That's a big one.
10:36Oh, you're carrying that one as well then now?
10:38Oh, dear.
10:39Right, so you've touched all the boxes now.
10:46It says living room.
10:47Right.
10:47Do I have to go to the living room?
10:50Off we go.
10:51Can I boot the door in?
10:53Yeah.
10:55Oh, that was a bad idea!
10:58The yellow box is upside down now.
11:00Oh!
11:01That's my sandwich.
11:08Oh, you're taking the piss.
11:09You're taking the absolute piss.
11:11Oh, my God!
11:12Shed.
11:13Okay.
11:13Shed.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17It's going in your head, is it?
11:18Yeah.
11:26Oh.
11:28What is this?
11:30Why is there all these boxes?
11:31You're wobbling it in?
11:37Yeah.
11:38Is it working?
11:39Um, no.
11:40No.
11:40Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
11:41Is it completely full of sand?
11:53I think so.
11:55There's no more sand anyway.
11:57Would you like me to stop the clock?
11:58Yeah.
11:59It's half empty.
12:00Ah.
12:01This is what we're going to do.
12:02I'm going to put that in here.
12:03Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
12:05Okay.
12:08You're a prick.
12:14Is it full?
12:15Yes, it's full, bruv.
12:16I've done the clock.
12:17Congratulations.
12:18That was impressive.
12:23Patrick, I didn't realise that you were Special Forces training.
12:28The kicking in at the door.
12:30Incredible.
12:31And then I used to keep hold of all the boxes.
12:33I lost my balance.
12:35I've got really bad balance.
12:37Yeah, I saw.
12:38Yes.
12:39Rachel did some great facial expressions during that.
12:42And I was amazed at just how proud you were
12:44when you put that orange box on your head.
12:47Yeah, well, I've captured it for posterity.
12:48Here it is.
12:52I suspect neither of them succeeded.
12:55Look, neither of them completely filled it with sand,
12:57but they did their best.
12:58And that's all that counts?
13:00Not normally, no.
13:02Who's next?
13:03Next up, it's two men who are prodigious actors.
13:06A skill, of course, that has no use in this task whatsoever.
13:08It's Jason and Matthew.
13:12There's not...
13:13That's not going to all be sand, is it?
13:14There's going to be a trick.
13:15Is there sand anywhere else, Alex?
13:18I don't know.
13:19I don't know.
13:20There's not going to be sand at all.
13:21There's not going to be sand.
13:21There's no other sand.
13:22There's no sand in here.
13:23I see.
13:24This box has actually quite little sand in it.
13:27I've managed to ascertain that without touching the box yet.
13:31That's a trap.
13:34You're so glad.
13:37OK, we've got some sort of contraption here.
13:43How you doing?
13:45Where else is there sand?
13:48There's only sand in here!
13:54A thorough search has turned up for the sand.
14:01Sand!
14:08Aha!
14:12Stop the clock!
14:13I've stopped the clock.
14:16Seems full.
14:17I've stopped the clock.
14:18Great.
14:19Thank you, Alex.
14:20Thank you, Jason.
14:28I mean, lovely.
14:29Very indicative of the two nations from whence you both came.
14:32Jason has unbelievable self-belief throughout.
14:35He believes everything will go right.
14:37And Matthew presumes, as is correct, that everything will go wrong.
14:41And he's absolutely amazed when it doesn't.
14:45But pretty sharp.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Very fast.
14:48Jason, 4 minutes 21.
14:49Matt was 1 minutes 25.
14:50Wow!
14:51Oh!
14:52Finally, the argument settled.
14:54We are better.
14:56LAUGHTER
14:57OK, break time.
15:00There are three parts left to go.
15:01So maybe try and pace yourselves with the booze for a change, yeah?
15:04Stay to you.
15:05APPLAUSE
15:06Hello!
15:07Yes, here we are.
15:08It's the Taskmaster final and it's the start of part two.
15:23That's right, and I've just had a bowl of muesli.
15:25It's fibre content helps keep my digestive system moving smoothly,
15:28preventing constipation and other digestive problems.
15:30The current task involves trying to completely fill the yellow box with sand.
15:35There's just one person left and that person's name is still Stevie Martin.
15:42Right.
15:43Oh, I've made a terrible mistake.
15:46That's not...
15:58The sand's outside the dome, isn't it?
16:02I've got massive hands.
16:03I forgot.
16:05Ah!
16:10Shit.
16:12Oh!
16:14Yeah, it's fine.
16:15I'm sorry.
16:27I can't walk.
16:29There has to be another way of doing this.
16:34Oh!
16:35Why should I leave it?
16:36No, that's obviously stupid.
16:37Why would I do...
16:38Oh!
16:39What?
16:40Shed.
16:41Whoa!
16:42That's stupid.
16:43I'm sewing.
16:44What have you just seen?
16:45A box that says the word sand on it.
16:46Right.
16:47Are you touching another box?
16:48I'm touching all of the boxes.
16:49Great.
16:50It's got a sheet of sandpaper in it.
16:51Yeah, it says sandpaper on the box.
16:52I can't deal with that.
16:53Now.
16:54Right.
16:55I actually need to think about where I'm going.
16:56Okay.
16:57Yeah, all right.
16:58Yeah, all right.
16:59I need to think about where I'm going.
17:00Okay.
17:01Yeah, all right.
17:02I need to think about where I'm going.
17:03Okay.
17:04Yeah, all right.
17:05Okay.
17:06Are you holding the yellow box?
17:07No, but I've got, like, a box that's on the box.
17:08I've got a sheet of sandpaper in it.
17:09Yeah, it says sandpaper on the box.
17:10I...
17:11can't...
17:12deal with that.
17:13Now.
17:14Right.
17:15I actually need to think about where I'm going.
17:18Okay.
17:19Yeah, all right.
17:20Okay.
17:21Yeah, all right.
17:25Okay.
17:26Are you holding the yellow box?
17:28No, but I've got, like, a bit of a body on it.
17:38After the clock.
17:40APPLAUSE
17:49Wouldn't she promise she would be?
17:50Oh, she was so deliberate in her thoughts and emotions.
17:53LAUGHTER
17:55But filled her box up, didn't she?
17:58Right up.
17:59It took her nearly 20 minutes, but she did.
18:01You did it in the end.
18:03Incredibly, though.
18:04You're not going to come last.
18:05Incredible.
18:06Let's get some scores there.
18:07So, first of all, there's no doubt the winner of the task is
18:09Mr Matt Bainton.
18:10He gets five points for his one-minute comment.
18:12APPLAUSE
18:14And the other box fillers, Jason, you get four points in second
18:18for four minutes, and Stevie, you took 17 and a half minutes,
18:21but you get three points, I presume.
18:23Well, cos the box was definitely full of sand.
18:25Yes.
18:26But now we're into murky territory with these two, aren't we?
18:28It is such murky territory.
18:30Now, I should technically give you both nothing,
18:32but cos this is the final, I'm trying to be generous.
18:34You put that sand pot in, and that is made of sand.
18:37Yeah, well, I guess it was over the top of the box.
18:39Yeah.
18:40I'm tempted to give Fatia two points,
18:42and I feel pretty bad for you, you know,
18:44you've made a fool of yourself with that box on your head,
18:46so I didn't give you one point.
18:47Well, Rosie, one to Rosie, two to Fatia,
18:49but Matthew Bainton wins the task!
18:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:53Can you give me the scores, please?
18:55Yes, well, Fatia and Rosie are still at the bottom,
18:57but at the top, with eight points, it's Stevie Martin!
18:59Ooh!
19:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:02What are we going to do next, Alex Horne?
19:08Freeze!
19:10What's all that nonsense?
19:31Are my Bear Grylls making me walk through rocks?
19:34What's going on?
19:36Nice, please.
19:37Oh, yeah, that is nice.
19:38It's gorgeous, isn't it?
19:40It's an inflatable.
19:41It's not.
19:43OK.
19:45Freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose.
19:50She's a windy one.
19:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:57It doesn't bode well that inanimate objects can't freeze on the spot.
20:10Freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose in five minutes from now.
20:16I'm assuming that's my spot?
20:17It is.
20:18You must be touching two of the objects.
20:22Your time started when you acknowledged Alex.
20:25Is that it?
20:27Probably.
20:28Most powerful pose.
20:31This place is quite regal, innit?
20:34So, regal people have dogs all the time.
20:37The power over life and death?
20:39I could kill a dog.
20:41LAUGHTER
20:42From the 80s, when they used to have these round their necks.
20:47They were quite powerful people.
20:49The most powerful thing in the world is obviously people who...
20:52Sometimes these are made of them.
20:54So, if I told this...
20:55Oh, shit!
20:56I want to stand up on these two things.
20:59Do you now?
21:00This is my dog that I take to the beach.
21:03These are my skates.
21:05So, this is my puppy, Rufus.
21:08Rufus.
21:09He's been hit by a car.
21:11Oh.
21:12But I have the power to end his life.
21:15LAUGHTER
21:16I'm going to get into a powerful position.
21:19Right?
21:20OK.
21:21And then like this.
21:23You're kneeled down here with your head,
21:25right where the hammer would be.
21:27Ten seconds.
21:29OK, Jason.
21:30Yeah?
21:31I'm just going to read the second part of the task.
21:32Son of a bitch.
21:33LAUGHTER
21:34It says,
21:35Stay completely still in your powerful pose for the next ten minutes.
21:38Least movement wins until time starts now.
21:39You understand the task?
21:40Uh-huh.
21:41This is a disaster.
21:42APPLAUSE
21:43I expected Jason to show something like a man being executed as an example of power.
21:44But it's a puppy, Matthew.
21:45Powerful, isn't it?
21:46Powerful, isn't it?
21:47Powerful.
21:48Powerful, isn't it?
21:49Powerful to think of.
21:50The murder of a puppy.
21:51Putting Rufus out of his misery was the idea.
21:52LAUGHTER
21:53It is powerful.
21:54Fatih.
21:55Yeah?
21:56Yeah.
21:57I must have missed the episode of Bear Grylls when he battled his way across some driveway
22:01gravel.
22:02It was like running through the hill here, and having said that.
22:03And the worst you could have been in the middle of the hill.
22:04That's what I said.
22:05He's in the middle of the hill.
22:06And then he's still having fun in the middle of the hill.
22:07Yes.
22:08We're all about to think of.
22:09This is what you're about to say.
22:11Do we not like to hear that?
22:12Very who is a dog.
22:13I laugh, but I'm immediately back after people.
22:14They said, I'm trying not to think of a other.
22:15Like, there is a dog.
22:16She's a dog.
22:17Not he's just wandering.
22:18They're probably gone.
22:19That's why it's a dog.
22:20Who is a dog?
22:21Not he's a dog.
22:22And he's all, he's a dog.
22:23I'll tell you.
22:24He's a dog.
22:25He whistled his way across some driveway gravel.
22:31It was like running through the Himalayas, she said.
22:34Listen, that shit was deep.
22:37What do you think people in the 80s...
22:42What do you think powerful people did in the 80s?
22:4580s, power, cool kids, wars, rollerblades.
22:49I remember Ronald Reagan wore some skates round his neck
22:52when the Berlin Wall came down, didn't he?
22:55It's not really about the powerful positions. I know.
22:57It's how still they could be in that position.
22:59You want to see how they got on? Oh, God, do I?
23:01Sometimes you just can't beat a montage of people
23:03standing about in loads of pain. Here we go.
23:09How often do you want me to tell you the time?
23:12Not too often. OK.
23:14Any regrets? Mm-hm.
23:16How long has it been?
23:18It's been 34 seconds. OK.
23:20How do I not see this coming?
23:22This has got all the hallmarks of there's a second task.
23:25Nine minutes left.
23:27It's the twist in the spine I regret the most at this point.
23:31Oh, the benefit is...
23:33I could really give you a whack right now.
23:35How long have I done?
23:37How long have I done?
23:38You're almost there, just eight minutes to go.
23:39Oh, shut up.
23:40Happy with your choice?
23:41Mm-hm.
23:42The arm, the arm's a problem, is it?
23:44Mm-hm.
23:45How's the knee?
23:46Oh, great.
23:47We're at two minutes.
23:50Oh, I'm gonna do three and then I'm gonna...
23:53I'm gonna...
23:54Can you just edit it, yeah?
23:59Because my trainer, she's a bitch, yeah?
24:01Yeah.
24:02She'll make me do, like, 20 bench lifts.
24:04Like, just edit it.
24:06Ooh, this left one is wobbly.
24:08Are they all right?
24:11Mm-hm.
24:12You're gonna last?
24:13Mm.
24:14Yeah.
24:17Five minutes gone.
24:18Oh, God!
24:21Let me do another pose then.
24:23Right, okay.
24:24Mm, mm-mm.
24:26It's taking so much effort.
24:29My back hurts, Jason.
24:30Your back's hurting?
24:31Uh-huh.
24:32All right, good.
24:33Lost your toes.
24:34Lost your toes?
24:35Me too, little toes have gone.
24:37That's cute.
24:38Isn't it?
24:39Can you stay still?
24:40It's so boring.
24:4150 seconds.
24:42Ooh.
24:43Eight seconds.
24:44Oh, my word.
24:45Smashed it.
24:46Oh!
24:47Oh!
24:48Oh!
24:49Oh!
24:50Oh!
24:51Oh!
24:52Oh!
24:53Oh!
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25:08Oh,
25:09Oh!
25:10Oh!
25:11Uh-huh!
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh.
25:14Oh, oh.
25:15Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:17Oh, oh, oh.
25:18Oh!
25:19Oh, hon!
25:20Oh, oh!
25:21Everyone went through hell screaming in agony for the positions
25:25What you did as far as I can work out is you called your personal trainer a bitch
25:30And you asked the team to edit it for you
25:34Quite a bit because you also said that Cliff Richard was a prick at one point
25:42Yeah, that was hard man, it was hard if you did it
25:45I'm going to show you now Jason and Matthew their effort distilled so you can see how much they moved here we go
26:04Matthew seconds from crying
26:06I was in pain for days
26:14Jason you just looked like you were getting tighter and
26:18Angrier and angry
26:25Desperate to the longer it went the more it seemed like the easiest solution to the test a bit of lateral thinking
26:33I'm afraid there are just two parts of the final to go with our five mighty competitors, but thankfully when it does end
26:44We'll serve each other
26:51My sweet sweet friend
27:03The third part of this taskmaster final yes
27:11They're trying to stay as still as possible for 10 minutes in a most powerful pose while touching two objects least movement wins now
27:19Let's see how much Rosie and Stevie moved
27:22Oh
27:35You were actually in a difficult pose as well
27:39Classic power move
27:41I'm at the roller rink
27:43With all my friends
27:45Really good yeah for 10 minutes. I've not got much to say. It's pretty good. Well there is someone still to see so you might have something to say
27:52They have been so still so so still so still and now here is
27:57What is that?
27:58What is that?
27:59What is that?
28:00What is that?
28:00What is that?
28:02What is that?
28:03What is that?
28:05What is that?
28:06What is that?
28:07What is that?
28:08What is that?
28:09What is that?
28:10That's
28:12What is that?
28:13What is that?
28:14For 10 seconds she is still
28:16For 9 minutes 50
28:18LAUGHTER
28:20I know
28:21Because when I dropped my hand I knew it was over in it. So I thought let me just talk
28:25It's not all about points is it?
28:27LAUGHTER
28:27Don't start giving it
28:29I'm not scared of you. If you come after me I'll just go up to someone's driveway
28:32LAUGHTER
28:39Loose movement wins, Greg.
28:41One point to Fatia. OK.
28:42Yeah, I would say that Matthew's murderous character
28:45probably moved the most after Fatia.
28:47Yeah. Two points to Matthew.
28:48Probably Jason in third. Are you happy with that, Jason?
28:50I would say. Am I happy with it?
28:51LAUGHTER
28:52Fuck no!
28:55Fraser, Jason, and it's up to you.
28:57You saw how much they moved, not a lot.
28:59I think that Stevie was clearly in such pain,
29:01and I actually think she just had the edge, so...
29:04OK, so 4.285 to Stevie Martin.
29:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:10We have a handful of points left to give this series.
29:13What have you got for me?
29:15I have got a team task, Greg,
29:17and it will hopefully involve your big three.
29:19Fast service, accurate pricing and great food.
29:22LAUGHTER
29:25MUSIC
29:27Hello, team.
29:28Hello.
29:29This is proper nonsense, you know.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:31Hello, team.
29:32What team is it?
29:33I'd love it if you would address us by our team name.
29:35I can't remember your team name.
29:36JV Martzoukas.
29:37JV Martzoukas.
29:38JV Martzoukas.
29:39JV Martzoukas.
29:40JV Martzoukas.
29:41Yeahhhh .
29:42JV Martzoukas.
29:43Yeahhhh .
29:44PROVIDE THE BEST DRIVE THROUGH EXPERIENCE.
29:46Ooh.
29:48Your first customer will arrive in five minutes from now.
29:49your team name JV Martzoukas yeah provide the best drive-through experience your
30:00first customer will arrive in five minutes from now the next five customers
30:05will arrive every two minutes after that they are expecting fast service
30:10accurate pricing and great food your time starts now so what's closer I just
30:18want to say we should alternate right so whoever ordered holy shit there's so
30:21much stuff are you good at cooking I can make food can you count like you yeah do
30:29you want to do the counting okay let's start making can you start making warm
30:35bread sandwich with butter on the outside yeah all right what is it warm bread
30:39sandwich with butter oh no what a pentagon what a pentagon
30:43about 50p piece a small flower castle with a moat okay draw a pentagon on me
30:50okay give me that first customer in one minute 20 is that a pentagon do you know
30:53the pentagon in America that's what it looks like do you not know it that's the
30:57government building and then you're at pricing and great food yes come on then
31:00and be nice to the picture anyone who comes
31:02of course
31:03of course
31:04well JV and Mark Zukos immediately seemed like a very efficient team to me and the other
31:14team um no I think it's the mark of a good team that one person runs around trying to address
31:21the task while the other to debate what a shape is okay well for the last time it is Jason and Stevie
31:32first hello hello hi there hello little boy how are you I'm good I'm hungry great what can I get
31:44you I'll have some warm bread sandwich please okay cut into it sorry but can I
31:48cover cut into a pentagon shape okay Stevie warm toast cut into a pentagon and fizzy milk please
31:55is the drink a drizzle a medium I think I'm already gonna have a nervous breakdown so where do I go
32:02you're gonna have to pay down here okay oh yeah am I following you yes please hey this is a
32:08great start can you repeat literally everything you just said yes some toast cut into a
32:12pentagon yeah and a little bit of milk oh hello hi hi there I've ordered back there how much it's
32:20just going to be tight price press for drink main side press conf oh boy hello there's somebody son of a
32:35a bitch I need to get back in the kitchen please take the payment quickly I guess there's a ticket your food will be
32:46available at the window here please thank you so much very reasonable thank you yeah second order come in
32:53ah oh hello welcome to the jv martzoukas deli hello thank you for dining at jv martzoukas your pentagon
33:02of toast and your milk we're an organization that is dedicated to bringing delicious sustainable is it
33:07fizzy the milk uh in a way meant to be fizzy locally sourced food from around the area what the fuck to you and
33:15and anybody else around so how can I help you burnt toast and just a drizzle of milk please sure
33:20uh wow okay I do have to go I've got a meeting absolutely there you go I'd love to tell you just a
33:28little bit about the establishment so that's going to be $3.50 we started during peak pandemic thank you
33:33you're a wonderful little guy ah thank you we started out of our kitchen that's $4.75 we're a couple
33:39uh pay at the geodesic dog we're in love you okay yeah so that was $7.74 we love making food for
33:47people this is your burnt toast with a drizzle of milk here is your steamed bread homemade confessions
33:51here is 10 ice cubes in a little tower for you have a great day very much thank you what you're doing
33:56is great out there thank you for your service I appreciate that yeah nice day you as well so that'll
34:02be $1.50 there you go we thought why not do some good for the world we're gonna need a small flower
34:08castle with a moat extra gluten please on it I've already made it absolutely crushing it I'm pretty
34:14good at this and people just loved it here is the flower castle with a little note there's a extra
34:20gluten extra gluten one second I'm so sorry they love what we're doing so here we are now what can
34:27I get you I mean I'm just a slug out of gluten so sorry there's a little gluten flag for your castle
34:32and I'll pop that um thank you have a great day hello have an amazing day thank you thank you
34:39thank you for dining at JV Matsuka's we're your family
34:45thank you I genuinely think you should go into business together it was actually really clever of
34:58Jason wasn't it to start speaking absolute bullshit because it just slowed it all down so beautifully so
35:06clever we've not seen that side of you before Jason the clever side I loved hearing the backstory you
35:18were so polite my favorite line of the whole thing and I know that you were genuinely proud
35:23of yourself when you went I've already made it what a delight it was to be in the company of this wonderful
35:35family-run business now I like to be even-handed so I'm looking forward to seeing the next one and I
35:42don't think that it will necessarily be an absolute shit well we're here already the trophy ceremony is
35:51coming but let's not forget someone will also be strutting home with some mannequin legs in a bin
35:57and the physical manifestation of a period you say what you want about this show but we are classy as fuck
36:12oh hello welcome back and here we go the final part of the series I know and if I knew how to cry I
36:23would cry the taskmaster drive-through is open and we've already seen JV Matsuka selling their wares
36:28now for the team of three who obviously had a big advantage they just have to control one station each
36:33so I dread to think how much they're going to show up the other team
36:37hi there can I have some warm bread sandwich please of course you can so where's the fries though I
36:52I see I wouldn't I worry I shouldn't have been in here
36:56all right all right I'm with the customer
37:00shut up okay listen up I need a warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside in a pentagon shape
37:09and I also need milk in a small size hello hello where do I pay
37:21eight pounds 55 so you were the pentagon I'm in a bit of a hurry hello sir hello how can I help you
37:30sir could have a burnt toast yes of course fast food they said so that's also sorry one moment sir
37:42eight pounds 55 please there's a change sir okay where do I go and if you'd like to just reverse back up
37:50to the food counter that swim well I know that's where they're preparing the food that's where I get
37:54it as well as it where would you like it where would you like it
38:01okay you're welcome have a good day I'll reverse if you want me to no don't reverse because there's a lot of
38:08milk where do I go sorry Matthew where do I get the food
38:23nothing milk dirty milk are you just normal spill milk hello you just head on around there is it okay
38:30right thank you enjoy your meal sir okay
38:38your toast come in it's just getting burnt how's it going guys thank you so much going well thanks
38:47come in this isn't burnt sorry it's raining out here I've got the ice who ordered the ice oh that's me
38:57okay thank you very much she's making sure the toast is nice and burnt for you thank you yeah I'm
39:08just doing this flower castle was in this small flower castle with the moats the guy's a little
39:14bit Larry in it thank you so much what is it moat hello are you getting on with the burnt toast
39:31that person came through ten minutes ago what is going on I'm going oh Matthew good afternoon sir hello
39:43again sorry so there was a another guy waiting actually for some burnt toast oh he got quite
39:48high right and he had to dash thank you guys am i doing an actual soldier or is it the soldiers
40:04that you dip in your dip the eggs like what do you mean what does this well I guess if there's a sense
40:10of limbs hello does that look like anyone's small dirty water and steamed bread
40:16that's it thank you guys there's no more customers left do you want me to come and help you
40:22I think they're all um they're all happy at the moment
40:26I think we may be good
40:27where do I start and I think maybe the guy on the till is a stoner
40:38I was really fixated that it was going to be judged on the accuracy of the pricing
40:44it's part of it and so I really didn't want to get the maths wrong and I was doing down there you
40:50were adding things I was that yeah seems so still I was trying to be deliberate in my thoughts and
40:57emotions you turning on your team from the start I'm with a customer shut up
41:07guys get a bit Larry I think if this had been further into the series we wouldn't have put fatia in the front facing
41:17the team of three did take a lot longer because we only had two of those bicycles and we were meant to go
41:24around in the loop each time but one of us had to use a scooter in the end because there was such a delay
41:28average wait time of 31 seconds team of two average wait time of two minutes 41 for the team of three
41:36what they didn't do was any prep beforehand whereas the other team had everything the toast was already
41:40burning everything was ready whereas you were trying to burn the toast for 16 one customer left did
41:44you say 16 minutes yeah well they kept popping up then you'd leave it for quite a while and put it down
41:48the thing about us is we won't compromise on quality obviously the team of two were superior five
42:02points to the team of two four bullshit there's gotta be more of a golf than that it was chaos give
42:12them three points each okay team of three get three team of two gets five points please make your way
42:22to the stage for the final task of the series I hope you end on something big who is going to read the
42:42final task out Stevie is going to read the final task okay get the most carrot in your bucket you must
42:50hold your hands behind your back at all times you have a hundred seconds yes I should say the carrot
42:56in the bucket must be liberated from its string and helmet you can't just lean down I imagine most of
43:03you freed in some way it must be free good luck it's the climax oh my god what
43:12oh
43:18can you can you do this it must be liberating
43:22Josie's done it
43:23it must be off the string yes it's gotta be off the string
43:31oh
43:33can you do this it must be a second
43:37I can't believe it
43:38oh
43:39come on
43:41I can't believe it
43:42oh
43:43all
43:44oh
43:45oh
43:46me
43:48oh
43:49oh
43:50oh
43:51oh
43:52oh
43:53oh
43:54oh
43:55oh
43:56oh
43:57oh
43:58oh
43:59oh
44:00Oh, my God! Oh, lovely!
44:0530 seconds. Yes!
44:1320 seconds.
44:20They've got a bit of care in the mouth. What's going to happen now?
44:2310 seconds.
44:25Bite into it. Bite into it. Spit it out.
44:27Oh!
44:293, 2, 1!
44:36Yes! Come on, Robbie!
44:42It's licking it!
44:47Are we all finished? Yeah, we finished a little while ago.
44:56We're at base, your final scores. Come down and join me.
44:59APPLAUSE
45:06Exactly what we were hoping for.
45:08So, it was going to be most carrot in the bucket.
45:10It turned out to be more of a race,
45:12Jason used his technique of mild violence this time to manage to shake off the whole carrot almost immediately.
45:17With speed and amount of carrot taking into account, Jason got the five points, Stevie four, Matt three, Rosie two and Fatia one point.
45:25APPLAUSE
45:26So, it's been a strong episode for JV Markzoukas.
45:32Jason ends up in second place with 20 points, but Stevie wins the episode with 22!
45:36Please double back to the stage to take your things that will make you double fans!
45:45Well, well, well.
46:00APPLAUSE
46:01Our journey is at an end!
46:03APPLAUSE
46:04Five entered this arena, ready to give everything and everything they have given.
46:09But who is about to be crowned Tusk Supremo?
46:13My faithful, featureless little sausage jock.
46:17Please reveal the final scores.
46:20OK, then.
46:21Well, it's been full on, it's been a bit much for me, but we have in last place.
46:26She was in second briefly with 141 points.
46:29It's the magnificent Fatia!
46:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:35And just above her in fourth place, she was in second for most of the series,
46:40but a real slump at the end with 149 points, it's Rosie Ramsay!
46:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:47And that's because one person has climbed above you by one point.
46:51He was last for nearly the entirety of the series,
46:54but Jason Mandzukas has 150 points!
46:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00Only two left with 154 points.
47:04But she won this episode, in second place is Stevie Martin!
47:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:10And the winner, 15 points ahead with 169 points.
47:15Our new Taskmaster Champion is...
47:19..Matthew Bainter!
47:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:23MUSIC PLAYS
47:32...
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