Peep Show: Trashiana Jones

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Oregon who was arrested after he rigged his home with Indiana Jones style booby traps because he was going to lose it.

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00:00So imagine, if you will, a dark-sided Indiana Jones.

00:14Okay.

00:15So he steals the artifacts for his own gain?

00:19An Oregon man who rigged his lost home with an Indiana Jones-inspired booby trap

00:26of a round hot tub set on its side, set to roll down a hill and kill someone.

00:37Wait, what?

00:38Indiana Jones in the spa, dude.

00:39He made a boulder?

00:41Imagine it's a white trash version of that.

00:44And it's an old hot tub.

00:46Yeah.

00:47RUN!

00:49RUN!

00:52Does that roll?

00:53You're on your own, Indy!

00:55It's a round hot tub.

00:56Yeah, I guess.

00:57Yeah.

00:59I guess it'd be on its side?

01:02Yes, it was on its side.

01:02Yeah.

01:04Huh.

01:04I mean, it would kill you, right?

01:07Yeah.

01:07If it landed on you, absolutely it would.

01:10He was found guilty of charges stemming from the 2018 incident in which a federal agent

01:14was actually injured.

01:17This is, uh, white trash Indy here.

01:20Oh, wow.

01:21Not as attractive as Harrison Ford.

01:24No, not at all.

01:25Not at all.

01:27No.

01:27Um, this guy is 71-year-old Gregory Lee Rodvelt.

01:32Wow.

01:33Great head of hair.

01:34At 71?

01:35Yeah.

01:36He definitely does.

01:37Yeah.

01:37Uh, a jury just found him guilty of assaulting a federal officer and using and discharging

01:42a firearm during and in relation to a crime of violence.

01:45So, what happened was he lost his home in a lawsuit and he learned that a receiver had been appointed to sell that property.

01:54So, he thought-

01:55Kill him.

01:56I'm going to booby trap it.

01:58Yeah.

01:59And he went Indiana Jones style.

02:02He did.

02:03Bomb specialists with the FBI and Oregon State Police were asked to inspect the property after

02:07this guy was arrested.

02:09When bomb specialists got to his former property, they came upon a minivan blocking the front gates.

02:16And when they looked closer, they realized there was two booby traps in the minivan.

02:21Another white trash indie movie.

02:24Yeah.

02:25Minivan traps.

02:25Yeah.

02:27Yes.

02:28My God, it's diabolical.

02:31Bombs in the minivans!

02:32Pop tubs on the run!

02:34Of course I put bombs in the minivans.

02:37They disarmed the traps and then they get into the home.

02:42Just as they were there, lawn darts came flying across them.

02:48They were hit by bush light cans.

02:50No, no, no.

02:51Like one of the officers has got a bush light can and there's another bush light can sitting

02:55there and he's got to be like.

02:58He's going to move them at the same time.

03:01Puzzles and things for them to figure out.

03:03Yeah.

03:05They noticed a hot tub on its side.

03:12What is that?

03:13Just at that moment, an agent tripped on some fishing line.

03:19Oh, yeah.

03:20And the hot tub rolled down the hill toward him.

03:25How much time did he have, do you think?

03:28They described it as the stone rolling down in the Indiana Jones movie.

03:32So the agent had to book it?

03:36Did he get him?

03:37He did, but it got him on the legs a bit.

03:39It worked!

03:40Oh my god!

03:42This is the most dangerous man with Aunt Shirley hair that you've ever seen.

03:49It's true.

03:50I'll get him.

03:51He's got hair just like my great Aunt Shirley.

03:52It's the same haircut.

03:57You can cover up the face.

03:59Oh my goodness.

04:00So after this, they get inside.

04:03They came upon an old wheelchair.

04:07That's a trap.

04:08Yeah, don't touch it.

04:09They bumped it.

04:10It triggered a homemade shotgun device.

04:13Kaboom!

04:14Oh my god.

04:14That discharged a shotgun shell that struck another FBI technician below the knee.

04:21Both agents were rushed to the hospital, both treated and released.

04:26This guy now faces up to 20 years behind bars when he's sentenced.

04:29They say it's an unrealistic maximum sentence for him.

04:36He deserves more.

04:37Absolutely.

04:38Could you imagine that scene?

04:39Like that scene?

04:40Just there's so much going on.

04:42Like hot tub coming.

04:43Minivan bomb.

04:45Old hot tub rolling at you.

04:47Wheelchair gun.

04:48Gun shooting at you.

04:49How do you, listen, how do you come up with this many wild ideas?

04:54Like you just sit around and think of booby traps.

04:57Trashy Anna Jones.

04:59And the hot tub of fear.

05:03It's one of those little mouth organs that's playing the thing.

05:09Trashy Anna Jones.

05:11And the van of mystery.

05:15Be better than the crystal skull.

05:17They would be.

05:19Honestly, I feel like a recreation of this whole scene would be incredible.

05:25In my brain it is wild.

05:27Although in my brain also it's like this, the Dave and Chuck, the freak crew.

05:30Yeah.

05:31Oh, we're in there.

05:32Yeah.

05:33What?

05:33Look out, Chuck!

05:34Rolling hot tub!

05:35Ah!

05:36I'm not fast enough!

05:38He got it!

05:41He's covered in old hot tub water!

05:43Oh, God!

05:44I'm going to die!

05:45So gross.

05:46That's the most disgusting part.

05:50Put an Indiana Jones hat on him, though.

05:52It would just sit on top of his hair.

05:54Yeah, on top of his Aunt Shirley hair.

05:56Yep.

05:58Amazing.

05:58They need a new design.

06:00They, they, maybe just the brim.

06:02And then his hair comes through the rest of it.

06:05Yeah, almost like a visor, but it's Indiana Jones style.

06:07That's the Trashy Anna Jones version.

06:09Yes.

06:10For sure.

06:12I love it.

06:13I mean, dead dead, but I love it.

06:16How scared were they?

06:18Oh, you'd be incredibly scared.

06:19Oh.

06:20Redneck Indy is after you?

06:22You don't know where to look, where to turn?

06:24No.

06:25No.

06:25That's really, that's really wild.

06:27Is that couch on the porch ready to blow?

06:31Well, yes.

06:31I would just assume everything in his place.

06:34Like, there was at least, we talked about six different devices, so.

06:37You'd think they went in there and were like, okay, there can't be anymore.

06:40Like, the hot tub.

06:40Like, there can't be.

06:41Come on.

06:41That wheelchair can't be.

06:43Right.

06:43Minivan.

06:44And then a guy gets shot, and then I trip over a fishing line, and a hot tub runs me

06:48over someone.

06:49Yeah.

06:50One of the officers has a booklet with all kinds of notes and stuff in it, and he's

06:53like, bush light.

06:55I was like, there it is.

06:57It's right there in my notes.

06:58There's like a hopscotch, you know, thing drawn on one of the things, and you gotta step

07:04on the right one.

07:06Yeah.

07:07All sorts of stuff.

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