Peep Show: I Like Panties!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Texas who was arrested for breaking into multiple apartments and stealing women's underwear and try to figure out what is going on in this pervert's mind.

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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day

00:10I'll admit

00:11You're a pervert

00:13I like women's panties

00:15Oh yeah

00:16Sure

00:16Most of us guys do

00:18Yeah

00:18In healthy ways

00:19In healthy ways

00:21I'm lucky I don't like women's panties

00:23There's a big difference

00:27So you don't like to wear them

00:29You just like to see

00:29Other women wearing them

00:31Or wear them

00:31Or do other things with them

00:33There's a lot of things you can do

00:36Put them on your face like a COVID mask

00:37Yeah

00:38That's it

00:38After they've been worn

00:39Yeah

00:40Huntsville, Texas man though

00:42He likes women's panties

00:44He's being held on $75,000 bond

00:48After he allegedly stole women's underwear

00:51From a ton of homes

00:53Oh wow

00:54So he's this guy that probably

00:56Doesn't care who's wearing them

00:58Just the fact that they've been worn

01:00Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

01:00Yes, exactly

01:01He doesn't care if it's Big Bertha

01:03Yeah

01:03Or Tiny Tina

01:04Nope, nope

01:05He just wants their soiled niggers

01:06Official

01:07Uh, yeah

01:08Knickles underwear

01:09Yeah

01:10That's what he wants

01:12That's what he's going for

01:13Brandon George was arrested by the Huntsville Police Department

01:16He's been charged with burglary

01:17Investigators served arrest and search warrants at his home

01:21After burglary occurred nearby

01:24And they believed he was the dude

01:27In that case

01:28The victim reported her underwear

01:30Had been stolen

01:31From her dirty laundry hamper

01:34Yeah

01:35He likes some ewes, Jade

01:37Gross

01:37He likes some soiled

01:38Gross

01:39This guy, like, risked

01:41Breaking into that many places

01:43Like, there's a real good chance

01:46Someone just

01:46Pops you

01:47It's Texas

01:48Yeah

01:49It's Texas

01:50It's Texas

01:50Yeah, it's Texas

01:51Number one, it's Texas

01:52Pachoo, pachoo

01:53Yeah, those are the most well-guarded panties

01:55Number two, everyone has cameras

01:57Yeah

01:57There's all those Texas barbecue sauce stains on those panties

02:01Oh my god

02:01Yeah

02:02Oh my god, that's not barbecue sauce

02:04Yeah

02:04Sometimes it is

02:07The thing is, sometimes it is

02:09In Texas it is, I guess

02:11Yeah

02:12You can only tell by tasting it

02:13Oh

02:14I bet he does

02:15And I bet he does

02:16All right

02:17Yuck

02:18That one was not barbecue

02:19Yeah

02:19They think that this guy was also seen acting suspiciously near

02:23Uh, some bedroom windows

02:24Yeah

02:25As well

02:25And yeah, he

02:26Look at that face

02:27That's a face that makes that noise

02:28Oh, wow

02:29I'm just gonna borrow these panties

02:32I've never been laid

02:33I was gonna say

02:34It's because he's never seen a pair of panties

02:36That's it

02:36Oh, man

02:37He's got that

02:38Never been laid

02:39I need to steal panties for sex face

02:42Yeah

02:42Right there it says it all

02:44It's just so wild

02:45Like, to

02:46The thought of what goes through someone's head

02:47And

02:48There's no, like

02:50Conscious of, like

02:51This is wrong

02:53I should not be doing this

02:54Like, the urge to go steal

02:55Is so strong

02:56Is so strong

02:58That you're like

02:58I gotta do it

02:59I gotta get them

02:59Yeah

03:00I gotta get them

03:00I think it is

03:01Yeah

03:02Cause you know it's wrong

03:03You know you could get busted

03:04But you just can't stop yourself

03:06You want them panties

03:07And also

03:08Like addicted to, like

03:08Cigarettes

03:09Right

03:10Yeah

03:10Absolutely

03:10It's a panty addiction

03:11But also, you can get them in other ways

03:14Like, you don't have to put yourself at risk

03:17Right

03:18You can buy them online from people

03:21But that's not

03:23This is the thing

03:24It's not what he's after

03:25That's not what he's after

03:26He needs the thrill of it all

03:27Which I always think

03:28Guys like this

03:30It's one step away from starting to

03:32You know

03:33Get worse

03:35When he breaks into homes

03:36You know

03:38Yeah, that's a different

03:39That's like the next level of

03:40That's part of the appeal

03:42To doing it

03:43Yeah

03:43Breaking into the home

03:45Is also erotic

03:46Yeah

03:47And that's when

03:48You really got to

03:49Erotic

03:50So erotic

03:51Breaking into this house

03:52I mean that probably

03:53You know

03:54That probably gets him

03:55Like half iron chic

03:56I bet

03:57You know

03:57And then he gets

03:58And then once he gets

03:59The panties

04:00Then it's

04:00Yeah

04:00Then he's really

04:03If you want to see

04:04What this guy looks like

04:05I'm tweeting out

04:05His mugshot

04:06Just search Dave

04:07And just

04:08Stop tweeting me

04:10That I look just like him

04:12Chuck the Freak panty thief

04:14Yeah

04:15Yeah

04:16Looks like Chuck the Freak

04:17If he shaved his goatee

04:18If he shaved

04:19Chuck the Freak

04:20They're not wrong

04:21No, they're not

04:22Y'all have a similar look about you

04:26Yeah, all of us

04:27Panties

04:27Perverts

04:28Perverts

04:28I wear them on my face

04:30This woman let us know

04:32That they can't steal her underwear

04:33Because she doesn't wear any

04:34More like

04:36You know what

04:37I've got all these guys

04:39Figured out

04:40And beaten

04:41How's that?

04:44I don't wear any panties

04:46Never have

04:47Never will

04:48Oh goodness

04:49I like to keep my stuff

04:50Hanging low

04:51Hanging low

04:53She's got smoke rings

04:54Coming out of places

04:55I can't imagine

04:56I smoke for two

04:58I can't even

05:00I was going to make

05:03Some kind of

05:04Yeah

05:04Real filthy joke

05:05Yeah

05:06With

05:06Lips

05:08But I just passed

05:11You know

05:12I decided not to

05:13It's not really a ring

05:16It's more like

05:17A long oval

05:18Oh

05:18Oh god

05:19Goodness gracious

05:21Sorry lady

05:23Yeah

05:24I could not be anything like you

05:25But

05:25Yeah

05:26The risk you take

05:27Yeah

05:27I'm sorry my lady

05:28I'm sorry my lady

05:29I just had to bow down to her to apologize

05:31I hope you do not sound like the smoker lady

05:33I hope you don't have a long oval

05:34And I hope you don't sound like a couple of things

05:37It's wide

05:38I'm sure it is

05:41I'm sure it is

05:42Hear that?

05:43What's that noise?

05:45Those were smoke rings being blown

05:47As I was talking

05:48Oh I didn't see them though

05:49Are they under the table?

05:52Yeah they're down there

05:54They're down there

05:55It's getting real smoky

05:56Like a Canadian wildfire

05:58That's what the haze is

06:00Oh yeah

06:02You thought that was the Canadian?

06:04Explains the haze and the smell of tuna

06:06Oh god

06:07Yeah it's a real flavorful smoked tuna smell

06:11Real fishy

06:11Alright that's enough

06:12I can't take it anymore

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