The MRL Show: Nicole Wants A Mustache

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4/22/2025

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00:00But producer Nicole, producer Nicole, there's something you want to do that typically is for the male gender.

00:07And I don't even know why you want to do this. Tell everyone what you want to do.

00:11I am just not physically capable of growing a mustache.

00:15And where did this obsession with the stache come from?

00:19Rooster.

00:20Oh, from Top Gun, Maverick.

00:23You went to see Top Gun this weekend.

00:24Yes. And I'm all in. I am going to be Rooster for Halloween.

00:30Did you? By the way, let's all go as Top Gun for Halloween. I already got a flight suit.

00:34OK, I'm Rooster. OK, I would love to do that.

00:37Will you actually dress up? Because you don't really dress up.

00:40I already have the flight suit. Perfect. I could be Tom Cruise.

00:43See, I like to dress up when I don't have to make myself.

00:49Like, I'll just wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans and be yourself with a mustache with a mustache.

00:53You have to put the mustache on. Miles Teller did it, huh?

00:57Yeah, I know. And you like women. What are you talking about?

01:01It's not that she wants to, like, run into him.

01:05Oh, OK, right, right, right, right, right.

01:06She doesn't want to move furniture with him. She just wants to be his bestie.

01:09I can assure you that it's not true.

01:10I have a question, though. Can women physically not grow a mustache?

01:15I mean, I can...

01:16Don't you wax up there sometimes?

01:18I can say for 30... No, I've never done anything and I don't have a mustache.

01:21As an Italian woman, I can tell you that as you get older, you can grow a mustache.

01:27Those eyebrows of Lorraine are dying to touch across the tip of her nose.

01:33No lie. OK, so sidebar.

01:36But when you get Botox, you can't, like, thread or wax or, like, do anything for, like, two weeks.

01:42And the first time I got it and she told me that, I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to have a unibrow in seven days.

01:48So if Nicole had a little more Italian in her, she'd be able to physically grow that stuff.

01:52Otherwise, you might just need some, like, hormone therapy. I don't know.

01:55That's funny.

01:56Hey, did you take Dad to see Top Gun?

01:58Yep.

01:58We saw Top Gun.

02:00It was his first time in one of the, like, updated theaters that have the recliners.

02:05Oh, that's good.

02:06Yeah, it was so comfortable.

02:07That's good. And he liked it, too?

02:08Yeah.

02:10It was so good.

02:10And you watched the first one.

02:12You liked the first one when you watched it a while ago.

02:14Yes, I liked the first one.

02:16I was, um, I thought it was really well done, especially for a movie in the 80s.

02:21And then this one, I have no complaints.

02:23Like, I always, you guys had, you know, said that people aren't giving it bad reviews.

02:29But after seeing it, I'm like, I literally can't think of something wrong with it.

02:34Like, it's just a good movie.

02:36It's a feel-good movie.

02:37It really is.

02:38And I loved the first one.

02:39I mean, I've watched the first one hundreds of times.

02:42And normally, when you love the first movie, the sequel always sucks.

02:47So rarely.

02:47Or you find something wrong with it.

02:49So rarely are the sequels just as good, if not better, than the first.

02:53And I, honestly, I really think that this one gives the first one a run for its money.

02:58Because it's just a little different.

03:00Different.

03:01Modernized.

03:01It's modernized, you know?

03:03People clapped.

03:04People clapped?

03:05Yeah.

03:06Like, the movie's been out for a month now.

03:08And people were in there clapping at certain scenes or, like, hooting and hollering.

03:11I love it.

03:12I love it.

03:12Okay.

03:13When we had our morning meeting and Nicole goes, I want to grow a mustache.

03:17And I don't think I can do it.

03:18I was like, okay, I'm writing that one down.

03:20And I'm coming back to that.

03:21But I had no idea that that was the connection.

03:23I figured for sure Justin Bieber showed up somewhere with a mustache.

03:27No, that's your new boy, huh?

03:29Yeah, I want to be Miles Teller.

03:32Miles Teller.

03:33Yeah, that's the actor's name.

03:35It's so funny that you said that because I shaved yesterday.

03:38And I came out of the bathroom with a mustache.

03:41Just my mustache, right?

03:43It's the only thing on my face that's really not white.

03:45That is almost still brown.

03:47And I walked over to Amanda with my mouth closed.

03:49And I go, babe, look what I did.

03:50Look what I did.

03:51She goes, oh, my God.

03:52What did you do to your teeth?

03:53Because I had my mouth closed.

03:54She thought I did something.

03:55I go, no, no, no.

03:56Look at my mustache.

03:57Yeah.

03:57And within two seconds, Dean goes, dad, shave it.

04:01We're not doing this.

04:02Go back in.

04:02Go back.

04:04Reset.

The MRL Show: Nicole Wants A Mustache

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