The MRL Show: LauRen Got Locked Out Of The House

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00:00Okay, last time we had a little get-together at Queen Park Social for Roy's goodbye.

00:05And as you can imagine, disaster ensued after everybody left, so we'll talk about that later on.

00:10But anybody else have anything to share with their day today?

00:13I mean, I locked myself out of the house this morning, and it was...

00:18What goes on? It's never smooth.

00:21It's so silly, but I schedule my life, or at least this week, down to the minute, right?

00:26So if one thing goes wrong, it throws off my whole day.

00:30And it started early this morning, so I left to go outside to leave.

00:35And when I was leaving, I just kind of felt in my bag, and I felt that there was a key in there,

00:40so I assumed it was the car key that I needed.

00:43And I shut the door behind me, and I locked the door.

00:47Well, we have a digital front door, and I could hear it was moving slow yesterday,

00:52and I know the battery's dying in it, but it did close.

00:56Right.

00:56But I guess it takes more energy to open than close.

01:00So when I realized I had the wrong key to the car, I went to go back inside, and the

01:05door wouldn't open.

01:06Oh, boy.

01:07So now I'm standing here with a key to a car that has the car seats in it, and I can't

01:12take that car because the other car doesn't have car seats in it, and that will throw my

01:16nanny's and my kid's day all off.

01:19So I'm standing there, and I'm like, all right, well, let me call my nanny and see if she

01:24will wake up.

01:25And I'm, like, power calling her, texting her, no answer.

01:27And for the record, the nanny is the au pair who lives in the home.

01:30Right.

01:30Right, okay.

01:31Well, her room faces, like, out where the front door is.

01:34So now I'm picking up rocks and throwing rocks at her front door, like pebbles.

01:38Like a teenager.

01:39I know.

01:40And what time does she normally wake up?

01:42Like 6.30.

01:43Okay, so you were, like, almost an hour earlier.

01:45Yes.

01:45So I'm standing there, and I'm like, I don't know what to do, and my son's room is on the

01:50other side, so I can't make too much noise.

01:52It's not like I can bang on the door to get back in.

01:54Finally, she answers the phone and comes down with, like, one eye open and lets me in.

01:58She's like, what's wrong?

01:59I'm like, eh, I don't have time.

02:01Just open the door.

02:03And I feel like I should apologize to some people on 77, so.

02:07Blasted through to get here.

02:08Yeah.

02:09I thought that something was wrong with my clock.

02:12Like, I thought my phone and my car were wrong, because I was on the road as we were out

02:18last night, so everybody came in a little later this morning, and I was about, I don't

02:21know, I left the house at 5.10 instead of 5.

02:24And even that, like, it's so bright.

02:27It's so bright.

02:28I know.

02:28And I'm like, there's no, I'm like, it's got to be 6.10.

02:31Yeah.

02:32Like, I'm late.

02:33Yes.

02:33And by the way, I've been up since 3.

02:34It's not like I just woke up, rolled out of bed, and then was late to work.

02:38Yeah.

02:38I love it when it's summertime and it gets light so early.

02:43Yeah.

02:43I love that.

02:44It was a beautiful drive in with all the clouds and the sunrise.

02:47I never get to see that.

02:49And I'm like, it's no way is it 5.15.

02:51I was surprised at the time I got here.

02:53I thought for sure I'd be like, they're rolling up a minute before.

02:56But I'm leaving my house, and it said 5.20, and I was like, hey.

03:00Hey, look at me.

03:01Look at me.

03:01I did stay up really late last night.

03:03So Nicole and I were the last ones to shut down my going away parties.

03:07And she really likes you.

03:11Nicole?

03:11Yeah.

03:12Yeah.

03:12And her girlfriend likes me, which I take a lot of pride in.

03:15You really like Roy.

03:18Yeah.

03:19Is that surprising?

03:20Yeah, a little bit.

03:21What?

03:22Because I think he rides you the most on the show.

03:25Because you think what?

03:26I think he rides you, like he razzes you the most on the show.

03:29What do you mean?

03:30You poke a little bit.

03:31Yeah.

03:32For fun.

03:33I like you razz Nicole the most, and maybe razzes me the most.

03:37Do I really annoy you the most?

03:38No.

03:39I mean, he doesn't have any bad intention.

03:41No, I know.

03:41I didn't say it was bad intention.

03:42I just said he razzes you and, like, you know, gets under your skin on the show.

03:45Like, you know, as a show.

03:46I wouldn't say get under my skin.

03:48That's a very...

03:49I mean, he rode you a lot about the move and the new girlfriend and the old girlfriend

03:54and this, that, the other.

03:55You know.

03:55What?

03:56You do.

03:58And I'm always the one going, I understand, Nicole.

04:00I get it.

04:01I wish I had coffee right now to just sip my tea.

04:04But we can't have liquid in the studio.

04:06That's not the version of events I'm familiar with.

04:08Yeah, me either.

04:08But what's new here?

04:10I mean, you know what I'm talking about, right?

04:13I'm not getting involved.

04:15Don't put me in the mail.

04:16But, Ray, come on.

04:17I never razzed her up.

04:20You do razz a little bit.

04:21Y'all all do.

04:22Let's be real.

04:24I razzed for entertainment to do for the show.

04:25I do a show.

04:26I razzed you the least.

04:27I would agree with that.

04:30Anyway, so you and Nicole stayed.

04:32Having said that, I didn't get...

04:34So we leave.

04:35I go to Chick-fil-A for dinner number two.

04:38Right.

04:39Why?

04:40We had so much food.

04:42It was...

04:43Why?

04:45Dinner number two had to happen.

04:48And...

04:48Yeah, we both got dinner.

04:52Well, he's the one who gave me the idea to have dinner number two.

04:54Like, Roy's going to turn that down.

04:56Yeah.

04:57He's like, we're driving back, and we don't have Chick-fil-A that is near us.

05:00He's like, oh, there's a Chick-fil-A.

05:02Let's stop in.

05:02And I'm like, I'll get you some chicken nuggets.

05:04Oh, my God, I love you.

05:10I'm going to miss you.

05:11So we go in for dinner number two, and I forget how delicate my system is.

05:16I have a brownie at 940 last night because, you know, by the time we got home with the

05:22Chick-fil-A, I ate the food.

05:22I had a brownie at 940.

05:24I was up till, like, 1205.

05:27I was like a little kid wired on sugar.

05:32I forgot that I'm sensitive.

05:34Hey, Sterling, wait.

05:34I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

05:36I don't know, I don't know.

05:37I don't know.

05:38I don't know.

05:39I don't know.

05:39You should have really tried that brownie.

05:40It was really good.

05:41Did you eat your brownie?

05:42Can I have your brownie?

05:43You need all your French fries?

05:44There's always...

05:45You know what happens when French fries go in the back?

05:46French fries always go in the back.

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