The MRL Show: LauRen Got Walked In On In The Bathroom

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00:00So my husband and I went out to Napa last weekend and I am not easily embarrassed.

00:07I do not blush easily, but I may have had the most embarrassing moment of my life.

00:14Oh gosh.

00:14And this is on the heels of my almost most embarrassing moment of my life when I almost

00:19put an adult toy in my child's birthday gifts boxes.

00:24By accident, by the way.

00:25By accident.

00:26You're having a hell of a summer so far.

00:30I am.

00:31You know what?

00:32Things happen in threes.

00:33The next one's really going to hit.

00:35So my husband and I are driving out from San Francisco to Napa Valley and along the way

00:41I have to go to the bathroom and I'm trying to like nicely tell him like, hey, like I'm

00:48at the top of the chart.

00:49Like we got to find somewhere.

00:51My tank is full.

00:52Yeah.

00:52I'm like, he's like scale from one to 10.

00:54I'm like an eight.

00:56Maybe a nine.

00:57Oh wow.

00:58So we have minutes, right?

01:00And he keeps driving.

01:02I'm like, but I saw a Starbucks back there.

01:04Like if you just loop around, like we don't know what's up ahead.

01:07If you loop around, we can go back to the Starbucks.

01:10Let me stop you right there.

01:11On road trips, men do not go backwards.

01:13No.

01:13Only forwards.

01:14To go backwards is to take time away from our trip.

01:17I'm like, come on, buddy.

01:18Like now we're getting to nine and 10.

01:21Like you have to turn around.

01:22So he finally turns around.

01:23We go back to the Starbucks.

01:25He goes to get a coffee.

01:26I run to the bathroom and I guess I went into the bathroom so quickly that I didn't fully

01:32lock the door.

01:33And it's a single.

01:34It's a single stall.

01:35So here I am squatted over the toilet and the door goes flying open.

01:44And there is a moment where this woman and I stared into each other's eyes for like a solid five seconds before I was like, I'm in here.

01:54So I guess she had to go so badly as well.

02:02Obviously, like at the bottom of Napa, it's sparse, right?

02:05You're not into the wineries yet.

02:07Yeah.

02:07She was probably shocked, too.

02:08She was shocked.

02:10And finally, I was like, I'm in here.

02:11Can you close the door?

02:13Pants all the way down.

02:14Pants all the way down.

02:14Like I'm like full stream.

02:16Okay.

02:18And she slams the door behind her and I'm like, oh, I mean, now I got to walk by this chick.

02:24Well, not only that.

02:25Now, like you got to get if you're still going, you got to lock it.

02:28Yeah.

02:28Well, I figured at that point she would probably tell somebody outside there's someone in there.

02:33Yeah.

02:33Right now you got to do the walk of shame.

02:35Uh-huh.

02:35I have to do the walk of shame.

02:36And you know, whoever she is with, she's now told.

02:39So anybody within an earshot of that who didn't see this unfold now knows the story.

02:46I walked out of that Starbucks with my head down.

02:49I wouldn't talk to Dallas.

02:50Dallas is like, what's wrong with you?

02:52He's like, do you want a coffee?

02:53I'm like, no, I have to leave.

02:54Get in the car.

02:56Yeah.

02:58So he didn't get his coffee?

02:59He had gotten a coffee while I was in there, but he was waiting like, don't you want a coffee?

03:04And I'm like, no, I want to leave.

03:07That's hilarious.

03:08Hey, I had the same thing happen to me on Friday night.

03:10I went out to dinner in the restaurant at Waverly, and it's a single men's.

03:17So was yours a single female stall or is it co-ed?

03:19I think it was a co-ed stall.

03:21Yeah, so you're lucky it was a woman.

03:22Yeah, I am lucky it was a woman.

03:22So at least mine was a single men's stall, and it was like my third trip of the night.

03:29So I didn't lock it.

03:31Nobody was in the restaurant except for us and like maybe two people at the bar, and I'm

03:37doing my thing.

03:37Now, I'm standing up, still have pants on.

03:39That's the difference.

03:40Oh, yeah.

03:41With the guys, back is to the door.

03:43You're front to the door.

03:45It's difficult.

03:46That's how I know God's a man.

03:48People want to know God is a woman.

03:50No, God's not a woman.

03:51If God was a woman, you'd be doing what I'm doing.

03:52Exactly.

03:53The door opens and then closes, but the door stayed open for a long time.

03:57I'm like, going to close it?

03:58Ew.

03:59Like, I'm in here.

04:00All right.

04:01I feel like maybe she owed me a coffee after that.

04:03I don't know.

04:04Maybe I should have stuck around and got it.

04:05And at least it was a stranger.

04:07We got a text from someone who said their father-in-law walked in on them and stayed and washed

04:11his hands while I was on the toilet.

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