The MRL Show: LauRen Broke It And Hid It From Dallas

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00:00So, you guys know I truly do believe in holding little white lies, right?

00:08I think I've made that pretty well known on the show.

00:10Right.

00:12I did something that my husband's, I can't tell him.

00:16He's not aware of it?

00:17No.

00:18Did you go on another spending spree?

00:21No, I think he would be even more upset with this news than me going on a party planning spending spree.

00:32I broke his favorite pint glass.

00:35Oh, no.

00:36I love pint glasses.

00:37I know.

00:38I know.

00:39But I feel like he doesn't need to know about this.

00:41I can fix this before he is ever privy to the information.

00:45Okay, but is it like a pint glass that he got from a bar back in 1983 that has a...

00:51Sentimental one?

00:52Yeah.

00:53Kind of.

00:53Okay.

00:54How do you replace that?

00:55Okay, but just follow me here, okay?

00:57All right.

00:58It was a lot of glue.

01:00No, this thing is shattered.

01:01It's gone forever.

01:02The problem is he puts this stupid thing in the freezer.

01:06Here we go.

01:07Somebody else's fault.

01:08Here comes the blame game.

01:10I know it will, Lorraine.

01:12That's like the time I ran the shopping cart in the back of my wife's legs and yelled at her for cutting in front of me.

01:16I think I may have learned this from you.

01:19But no, so the problem lies because he puts the stupid pint glass in the freezer, so it's like super fragile when it's in there.

01:29And I dropped it pulling other things out of the freezer.

01:32So anyway, he heard it break from upstairs.

01:35He did?

01:35Yeah.

01:36And he like poked his head out of his office.

01:39He's like, what was that?

01:40And I'm like, nothing, it's fine.

01:41It's fine.

01:42No big deal.

01:43Mimo's favorite pint glass.

01:45What is it?

01:46It's a Virginia Tech, like, it is a limited edition that he did get from a bar on Big Al's.

01:52Yeah.

01:53Oh, Big Al's.

01:53And so you could find this online?

01:56No, Big Al's is closed.

01:57I was going to say, Big Al's doesn't exist.

01:58Oh.

01:59Is that a pub up there or something?

02:01Yeah.

02:01But the nice thing about this thing being so old is we had put it through the dishwasher

02:07so many times that the logo's starting to come off of it.

02:10Okay.

02:10So I'm just going to get another Virginia Tech pint glass and say that the Big Al logo came

02:17off of the glass in the washing machine.

02:20Okay.

02:20In the dishwasher.

02:21But it's got to look worn out.

02:22You're going to have to wash it 60 times.

02:24Yeah.

02:24That's okay.

02:25I already have a plan.

02:26I have, you know, those, um, like Brillo pad things.

02:30Oh, gosh.

02:30I'm going to hit that on the Virginia Tech side and then put it through the washing machine

02:34so it looks about the same.

02:36Or, or, hear me out.

02:38You could say I accidentally broke your glass.

02:41No, I've never.

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