The MRL Show: Nicole Is Still Producing Roy Even After He Moved

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00:00Roy is living on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati, and he moved into a new home, and he does

00:05something that we all do, Loren, which is send old packages to the old, or send new

00:11packages to the old address, I should say.

00:13Yeah, when you move, it really is a whole thing.

00:16It takes, because you're so used to everything being auto-filled on your computer, so when

00:20you go to order something on Amazon or Walmart or Target or whatever it may be, you just

00:26kind of click the button and let the computer do its thing.

00:29Right.

00:29You totally forget that you're in a new place, and you needed to come to you there.

00:33It's so funny.

00:34Producer Nicole is now in charge.

00:37She is producing Roy even from 500 miles away.

00:41Tell everyone what you're into.

00:43I know.

00:44He called me, and I mean, from the get-go, I know he wasn't calling to see how the day

00:50was going.

00:51So I was like, hey, and he goes, hey, and then there's just that awkward silence of like,

00:55what's up?

00:56And he was like, so I messed up.

01:00And I guess he had, he needed a thermostat, and it was being sent to him.

01:08And so he goes, so I ordered my thermostat, but it got sent to my old house.

01:13And I was like, oh, okay, so you just like need me to go get it and send it?

01:17And he's like, if you could.

01:18And I was like, yeah, no problem.

01:19And he goes, the thing is, is I need it by Saturday.

01:22And I was like, oh, okay, so you want me to overnight it?

01:25And so he was like, yeah.

01:27So I had to go then get it.

01:28But when I got it, there were four other packages, one being junior cornhole boards.

01:36How big are those?

01:37They're pretty big.

01:39I mean, and they were pretty heavy.

01:40So I sent him a picture of everything.

01:42And I was like, you want me to send all of this?

01:45Why junior cornhole boards?

01:46I don't know.

01:47But he asked, he goes, are those junior cornhole boards?

01:49And I was like, yeah.

01:50And they're addressed to you.

01:53And he had no idea.

01:54Yeah.

01:54And he was like, oh, I don't even remember ordering them.

01:57Pretty much.

01:57Oh, Roy.

01:58Well, he's Mr. Suburban now.

02:00You know, he lives in suburbia.

02:02Yeah.

02:02But you know what?

02:04So Roy probably got that on Amazon, right?

02:07Probably.

02:08Okay.

02:09So I wish I could talk to my buddy.

02:11Because instead of having Nicole go retrieve the package and overnight it,

02:15he could have just reordered one on Prime, got it for Saturday,

02:19and then had Nicole send that one back for free.

02:22But instead, how much did you pay for overnight shipping?

02:25I'm sure it was an arm and a leg.

02:26Well, the funny thing is, is as soon as they rang it up and then I called him

02:31because he had Venmo'd me a certain amount and was like, don't go over this.

02:37And then I called him because it was significantly over that because he also

02:41wanted insurance.

02:42And I was like, hey, bud, it's this.

02:45And he goes, oh.

02:47He was like, okay, I'll cancel the appointment.

02:48Just send it regularly.

02:49That is so Roy.

02:53Also, you had to bring all that stuff and the junior cornhole boards to the UPS store

02:57or wherever.

02:58Yes.

02:58I had to recruit my girlfriend, buy her coffee just so she would walk in with me with all

03:02that.

03:02All of a sudden, she's Roy's Amazon.

03:04But it is so much cheaper to just return it to Amazon.

03:07They pay for free shipping.

03:09Talk to your friend.

03:10I don't know what to tell you.

03:11Oh, my gosh.

03:12I'm going to call him and scold him today.

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