The MRL Show: Roy Needs To Sell His Car

4/22/2025

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00:00I'm ready to rock. What about you? Did you do anything outside of lunch yesterday?

00:04No, you know, I'm in the finale of my time here in Charlotte, so it is tying up loose ends.

00:14Like, today I'm trying to sell my white car, so yesterday I was reaching out to a bunch of people, asking if they want to buy it.

00:22Nothing like waiting until the last minute.

00:24It really is.

00:25You want to sell it on the air?

00:27Should we do a...

00:28Yeah, if somebody wants to privately sell it, I'm fine with that.

00:32You mean privately buy it?

00:32Privately buy it, yeah. I got the title with me today.

00:34Tell everybody what it is.

00:36It's a white Ford Taurus, 2013. The back locks don't work.

00:40Wait, hold on, hold on. I gotta find proper music.

00:42The trunk doesn't work.

00:43Can we fix that?

00:44Oh.

00:47Hold on.

00:49Right.

00:51Come on, brain. Think of things. Come on, brain. Be so smart.

00:54My brain's still asleep.

00:56Are you trying to figure out the button?

00:57I have a...

00:58No, not that one.

01:00And I can't think of the name of the show.

01:04Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

01:06I don't know.

01:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

01:08By the way, what he's...

01:09Oh, the Sanford and Sons?

01:11Thank you. That's what I was saying.

01:12What he's trying to do, y'all, he has a white box that we play all of our sound effects from,

01:16and he was trying to type in the name.

01:19I literally couldn't think of it.

01:21My brain don't think.

01:22All right, so tell us about your car.

01:25Okay, it's a white Ford Tors 2013 Limited Leather Seat Sony Premium Sound.

01:33The back door locks don't work.

01:35The actuators are broken, so you need to fix that.

01:38Okay?

01:38To be honest.

01:39There's a dent on the left side and a dent on the right side, but I think with the little

01:46elbow grease, we can work that right out.

01:49Okay?

01:51And it's a great car.

01:53It has 115,000 miles, and my latest offer has been 7,400 bucks.

01:58From the dealership?

01:59Yep.

02:00Okay, so you've got to beat 7,400.

02:03You can go 7,400.

02:04$100?

02:04You've got a title in hand today.

02:08Title in hand, and you drive around in Roy Brown from the Manny Roy and Loren shows, White

02:12Taurus.

02:13Your car has a story.

02:14Yep.

02:15Did you clean it?

02:15Because I know in years past, when I've seen that white car, it has been loaded to the gills

02:21in the backseat.

02:21It is.

02:22A lot of it's cleaned out.

02:23There is still some stuff in there.

02:25By the way, if the new owner wants to keep some of the things in my trunk, you're more than

02:29welcome to.

02:30704-570-9595.

02:33We'll sell it as is.

02:34With the items remaining from Roy in the back trunk.

02:37Still running.

02:38Oh, yeah.

02:39It runs fun.

02:39It's here.

02:40He's got both cars here.

02:41I don't know how he did that.

02:44Magic.

02:44And you're taking up two handicap spots.

02:47Well, that's...

02:48No.

02:48Well, yeah.

02:49We have handicap tags.

02:52But no one's here in the morning.

02:53It's fine.

02:54No one's here in the morning.

02:55Use a car lot in a handicap lot.

02:59All right.

03:00Oh, God.

03:00I'd love to sell that car today.

03:02I think that would be the funniest thing.

03:03If a listener bought my car and then, like, stayed in touch with us.

03:11Every time it breaks down, they call us.

03:13It shouldn't break down.

03:15I got it going good.

03:16When I shift it into drive and hit the gas pedal, I get shocked.

03:20No.

03:21The dealer wants it.

03:23I'm sure someone else does.

03:24Someone says 1,500.

03:26No, you're missing the point.

03:27You already...

03:27I already have an offer of 74.

03:30Are you just playing...

03:31So that's what I've been doing yesterday.

03:33I was, like, trying to get it sold.

03:35So at the very least, you're taking it to the dealership today.

03:37Very least.

03:38But, you know, it was like 700 bucks to ship it to Cincinnati.

03:41I'm like, I'm selling this thing.

The MRL Show: Roy Needs To Sell His Car

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