The MRL Show: Lied About Your Major

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00So, Lorraine, when I asked if you lied about your college major, you made a big coughing

00:06sound effect.

00:06Yeah, I went into a coughing fit over here.

00:08I don't know what happened.

00:10Maney.

00:10Ugh.

00:11Maney.

00:12When did I lie about my major?

00:14Oh, I don't know.

00:15Anytime you were trying to pick up ladies at the bar, telling them that you were an archaeologist.

00:20Oh, yeah.

00:20Well, okay, that's true.

00:22I lied about what college I went to.

00:24You also did that.

00:25Yeah, I didn't lie.

00:26Really?

00:27I mean, I majored in communications.

00:28It is what it is.

00:29I specifically remember a story of somebody asking you, when you told them that you were

00:35an archaeologist, what your thesis was in college, and you lied and said that it was the evolution

00:41of birds or dinosaurs to birds.

00:44You know what I used?

00:45The Jurassic Park.

00:47And you know what?

00:48That girl knew it, too.

00:50She walked away.

00:51I just want to see how far this goes.

00:52Oh, but not only that, but I think she kind of liked me, and when she asked me that, she

00:56goes, and please don't lie to me, or something like that.

00:58She said something like that.

00:59And I was like, oh, this ain't going to be good.

01:01All I got is lies, sister.

01:04You were already leaned in at that point.

01:06Oh, work is so hard to pick up women back in the day.

01:08Oh, my God.

01:10What I did, and this was like, the summer was the best, because we had a house down at

01:15the beach, you know?

01:16So we would go down there every weekend, you know, you get like eight people in a house

01:20that sleep six, and we all split the cost, and you're just going out every Friday and

01:25Saturday night.

01:25And when you're not at the bars, like working women, as I would say, like you were at the

01:29beach working.

01:30Uh-huh.

01:31You just bodies everywhere in that house.

01:33Bathtubs, floors, stepping over people.

01:36Yeah.

01:36But this is about Reddit's M-I-N-A hole, and one of our producers brought this to us, and

01:46she thought it was funny because she said that she remembered someone who was majoring, a friend

01:54of hers was majoring in computer science.

01:56But they, no, I take that back.

02:01They were majoring in illustration, but their father was from Japan and very strict.

02:09So she lied and said that she was majoring in computer science so that they would continue

02:15to pay for her college education.

02:18Okay.

02:19Which I guess technically in today's world, like illustration would probably be like animation

02:25on a computer, CGI, like that kind of stuff.

02:27So was she really lying or just bending the truth?

02:30Well, it ain't computer science.

02:32I mean.

02:34And think about it.

02:36There's like a ton of majors out there.

02:38Which ones are we missing?

02:39704, 570, 95, 95.

02:41Like which major would you tell your parents, like, oh, I'm majoring in something else because

02:49I'm not telling them that I'm majoring in, you know, and it's different than taking a class.

02:53We're talking about a major.

02:54Yeah.

02:54You know, like theater.

02:56What's wrong with theater?

02:58I mean, unless you're on the Broadway musical that's traveling frozen, what are you doing

03:04with your degree?

03:04My parents were very proud of my theater major before I changed it eight times.

03:11You didn't lie to them?

03:13No.

03:14And I did theater in high school too, so I think they saw it coming.

03:16Uh-huh.

03:17But I quickly realized that I was not talented enough to be a theater major.

03:22Uh, so we found a bunch of funny majors.

03:25And by the way, we want you to chime in at 704, 570, 95, 95.

03:29If you lied to your parents about your major so they would continue to pay for your college.

03:33In other words, you told them that you were majoring in business when you were really majoring

03:37in adventure education.

03:39Is that a thing?

03:40It is.

03:41Plymouth State University offers it.

03:42Rock climbing fundamentals, canoe paddling fundamentals, wilderness expedition, et cetera.

03:47Whitewater kayaking.

03:49That's a major.

03:50I might be down with that.

03:51That sounds fun.

03:53Uh, there's also a major auctioneering.

03:56What?

03:57Mm-hmm.

03:58That's an actual major auctioneering?

04:01Like, where they talk really fast and they, like, you bid on things?

04:04Yeah.

04:05They teach you auctioneering law, preparations for an auction, and after completing the program,

04:10you'd be approved to become an auctioneer at Pennsylvania's Community College, Central

04:15Pennsylvania Community College.

04:17Sounds about right.

04:17Don't tell your parents that you're majoring in bagpiping, which you can get at Carnegie

04:23Mellon University.

04:24Why are all these in Pennsylvania?

04:28The slacker state.

04:31I'm from Pennsylvania.

04:32I can say that.

04:32Here's another one for you.

04:34You moved from Pennsylvania to where?

04:36Florida.

04:36And you can major in citrus at Florida Southern College.

04:43Soil science.

04:45An orange.

04:45Citrus majors after graduation can work at large citrus production companies.

04:51That's pretty important.

04:52It's one of our biggest products that we sell down there and grow.

04:58Jorge in Indian Trail said, so I quit school to follow my dream of social media, but my

05:01parents think I'm still in school.

05:04Taylor in Lincolnton said, I majored in fermentation science.

05:08It's only offered at a handful of colleges.

05:09They offer it at App State.

05:11Luckily, my parents were supportive.

05:12I don't even know what that is.

05:13You mostly learn how to make beer and wine, she says.

05:15Oh, that's fun.

05:17Let's see.

05:18I majored in technical theater and told my parents I would minor in business until I

05:22got my first job while I'm in school and they saw how much money I made off of it and

05:26said that I better just stick to the theater thing.

05:28I'll she's on this screen.

05:30binding cabin.

05:30See you soon.

05:30And now we're going to see the bumper году.

05:31Come on now.

05:32Alright.

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The MRL Show: Lied About Your Major

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