The MRL Show: Our Day In 30

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00Well, we go around the room real quick and tell everybody what's going on in our world.

00:04Roy, what about you?

00:05So last night when we were getting ready for bed, in my ear mattress.

00:10Yes.

00:12You have no furniture in your room.

00:15Sterling, my partner, realized I didn't do my nighttime facial cream regimen, skin care

00:23regimen, and he said, hey, you know, you really need to make sure you're taking care of yourself

00:27during these times.

00:28And I said, no, these are exigent circumstances.

00:33I'm living on an air mattress.

00:36I'm living on a camping chair.

00:38We're camping.

00:39You do not apply night cream out in the woods when you're camping.

00:43Thank you, Loran.

00:44I'm like, if our family had a flag, it'd be upside down.

00:49We are in distress.

00:51I'm quitting my job.

00:52We're moving to Kentucky.

00:54I don't have time for night cream.

00:55So that break down happened five minutes before bed.

01:01I know.

01:03It's so funny how people could just do their normal regimens when their lives are all in

01:07disarray.

01:08Yeah.

01:09You know, I don't know where anything is.

01:12The only thing I was going to share with you guys was yesterday we had some rain like it

01:19kind of rained in where I live in Waxhaw.

01:21It was a really steep downpour and we're getting some work done in our neighborhood.

01:26They're Union County powers, putting in new power lines and stuff.

01:29So the workers, the guy that drove the truck was like took off.

01:34So there's three workers and I invited them into the garage.

01:37For what?

01:38To not get soaking wet.

01:39That was nice of you.

01:40Oh, that's very nice of you.

01:41Yeah.

01:41And then I gave him each a Coke.

01:43And then I was like, then my daughter was inside and I'm like, I want to go inside.

01:47But then I'm like, I don't want to leave these guys here.

01:49I think that's weird.

01:50Now you have to entertain them.

01:51Yeah.

01:51So, you know, and only one of them spoke really good English.

01:55So you imagine me, you know how I do with Spanish.

01:57You know, I'm like, cervezas, amigos.

01:59And they all laughed.

02:01You know, you use Spanish like any other white middle aged man.

02:05I was told.

02:07Yeah, I got green.

02:08May I remind you that when I was in Mexico, I was told by one of the people who worked at

02:12the resort that I had, quote, good Spanish dialect because I rolled my utters.

02:17You know what I was told by someone who speaks Spanish fluently, who lives in California?

02:22What?

02:23He said, just talk in Spanish like yourself.

02:27Right.

02:27Too many people try to focus on the assimilation.

02:34Don't do that.

02:35Just speak Spanish.

02:37They'll respect you.

02:38They'll know you.

02:39Don't try to throw an accent in there.

02:40Because it's like, think about our accents.

02:42I have a different accent than Lorraine.

02:43Lorraine has a different accent than you.

02:45Don't try to focus on the thing.

02:48Right.

02:50That, that, that, I didn't really, okay.

02:53That clip's going to haunt me.

02:54What about you, Rand?

02:55What's going on in your world?

02:56Okay, so you guys know I am planning my son's second birthday.

03:01And I go all in on things.

03:03So the theme is like the notorious JAX, right?

03:09Like it's too legit to quit.

03:11It's 90s.

03:13It's like big, it's flashy, you know, whatever.

03:16Because he's turning two?

03:16Because he's turning two.

03:17So I want 90s music at the party.

03:21So I have spent the last two days getting together a 90s playlist.

03:26But let's be honest, the 90s weren't the cleanest lyrics in the world.

03:31So I have had to put everything into one track and go through and clean up lyrics.

03:37So now I have this big, long track.

03:40And what I wanted to ask was Roy to voice track my party.

03:48Oh, my God.

03:52What do you mean voice track your party?

03:54With JAX 2.0 radio.

03:56You want me to make like a radio sound like me, like being the host of the birthday party?

04:01Oh, you're so extra.

04:03Oh, my God.

04:04I want you to voice track my party and make it sound like a Saturday show.

04:08Hey, how do I even do that?

04:12That's like, that's salt and pepper.

04:13Push it here on JAX 2.0.

04:15I hope everyone's having a good time.

04:18Yeah, dude.

04:19You're doing it.

04:20The only birthday boy to put corn in the pool.

04:23Like, I don't know, like funny stuff.

04:25The number one birthday station, JAX 2.0.

04:30We have some snacks over there by the big trampoline.

04:34Also, champagne and saber.

04:36Kids, watch out the saber.

04:38Here's some salt and pepper.

04:40Push it on the JAX.

04:42Birthdays bash.

04:43Wouldn't that be funny, though?

04:45I think that would be hilarious.

04:48This is interesting.

04:49It's a song I told my dad whenever I came out of the closet.

04:53No, no, this is a different song.

04:54I thought it was coming out.

04:57No, it's Notorious B.I.G.

04:59Puff Daddy.

05:00By the way, JAX, I think they were gangsters.

05:03Welcome to your birthday.

05:05I like it.

05:06Wouldn't that be hilarious?

05:07I think that would be so funny.

05:09I don't even know what I would say.

05:10I don't know.

05:10I'll put together like a bunch of things.

05:12She'll write you a script.

05:13I was about to say, I know how to like present here on this radio station.

05:18I'll put together like a bunch of things.

05:20So we're doing like McDonald's, right?

05:22McDonald's?

05:22Yeah, we're doing McDonald's.

05:23I'm getting McDonald's instead of like putting together catering or whatever.

05:26And I'm printing stickers that say Big Jack's to go on the hamburgers.

05:32Like I'm telling you, down to the T.

05:34I'll just put together a list of facts and then you can spit them.

05:38Love it.

05:39All right, JAX, your mom has really gone off the deep end.

05:47But that's okay.

05:48I'm here to make sure you're entertained for your birthday celebration.

05:51Everybody drink up.

05:52Some Spice Girls now on JAX 2.0.

05:54That's funny.

05:57But who's going to be listening to that?

05:59You know what will happen?

06:00At the party, everybody talks.

06:02Yeah, but you know what will happen?

06:03It will happen a couple times and then people will start going, is there somebody talking?

06:09Like is this a radio station?

06:10Give me another one.

06:11All right.

06:11Give me another one.

06:12I have another idea.

06:13All right, JAX, just to let you know, I'm on the fourth floor of your mom's mansion here

06:17having a birthday celebration.

06:19Enjoy your Big Jax from McDonald's.

06:21I would say something more specific, like your mom's boyfriend's name is AJ.

06:30Like, AJ, make sure you clean up your mess this time.

06:32That's not bad.

06:33That's not bad.

06:34That's not very specific.

06:35That's not bad.

06:37Hang on.

06:37Give me another one.

06:38Give me another one.

06:38You can't leave yet.

06:39Give me another one.

06:40All right.

06:41Let me see.

06:41I'm enjoying this.

06:42You know, we don't have a huge 90s.

06:44We don't?

06:44Come on.

06:44You guys know this will be funny.

06:46Do you have jump in there?

06:48Hold on.

06:49Hold on.

06:49You know, it's not easy to search.

06:51So give me a minute.

06:52All right.

06:52Here we go.

06:53Here we go.

06:54JAX 2.0 birthday celebration.

06:56Dallas.

06:57Lauren says you've had a bit too many bourbons.

06:59Tone it back.

07:01Birthday bash continues.

07:03If you have a request, let me know.

07:051-800-CALL-JAX.

07:07Birthday party.

07:08Brought to you by McDonald's.

07:11Guys, you know that would be hilarious.

07:13I mean, I think you're doing it.

07:15You don't have to convince us.

07:17You have the idea.

07:18It sounds like it's going to happen.

07:19Roy has to voice track.

07:21Jax's birthday party.

07:22On his way out is his last thing he does before he moves next week.

07:25It's my last show.

07:26This is what my unemployment has gone to.

07:28I will host birthday parties.

07:30It all ties in together.

07:32How nice, Roy.

07:34You found a future.

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