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Beasley Digital
  • 4/18/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Oklahoma who was pulled over for driving without a seatbelt and tried to escape after telling the officer she really need to poop.

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00:00all right i kind of like this woman in oklahoma too she got pulled over last week
00:10but she tried to get out of it all by thinking up all the excuses yeah oh it's my birthday yeah
00:16oh i gotta poop oh everything when the cops didn't let her go she sped off here's her story now from
00:25kfor tv enid police having to call several officers to help arrest the suspect the driver not giving up
00:33on trying to take care of some very important business
00:36a high speed chase step out of the car and guns drawn in residential enid this woman emily
00:45only initially pulled over for not wearing her seat belt your license is suspended why i don't know
00:52and now i'm waiting to see if you have warrants through woods county and
00:56what do you think i was going huh
01:00a bizarre excuse and her 28th birthday not the only problem she's dealing with
01:06oh that sucks it's on video forever i am saying i got a dog shot
01:12oh god oh the worst
01:15please just let me go because i know your license is suspended
01:20oh man that's a that's a bad scene that's tough that is tough please can i just go home and go
01:33poop you have warrants through woods county and they're coming to get you no they're not
01:36oh boy oh that's it now you're really gonna sparking a pursuit topping 70 miles per hour
01:44blowing through stop signs and a school zone she had to poop eventually stopping
01:49get out of the vehicle now arrested off to jail and her charges upgraded
01:55oh my god she asked the cops this is the worst can i poop in your car man
02:03arrested off to jail and her charges upgraded
02:10you could have already been on your way to jail
02:16yeah not pooping oh my god she's really gotta poop oh she is so
02:20police searching owens car and finding a pipe and inside of it meth
02:25oh oh did she ever poop did she ever poop no word on the poop no word that she pooped in that
02:30guy's cop car no update on the pooping i don't think she really had to poop
02:34we got an email from a cop who quit because someone pooped see
02:40it's a good tie-in no we did i just i'm just reminding myself of it oh here we go um got a
02:50long commute listen to your podcast the whole way because i'm out of range of the radio station
02:54um i heard this uh segment you did the other day i had to email you former cop former cop and
03:00you'll understand why picked up a drunk girl one night many moons ago she wasn't cooperating so i
03:08cuffed her and i put her in the back seat she had a short skirt on in no underwear i know this only
03:14because she kept squirming and saying she had to use the bathroom and her skirt rode up around her
03:19waist well she wasn't lying she bent over yeah and she put her ass against the metal grate between the
03:29front and back seat plato did huh and unleashed a violent burst oh man of diarrhea
03:37oh my god the metal grate caused a sprinkler effect sending liquid beer poop everywhere
03:45it even shorted out my in-car computer oh my god it shorted out the computers
03:51i pulled over stripped down to my underwear at the side of the road because i was covered
03:58yeah and i tased the evil bitch just tased her i drove back to the station i left her in the car
04:06i put my gun and my badge on the desk in my underwear and i never went back but all that
04:13training all done i know years probably yeah training right but then you think this is just
04:19the first time someone's gonna poop on me i'm gonna be pooped on a lot more yeah oh yeah
04:22yeah you go home and you just drink straight liquor like officer green bean walks in just in
04:27his underwear i'm like listen oh my god i don't know what's happened to green bean you want to
04:32know what's happened yeah lady pooped through great first pullover ever diarrhea poop oh straight out
04:40of her skirt listen uh i've already filled uh an application out for trader joe's and uh i'd like you
04:48to know that i am residing my my my copley duties so here's my bag there it goes again there it goes
04:56again take my bag hello this is a mark how can i help you microsoft what is wrong with your computer
05:04sir well hey you're not gonna believe a diarrhea got on it a diar a diarrhea yeah diarrhea from a
05:12drunken woman uh she pooped right through her squirt skirt went through the grate in the cop
05:18car and the whole thing shorted out i can't have you tried to power it down and power it back up i
05:23don't want to touch i don't want to touch it and uh frankly i just turned in my gun and my badge
05:28so you're gonna want to call the department have them square it up with them is any other help i can
05:35offer you today unless you got any pointers about what i'm gonna be doing at trader joe's
05:40no no pointers thank you very much sir thank you make a diarrhea proof computer system working on
05:46it thank you one officer said you'd be surprised how many people poop themselves when they get even
05:50in a minor accident see well if you've got one on deck knocking at the back door just a little bit
05:57of a jolt i think most people if they got hit in the stomach they'd poop they'd poop poop a little
06:03like right now i think if i if you say mike tyson say mike tyson came over here and punched me in
06:08the stomach right now i'm pooping like yeah that's a mess isn't it yeah you got that right
06:15mike mike he'd probably poop before he even punched you he just was coming away
06:20oh john you've made a mess oh he wasn't even gonna hit me this is our guest
06:25mike tyson just walked into the room but he's after me
06:28he's just our guest he's so scary
06:31he let out that gasp and then soiled himself oh no sorry lise
06:37we'll tell everyone that he punched you though thank you cover for me
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